Guest Star Kelduo: Justice from Afar

by The Kelduo


Chapter 14: Dedede Bash!

"Hey! What fat penguin doing in Yakyakistan?!"

That woke me up faster than the smell of a king-sized feast. "Who ya callin' fat? My name's King Dedede, and I'm the ruler of Dream Land!"

"Yak Prince Rutherford want know why fat penguin in Yakyakistan!" If anything, it was the yak that was fat, not me. What a hypocrite, that yak.

"Listen, all I know is that my buds and I beat up a world-destroyin' monster and escaped the battlefield, and I woke up here! I ain't got no idea how I got here, so it ain't any of yer business!"

"Yak choose what yak's business! Fat penguin yak's business!"

"Whaddaya want me ta do then, scram?"

The yak, who I guessed was Prince Rutherford, stomped his hoof. "No! Fat penguin not go anywhere!"

I pulled out my hammer. "Are ya challengin' me to a fight?"

"Yes, fight!"

I gripped my hammer real good. "It's clobberin' time!" Eat yer heart out, Thing!

"Yak smash!" Rutherford started the match just how I expected him to: charge! I easily knocked him away with a sweet Giant Dedede Swing. After he got back on his hooves, he came at me again. As he got near, though, he raised his front hooves in the air, which meant he was gonna stomp me. I tripped him up with a well-timed Head Slide. While he was down, I hammered him over and over again.
"Fat penguin strong, but not as strong as yak!" The yak bucked me off and kicked me right in the belly. Even if I was fat, there's an advantage with that: shock absorption.

"I'm just gettin' started!" As the prince charged at me again, I held my hammer behind my head, charging for some awesomeness. Closer, closer... "Take this!" Ooh, that had to hurt! A Hammer Flip right to the chin! Must've felt like gettin' uppercut by a Machamp!

Prince Rutherford got up again, but he grinned. "Ha ha! Dream Land sound weak, so yak thought fat penguin weak. Yak wrong, fat penguin way strong! Yak want fight again sometime!"

I smiled. "I'd fight ya anytime, Prince!"

Suddenly, I saw a weird flyin' doghouse comin' towards me. I was able to spy some of my friends on it. Meta Knight said, "Come with us. We must go to a place known as Canterlot Castle."

"Thanks for comin' ta pick me up!" I did my Super Dedede Jump to get on, but I think it couldn't take another passenger. I groaned, "Ah, fine. I'll follow you guys there."