My Little Pony: Continental Drift

by Dinopony2580


Meeting the Monster Pirates

A few hours later, Twilight woke up to find the boar monster smelling her. When she was fully awake, he walked off. "Hello" Seala said, poking out from the side.

She found herself tied to a tree. "Hi, Twilight" Spike said. She then looked up to see Spike tied to a limb of the tree. "Welcome to the party" he said.

She tried to break free from the tree, but she couldn't. Even her magic couldn't remove the vines.

She then noticed Rainbow and Pinkie tied on the same branch with Spike. Then another branch to her right had Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rarity.

Sloth was tied to another tree, and they were shooting starfish at him that acted like ninja stars. He luckily dodged them. Leviathan was tied super good to the boat.

He was trying to break free, but he couldn't. Then, Captain Monstra plopped down in front of Twilight.

"Morning, Sunshine. Let me be the first to extend a hand of Friendship" he said, holding out his claw. "From what you've done, I don't think so" Twilight replied.

"Ah, nothing gets by you does it" Monstra said. "What do you want!" Rainbow said.

"I bet you're feeling lost, scared, confused. Allow me to explain. Help, me out boys" Monstra said, and they started playing instruments.

"Oh, Captain's gonna sing a shanti" Seala said, playing an accordion.

(Monstra) Here you are on a boat, You're adrift, You're afloat, One might even say you're stuck

Well I don't want to gloat but I would like to note that you're in luck

You've been saved by the monster that rules these waters

So forget about your family and friends!

First mate introduce me to them pleeease!

(Stargazer) Aye, Aye, Captain Monstra.

(Stargazer) He's a big scary, (Bird Monster) Elegant and hairy, (Nibbles) Feared inspiring, (Wyvern) years till' retiring, (Stargazer) Looting stealing, (Seala) Banana peeling!

(All) Undisputed master of the seas! (Sloth) Oh jeez

(Monstra) That's me!, (All) Tis' he!, (Monstra) That's me!, (All) Tis' he!, (Monstra) That's me!, (All) Tis' he!, (Monstra) Okay, Okay,

The wyvern played a flute.

(Monstra) I'm a monster pirate pioneer and these are my brave buccaneers

All of whom were once lost souls like you

(All) It's true! (Wyvern) He rescued us! (Nibbles) He saved our butts!

(Monstra) For that we owe our lives to Monstra and assuming he doesn't kill you

(All) You will owe him too!

"Kill them? Me? No, no! Well at least not this powerful, useful alicorn." Monstra said, gesturing to Twilight. He put his claw around her. "Hey, hands off" Twilight replied fiercely. "Anyway..." Monstra said, continuing the song.

(Monstra) Here we are on ship, Moving at quite a clip through the ever shifting sea

(Stargazer) Come along on a trip, (Seala) That's a hint, (Nibbles) That's a tip, (Bird Monster) That's good advice

(Monstra/Stargazer) In a world that's going under, To survive you must learn to plunder, (Monstra) Luckily that's my field of expertise

(Stargazer) He's the best! (Seala/Nibbles) He's a robbing thieving (Spike) We really should be leaving (Kangaroo Monster) Weapon throwing

(Twilight) We gotta get going (Nibbles) Creature slaying (Sloth) Wish we could be staying

(All) Undisputed, Uncontested, Monster suited, (Monstra) Yeah you guessed it! (All) Master of the seas!

(Rainbow) Oh please! (Monstra) That's me! (All) Tis' he! (Monstra) That's me! (All) Tis' he! (Monstra) It's who? (All) It's you! (Monstra) Just testing, I knew. It's me!

"Good shanti, sir" Seala said. "Captain Monstra? Really. I have a punch to, but, I wouldn't name myself after it" Rainbow said. He laughed.

"That's funny. You're a funny group of ponies. But, that's not how I got my name. My appearance got me my name" he said.

"I can see that, because you are a monster" Applejack said. "Well, I can be more of a monster" he replied. "I don't get it" Sloth said.

