I rubbed my eyes as I sat up, and the first thing I heard was the last thing I wanted to hear hear besides a Boo.
ROAR!
"Aiiiiieeeeee!" I ran away on instinct, trying to get as far--Thunk!
This time, when I opened my eyes, I was surrounded by all kinds of animals: birds, squirrels, a bunny, and--a BEAR! The same one from earlier!
"Please don't eat me!" I pled.
But the bear didn't lunge or anything. What was going on? Was it waiting for the right time or something? I was freaking out!
Suddenly, a yellow Pegasus with a pink mane walked into the... cottage, I think. "Sorry I'm late. I had to take a--oh, you're awake."
I asked, "Where am I? What's going on?"
"My animal friends saw you fall out of the sky and warned me. Harry tried to wake you up, but he must have scared you away into a tree's path when he roared at you." The bear gave me a remorseful look. "That's Harry. My name is Fluttershy, and this is my cottage. Who are you?"
"I'm-a Luigi, and I'm from the Mushroom Kingdom. Did you see anyone that looks like me, but wearing red? He's my brother, Mario."
"Actually, I just finished taking a red paper thing to get treated for poison joke. I couldn't tell what it was, because it was all crumpled up."
"That must have been Paper Mario! But what was that about poison joke? Never heard of it."
"Poison joke is a blue leaf that causes really strange side effects to those who touch it. Maybe it was what caused Paper Mario to crumple up. He'd know about it if he was from Ponyville, or just overall Equestria. Where is he from?"
I reached into my overalls and pulled out a big book with a Mushroom on the front cover. "Paper Mario is from this book I found that holds an entire paper Mushroom Kingdom. It's weird, I know."
"I've seen weirder..." I couldn't hold back my surprise and fear as the following happened: A paintbrush appeared and painted a really, really weird creature that looked like a baby drew it. The creature came to life and put the paintbrush inside a top hat that appeared out of nowhere. Finally, it then pulled a friend of mine out of that same hat. "...like this."
Said friend, Roborygon, retorted, "Said the lord of chaos, who also happens to be a draconequus, to the being who, along with his allies from other dimensions, brought down a monster that looked like one of the friends."
"Touche."
Fluttershy said, "Luigi, meet Discord. He used to be bad, but my friends and I reformed him. Who's that gray thing with the purple eyes?" i was about to answer, but she stopped me. "Wait! Didn't he work with this pink thing named Kirby and his friends to defeat Hyness and Queen Chrysalis?"
I exclaimed, "No way! They actually did that!?"
Roborygon replied, "We most certainly did! I was going to tell you guys after defeating Void Termina, but now that we got launched here after some debris hit us, I'd better wait to tell everyone until we regroup at Canterlot Castle, where the sun and moon princesses reside. Fluttershy, please escort Luigi there while Discord and I search for our other friends."
Fluttershy said, "Okay, Roborygon. We'll do that."
As we went towards a small town, Discord and Roborygon took off on... a red doghouse that can fly? With Discord wearing Roborygon as an aviator cap? I wondered if they'll have any luck with finding the rest of my friends...