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// The Politecal Debate 
// Story: Princess Detective jakkid166 
// by jakkid166 
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But as soon as I stepped my foot into th hallway, Twilight ran in front of me then teleported in front of me. "Detective jakkid!" said Twilight.

"Its PRINCESS Detective Jakkid now!" I said.

"Yes and you know what that means right?"

"Yes I do, but instead of yes I actually mean no."

"It mean you must do the DUTIES OF A PRINCESS!"

"DAMMIT!" I said "But I want to have FUN!"

"Too bad" said Twilight and she shove a list in my face. "This is all the princess stuff you have to do today. The first thing is the Political Debate"

"What" I said. "But I dont know anything about poletecs. I voted for myself in the last election"

"Well you better learn caus the debate is in FIVE MINUTES!" shouted Twilight.

"Oh no" I said "What will I do?"

~ AT THE DEBATE ~

"Okay" said Twilight on the stage. "We are here in Canterlot Castle for the anual political debate of Equestria. The first debaters are Crankey Doodle Donkey from Ponyville, and Elephant Joe from Elephant Land."

so a donkey and an elephant got on the stage

"Okay first question" said Twilight "What is your openion on Futurama?"

"I like that show," said the elephant

"Me too." said the donkey.

and then they shook hands and got off the stage.

"Theyre right," said me to the person i was in the crowd sitting next to. "Futurama is a good show."

"Up next" said Twilight, "Princess Detective jakkid166 from Los Angeles vs. Hans Toyota from Pony Istanbul."

So I got up on stage and a pony wearing a thing you wear on your head got on stage too.

"First question" said Twilight "What is your opinion on politics?"

"I LOVE politics" said Toyota and the crowd cheered.

"Uhhh" I said and I used my DETECTIVe skills to deduce that the crowd cheering meant that the crowd likes politics too. "Yeah well I DOUBLE love politics!"

and the crowd DOUBLE cheered and Toyota looked at me all mad cause he knew I was winning.

"Okay Jakkid gets the first point," said Twilight. "Questione two! Should Equestria stock pile nukes for nuclear warfare?"

"I keep police nukes in the police station" I said. "Does that count"

"No said Twilight" said Twilight.

"No we should not have those," said Toyota. "Because Equestria did not invent nukes yet so we dont know what those are."

"Oh yeah good point!" said Twilight "Okay Toyota gets a point, so you are on Equal Standing. This next question will win all the money"

"Damn I gotta be careful what I say" I think to myself.

"Final question!" said Twilight. "What is you opinion on the winner of the curent US president: Arnold Scwazeneger?"

"Aw HELL YEAH!" I said "I saw terminator 1 2 3 4 5 6 and 7 and he was good in ALL those except the ones he wasent in."

"WRONG!" shouted toyota. "Arnold is a good actor, but all the terminators after 2 SUCK!"

"SHIT!" I said and the crowd agreed with Toyota and went like "OOOOOOOH" and clapped for him

"Toyota wins the point," said Twilight "And he wins the debate!"

"Dammit!" said me "Wait." and i got an idea

"NEW PRINCESS LAW!" I shouted "I get all of Toyota's points."

"Wait what" said Toyota but Twilight gave me all his points

"Haha," I said "It feels good to win with skill."

"Jakkid you idiot!" said Toyota "You cheat!"

"I didnt cheat I just broke the rules."

"But you wasent even right in your political answers!"

"So what? This a political debate, who cares if you right or not"

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Toyota mash his teeth so hard they all cracked into pieces "Dammit! Im going back to Pony Istanbul. Fucking cheater jakkid." and he got off the stage and ran away. "This is Istanbullshit"

"YEEEEAH" I shouted and the crowd cheered for me, the winner Princess Detective jakkid166. I looked at Twilight "Okay whats next?"

"You must do the Executions that are take place today."

"WHAT?" I said and I got REALLY mad. "Detective jakkid does not kill people! I am a pacifier"

"No not that" said Twilight "In Equestria the word "executed" means they won the lotery and get a million dollars"

"Oh okay cool," I said "Lets go execute ponies then!"

After we did that I had a bunch of ponies followeing me because they wanted my autograph. This was cause I was already famous Detective jakkid166, but being also a princess made me Double famous.

"Please sign my glass of milk Detective jakkid!" said Rainbow dash.

"Okay" so I grabbed a pen and stuck it in the milk and wrote "jakkid166" on the milk.

"Thanks" said Rainbow

"Congratulations jakkid," said Twilight. "You have complete all your princess duties for the day. Now you can do whatever you want"

"Sweet" I said "But what can we do?"

"We can take a ride in the special princess Hot Rod," said Twilight. And she puleld out car keys and the car drove into the throne room and ran over all the ponies that were following me but the car has really soft tires so they were okay.

"Sweet!" I said and I got in with Twilight "Lets ride." and I drove it out of the throneroom and onto the street of Canterlot. We stopped and parked on a fire hydrant and I noticed a pony standing outside.

"Hey pony what you doing?" I said at him.

"Im about to smoke a cigarette," said the pony.

"WHAT?" I said "You cant do tat! Smoking kills!"

"No it doesnt," said the pony and then he took out a cigarette and smoked it but then he got lung cancer and died.

"FUCK!" I said and I looked around because if any ponies saw this they woulde think I killed him! "Twilight quick help me hide the body!"

So Me and Twilight picked up the guys dead body and took him into the Gas Station and put him inside the soda machine where he wouldnt be found. "Phew," i said "That was close."

"Yeah it was," said Twilight "But what do we do now?"

"I cannot let another liveing soul be harmed by the phalic lure of cigarette!" I said. "From now on, ALL smoking is illegal in Equestria!"

"Gasp!" said Twilight "But what about smoking weed?"

"No, weed is okay. Just tobacco is bad"

"Congratulations jakkid you just saved Equestria from lung cancer!" said Twilight. "What will you do next."

And I got a intense look in my glasses and I put my finger on my glasses and they glowed like in anime. "Its time for me to make some new laws."

TO BE CONTINUED