//------------------------------// // Yomi's Sunder // Story: MLP - New Game Plus Postmortem // by Reizthefakebrony //------------------------------// Rotatory abilities(Highjacked by adm Yomi): Plasma Cannon DNA Twister Gravity Manipulator I am not so proud for having desecrated Bruno Bucciarati, but it was also fun. I walked through the wood, minding my business and nothing as ever gone wrong. This is the event in which the Mane Six's origin are told, so I won't bother troll them. Instead I flew toward Our Town. Why? Because I wanted to do something different: Trolling Starlight Glimmer instead. Nevermind that we aren't in Season 5 yet. In my arrival, I turned into a black maned red earth pony and entered the town. I was immediately met by the weird smiles of the inhabitants. It's unnerving but that cannot be avoided. "Welcome," They said. "Yeah, do you know where I can find your chief?" I asked. "Sure, why not?" Sugar said. Wow. That was easy. I was then leaded to her house. I knocked the door two times and waited. Starlight opened the door. "Welcome to our village. How did you found us?" Starlight asked. "I was in pilgrimage to get ride of my cutie mark that was making my life a living hell," I lied. "Well, however you found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time." "Yeah, whatever," I said. I was then leaded to the cave where the cutie marks where kept and I can say that looked like a prison for souls. That reminded me of Raziel's nightmare with the Elder One in Legacy of Kain. Starlight was holding the Staff of Sameness with her magic. "So this is vault for those who wanted to be purified," I said. "Well, this will certainly provide a boost to our little community. Let me help you to finally understand what we're trying to accomplish." Starlight said as she was about to use the staff. "Nope." I retorted as I used my gravitational powers stop her movements, much for the shock of the others. "Just look." I then used the staff to clean up the make up of Starlight's cutie mark, revealing the real one. Her followers were astounded. "Seriously, what she said about equality and friendship is bullshit," I said as I gravitationally tossed the staff in the vault, crashing the glass and allow the cutie marks to return to their owner. "NOOOOOO!" Starlight screamed. "Oh, shut up. You have another thing to worry now," I said as I used the corrupter on her, turning her into a red maned sympathetic violet pony with a bright attitude, much to the others utter shock. "This is your new leader," I declared. "I'ts less pedant, knows anything about friendship than the real Starlight and, most of all, is not a liar. Good morning." At this point I flew away from the vault ala Superman and returned inside my mound, and went to my bed. I was waiting for the day in which I will crush the myth of Pinkamena Diane Pie. As I woke up, I found... Pinkie Pie inside my coffin?... No. I Looked up and saw the real Pinkie and Rainbow Dash being tied in the ceiling. Which means that Is Pinkamena! "Hello, my dear Violet," Pinkamena said, holding a knife. "I recall you wanted to crush my myth during the real Pinkie's birthday, right?" I didn't respond. Especially since being in the same place with Pinkamena is disturbing. "Let me tell you on thing, you wisecracker. I came to exist even before the episode. Also, you wanted to screw with my existence. It's. Not. Funny." "So... What are you going to do?" I asked. "HIHIHI, it's pretty simple. A party in my style." "Not today, thank you." I thought as I blocked her movement with my gravitational powers without making the real Pinkie and Rainbow realize what's going on. I then slammed her against the ceiling multiple times until she fell unconscious. At this point, I got out of my coffin and released Pinkie and Rainbow. I then explained that there would be a poltergheist having some kind of vendetta against Pinkamena, which I promptly froze with my gauntlet. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash went to their home without asking me anything and let me sleep in my coffin. I then passed the whole day playing at the console. Super Street Fighter 2 turbo, just to mitigate the bad taste to have Pinkamena in my house or, worse, in having had her in my bed. I then hid the froze Pinkamena in the basement slash living room. I should find a way to get ride of her as soon as possible. That is going to be a real ordeal. Escorted by Lilly, I was invited at the notorious Grand Galloping Gala, aka the boring fest. Unbeknownst to her, I turned someone into Fluttershy and convinced the real one to remain inside the ball room. Nobody was giving a shit to the Mane Six, a this fest should be a social event. I told Luna about that being a total bust and I am sure that she will make me right. Everything was going peacefully... Until someone crushed from ceiling like Randy Savage and landed in front me. It was green maned white stallion with electric gauntlets. Wait.... I recognize it. "Veolst!" I said. "Yep, it's me," Veolst said. "Greatest fighter ever lived and now back for a rematch." Before I could realize, he instantly punched me, with electricity shocking me included. Despite that, I was still standing. "Violet!" Twilight screamed. "Violet?... Is that you call yourself now, Allen?" Veolst said sardonically. "And none of the knows the truth. I am surprised." I lifted my head. "At least you don't taste this!" I blocked his movements with my gravitational powers and put on my freezing gauntlet. And then pulled out my shotgun. "Hey! That's not fair!" Veolst bellowed. "Does that matter," I said as I shot him in the head, making him disappear in a black coil of darkness. The Mane Six and the others were shocked to see that. Celestia wasn't even questioning my methods, with Lilly doing the same. Suddenly something from the outside raged. The Mane Six and the others turned toward the gates, which were being slammed, revealing the imposter Fluttershy screaming. "YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!!" The imposter said, with the animals escaping her. The fake and the real one looked each other in their faces in a awkward silence. Now that was funny and nobody got hurt. As for me, I was trying to get out of the party unnoticed, but I was surrounded by other ponies who were acclaiming me as a hero or just wanted some explanation about what was going on. Celestia, Lilly and the Mane Six leaved me alone, pray of the pain of giving even more explanation on that. Suddenly, Yomi's voice said. "Thanks that I was generous to have activated Cheat Code on these three days, slacker. I was being sick and tired of Season 1." Next Level Up: 1)Giga Drill: The main weapon of the so called Gurren Laggan, almost reduced to the size of portable weapon while retaining its power, but was made almost impossible for others to wield it due to its tremendous weight. 2)Item Animator: A mysterious quartz who gives the own the ability to turn inanimate objects into living things with the condition that they weren't bio organic to begin with. 3)Face Palmer: A dark-azure gauntlet which functions consist into shooting face palms like wave of energy, striking its target with unexpected power, great impact in the most undignified way possible.