"No? Alright?" Monstra said as he walked over. He took his claw out and sliced the rope. "Let me give you a visual" Monstra said, "I just gently press here."

Sloth started laughing. "And go down like this" Monstra said dragging his claw down Sloth's belly and neck.

Sloth stopped laughing when Monster's claw got to his throat. "And then your inners become your outs" Nibbles said, laughing. "Uh, I still don't get it" Sloth said.

"Look, as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey monster, the Bunnicula, and a giant bag of pudding" Rainbow started, but Twilight finished for her. "We'll pass. No one's going to stop us from getting back to Equestria" Twilight said.

This angered Nibbles and irritated Monstra. "I'm gonna embroil you're liver, buddy" Nibbles said before he charged at Twilight with open jaws.

Then, Monstra grabbed his ears and pulled him back. He leaned forward and whispered into her ear, "You're friends and family are going to be the death of you."

He then walked away. "First mate, engage the death wade" Monstra said to Stargazer. "Aye aye, sir. Prepare the plank!" Stargazer shouted.

"Prepare the plank" Nibbles shouted, repeating her. "Preparing the plank" Seala said, moving the plank out. The kangaroo monster finished cutting down Sloth.

"Wait, you want me to get into the water? I just ate 20 minutes ago, and you know the rules" Sloth said. "That's a myth" the kangaroo monster replied. "Well, as long as it's safe" Sloth agreed.

He was then tossed out onto the plank. He looked down and saw a bunch of little sea monsters, that looked like they were a mix of a piranha and a dragon.

Just then, Spike had a plan. "Twilight!" Spike shouted, "Get me to that vine!" "Okay, Spike" Twilight said. She used her magic and moved the tree.

When Spike was in range and close enough, he shot fire at the rope vine. It melted the vine, which snapped, and Twilight was able to break free.

Monstra heard the commotion and looked behind him. When he saw Twilight was free, he was angered. "No!" He said.

He ran over and grabbed a sword and so did Twilight. Soon, they were in a sword fight. "Stick that alicorn" Nibbles said.

"Come on Twilight, kick his monster butt" Sloth said. "You bad tubby. I could have used you!" Monstra said while they were fighting.

Twilight then shot the sword out of his hand. "Ain't gonna happen, Captain" Twilight said before shooting an even more powerful laser.

Monstra jumped out of the way, but the laser hit the tree, causing it to fall over. The force of it hitting the ship caused the ship itself to split it in half.

Then, Sloth quickly ran over to free Leviathan. "Don't worry, buddy. I've got you!" Sloth said, freeing Leviathan. Leviathan shook himself off and let out a roar.

Then, the ship started sinking. Twilight hurried to untie her friends. "Does anyone have floaties?" Seala asked.

Then, the kangaroo and boar monster's fell on him and he fell down into the water. "No! NO! My bounty" Monstra said, watching as everything he had worked for fell into the water.

He then looked over to Twilight and the others. He growled at them before the ship completely submerged under the ocean.

Twilight and her friends managed to find refuge on a piece of floating land. She looked back and saw no remnants of Captain Monstra or his crew. They soon continued on.

Seala popped his head out of the water. "They sunk our battle ship! What are we gonna do, we're all gonna drown!" Seala complained.

Then, Monstra grabbed him by the neck from a piece of floating land he was on. "You're a sea creature you idiot" Monstra said. "Good point, sir" Seala replied.

"Shall I flag the white, captain?" the wyvern asked. "NO!" Monstra said smacking him and he immediately flew the pirate icon again.

"Wait, what about Stargazer?" Seala asked. "What about her?" Monstra asked. "Yeah, what about her?" Nibbles repeated.

"Anyone else want to play...Captain!?" Monstra asked, shouting. The crew responded with no response and fear on their faces. "Good. Now come on, blubber brain. Swim!" Monstra said to Seala and they sailed away.