Equestria Girls: Dial D for Derpy

by Time Agent pony


Chapter 2

"What just happened?" Derpy stated, as she looked around, the phone and everything around her looked the same.

"Arrr, my head," she groaned, as her began to throb.

Brushing it off, Derpy exited the phone booth and began to head home.

She stubbled around for a bit, confused by the looks from passersby.

She wasn't sure why they were looking at her, but she shrugged it off.

After a few minutes, she released she had no idea where she was going.

"I wonder if there's somewhere I can ask for directions," she thought.

Spotting a jewellery store across the road, she decided to head in.


Jewellery store.

"Good afternoon, madame," one of the shop's staff greeted, as Derpy walked up to the counter.

"Madame?" Derpy echoed, confused.

"How may I help you today?" the staff member continued.

Before Derpy could continue, three men wearing balaclavas and carrying guns barged into the store.

"ALRIGHT, NOBODY MOVE!" one of the men shouted, "THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

Everyone froze, frightened including Derpy.

"Alright everyone," the lead robber declared, "just stay quiet and nobody gets hurt."

He turned to his partners and signalled them to start looting all the jewels they could get their hands on.

"Getting there," the second robber said.

"Alright," the lead robber acknowledged.

"Hey," Derpy called, "those don't belong to you."

The three stared in confusion at her.

"Who's the costumed weirdo?" the second robber asked.

"Costumed weirdo?" Derpy replied, "what costume?"

"Who do you think you are to stop us?" the third robber teased.

"Who do I think I am?" Derpy repeated, half to herself.

"Who cares," the lead robber snapped, "just grab the jewels and let's go."

As the thieves finished grabbing anything, they dashed for the emergency exit.

"No, Stop!" Derpy cried, raising her hands towards them.

Suddenly, to everyone's surprise including Derpy, a blast of energy shot from her palm straight at the thieves, causing them to freeze in their tracks.

"Whoa," Derpy exclaimed, in surprise, "I didn't know I could be that."

The robbers, now terrified, dropped their loot and weapons, and put their hands up.

"Oh," she smiled, "that was easy."

By that point, police sirens could be heard approaching the store and the store staff had seized the thieves weapons.

As soon as the police arrived, the robbers were taken away.

"Thank you," one of the people in the store said, "but who are you?"

Derpy looked thoughtful, "Mmmm," she murmured, "well, it felt like stars were bursting in my hands so......I guess you can call me......Starburst."

"Well," the person smiled, "thank you, Starburst."

"Anyways," Starburst replied, "gotta go."

With a smile, Starburst took off smashing through of the roof of the jewel store as she did so.

"Sorry," she called, "whoa, I didn't know I could do that either."


Starburst landed back in the ally with the phone booth.

"Well," she remarked, to herself, "that was fun."

"But how did I do that?" she asked, aloud, "what gave me those strange powers?"

She looked at the phone booth, vaguely remembering what had happened before.

"Could it be," she remarked, entering the phone booth.

As Starburst looked over, she caught sight of her reflection in the booth window.

Instead of Derpy's usual face, a very different face stared back at her, even her eyes looked normal.

Before Starburst could question anything else, she transformed back into Derpy.

"Wow," Derpy said, "that was wired."