My Little Pony: Continental Drift

by Dinopony2580


A New Frienemy; The Plan

Stargazer was still left in the wreckage of the boat. "Hey! Guys! Seala! Anyone there!?" she shouted. Then, she was approached by Twilight and her friends.

"Here, grab hold!" Twilight said. "No! Go away! I'd rather drown!" She said. Twilight instead pulled her out of the water with her magic. She was laid on the land boat.

"I said I didn't need your help!" Stargazer said to them fiercely. "You're welcome" Rainbow Dash said. "So, care to join our scurvy crew?" Sloth asked.

"6 ponies, a dragon, a sea monster, and a slother. You guys are like the start of a bad joke" she said. "And we saved you, so that makes you the punch line" Spike said.

Twilight, then, looked off into the distance at the setting sun, thinking about Shining Armor and the others.


Shining Armor was looking at the exact same sun, thinking about Twilight as well. "Honey, you coming?" Cadence asked.

"Yeah, just watching the beautiful sunset over the ocean" Shining Armor replied. "You were thinking about Twilight, weren't you" Cadence said.

"Yes" Shining Armor replied. "Hey, relax. She'll come back. She said she would" Cadence said, comforting him.

"Yeah, you're right" Shining Armor replied, then, he walked away. Cadence watched the sun as it set over the ocean's horizon.

She then followed Shining Armor, hoping Twilight was okay and would make it back soon.


Morning came soon. Sloth was sitting on the back of the land piece. Spike soon joined him. "What's wrong, Sloth?" Spike asked.

"Just, homesick. That's all" Sloth replied. "Oh. How long have you been in Equestria?" Spike asked.

"I migrated from down south. Moved here when the glacier melted. Been there ever since" Sloth replied. Spike nodded in approvement.

Rainbow was getting annoyed by how small the boat was. "Will never make it home on this thing" Rainbow said.

"Huh, well, you should of thought about that before you wrecked our ship, genius" Stargazer said. "Yeah, trying to escape" Rainbow replied.

"But, still!" Stargazer shouted. This angered Rainbow. "You want to this the hard way, then we'll do this the hard way!" Rainbow shouted, enraged.

Then, they started calling each other names, while shoving and pushing. Applejack tried to break up the fight. "Land!" Twilight shouted.

"Yeah, Lan" Rainbow said, still calling Stargazer names, "Wait, what?" "Not her, there!" Twilight said, pointing. Everyone looked and ahead was an island.

"Land!" Twilight cheered. Everybody else cheered. "Everypony, paddle. Paddle!" Twilight said, and everypony did so.

Leviathan hopped in the water and pushed the boat, making it go way faster. When they reached the island, they were exhausted.

Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Spike walked up the beach and collapsed on the sand. Rainbow kissed it, happy to see land again.

Pinkie saw a berry bush and ran up to it.

"Food! Oh, I missed you so much. Look at me, I've wasted away" Pinkie said and without hesitation, she took a bunch of berries and stuffed them into her mouth.

She was about to swallow them, but she noticed something. The berries started moving in her mouth and she heard buzzing, too. She accidentally ate bees.

She immediately spat them out, wiping her tongue free of bees. "Alright, snack times over. We need to build a raft" Twilight said. "Twilight" Rainbow groaned.

"Wow, Stargazer must really hate building rafts" Pinkie said, gesturing to Stargazer, who was running away.

"Go get her! She can help us get back!" Twilight said and immediately, Rainbow chased after her. Rainbow quickly gained on to her tail.

She fired a laser beam at some rocks, which then fell down. Rainbow easily dodged them. She then started throwing random objects back at Rainbow.

She threw boulders, logs, sticks, and rocks. But, Rainbow dodged every one of them. Only one time she got hit in the face with a rock. Then they came to a cliff.

"Gotcha" Rainbow said, but as soon as she was about to tackle Stargazer, she teleported. Rainbow then smacked into the wall.

When she regained herself, she looked around. Then, a flash at the top of the cliff caught her attention.

She immediately knew that was her, and she flew up to get Stargazer. Stargazer looked behind her and thought she lost Rainbow.

She sighed in relief and continued on. But then, Rainbow came from over the cliff and tackled her. "Let go of me!" Stargazer said.

"Where do you think you're going?" Rainbow asked her. Then, Rainbow noticed something. She saw a current that led to the direction of Equestria.

"Turnback Cove. It's the way home" Rainbow said to herself in excitement. Then, she saw Captain Monstra and his crew, who obtained a new ship.

"Oh no" she said to herself. She immediately went back to tell the others about the situation.


Captain Monstra was using kitticorns, a hybrid of a kitten and a unicorn. He was treating them as slaves, which was not good.

"You call this a ship you miserable runts!" Monstra shouted. "Yeah, you little runts!" Nibbles said, mocking him.

"Now get this piece of land seaworthy by sundown, or I will keel all the lot of you" Monstra roared in anger.


On a cliff above, the Mane 9 watched. "So, what do you think?" Twilight asked the group. "Two words: Anger management" Rarity said.

Then, Rainbow hit her on the back of the head. Rarity yelped. "Twilight's talking about the current! I found the way home" Rainbow said.

"Well excuse me" Rarity replied. "Yeah, that's great!" Applejack said. "To bad we don't have a ship" Fluttershy said.

"Of course we do, silly. It's right there" Pinkie said pointing at the ship. "Well, that's a flawless plan" Stargazer said from a prison in a tree.

"You want to pirate a pirate ship from pirates" Stargazer said. "It pains me to say this but, she does has a point" Spike said.

"Guys, shh. The trees have ears" Sloth said quietly, gesturing to a small little tree, who just happened to have ears.

Then, a kitticorn popped out of the stump, followed by more. Then, more and more came out and it became a whole slew of them. "Ah, so cute" Fluttershy said.

Twilight looked at them, then back to the ones on the ship. "Wait a minute, maybe we could help each other" Twilight said.

The kitticorns walked forward, intrigued and curious. "Alright, Fluttershy. Do you're magic" Rainbow said.

"But, I've never seen these animals before. I don't think I can understand them" Fluttershy replied.

"Oh, come on. You've handled every animal we've came across" Rainbow said.

"Yeah, but I don't think these guys are native to Equestria. I've never seen them before" Fluttershy replied. Rainbow then fell to the ground and groaned.

"Wait, let me try" Pinkie said. "Knock yourself out" Applejack said. "Okay, watch this" Pinkie said. Then, she did a warm up session before she did her actual thing.

She did a bunch of movements and references, speaking gibberish as well. When, she was done, the kitticorns just cocked there heads at her.

"Well, I tried" Pinkie said. "I think I've got something" Sloth said.

He walked forward and then started speaking gibberish while doing hand movements and references. When he was done, the kitticorns nodded their heads.

"That they got?" Rainbow said. "That's the exact same thing I did" Pinkie said. "I think you spoke the wrong language" Sloth said.

"That was amazing!" Twilight said. "How'd you do it?" Spike asked.

"Oh, I encountered a tribe of kitticorns on my travels, taught me their language and all. Just had to memorize it." Sloth replied. Then, the kitticorns huddled together.

A minute or so later, the tribe leader hopped out of the middle and was a warrior. She picked up a spear with her magic and did a war cry.

The others followed her in it. "Yep, there in!" Sloth said happily. "Great! Now let say we work together and kick a little pirate monster booty!" Twilight cheered.

Everybody cheered in triumph.