Spike's Ponyville Adventures

by Spikemaster105


His First Dirty Magazine

Back with Spike and Zephyr, the colt was still staring at the magazines, it was making him feel funny since he end up getting a winger.

The stallion then grabbed the box and emptied it, he spread them out so his nephew can take a better look at them all.

The colt suddenly found one, it had a earth mare laying on her back with bedroom eyes, she had a Santa Hooves outfit on that hugged her body.

"Nice choice, that's a Hearth Warming special edition, had it for almost a year now", he explained while putting the rest in the box.

The colt opened it up, and saw different mares laying in different positions while staring at the camara, "So this is mine now", he asked as his uncle nodded.

Spike continued to stare at it and looked through page to page, he couldn't help but slowly grin while not realising the blood was rushing downwards.

The stallion continued to smirk raising an eyebrow at that, "Guess he likes that magazine", he thought to himself.

"Alright, come on, I'll take you home so you can put it away", he suddenly told him.

The colt closed it and nodded in understanding, he felt weird, but didn't know why.

After awhile, the colt was in his home and in his room looking at the magazine again with a grin, he also had a winger.

As he turned from page to page, he suddenly stopped on one and turned it sideways, "Huh, so that's how it looks like", he said to himself.

Suddenly he heard the door knob turning and panicked, but before he can hide it, the door opened revealing his father.

"Hey Spike, wha-Oh, is that what I think it is", he suddenly grinned walking in the room and closing the door when he noticed the magazine, the colt looked down thinking he's in trouble.

"Is that a Playpony magazine", he asked as his son nodded with his head down.

"I remember when my dad first gave me my first magazine when I was your age, then the scolding I got from your grandmother when she found it", that shocked the colt.

"You're not mad", the stallion shook his head no smirking now.

"I think you're old enough to have one, just make sure you have a very good hiding spot for it so your mother don't find it", the colt nodded in understanding.

But before the stallion could walk out, "Where did you get that anyways", he asked out of curiosity.

"Uncle Zephyr gave it to me, he had a whole box worth", the colt confessed as his father nodded in understanding.

"I'm gonna have a talk with him when I see him", the he walked out.

Then Spike decided to meet his friends, "Can't wait to show Button and Tender this", he thought to himself, then he lifted the mattress up and placed it under it.

After awhile he was back in the town looking for his friends, suddenly he saw a store that sells comic books and decided to check it out.

He walked inside and started looking around, he saw a unicorn stallion behind the counter, "Hi, something you looking for?"

"No, just looking around seeing what's good", the colt replied, he started to look at all the different comic books with interest.

He suddenly saw a comic book that had a sickly grinning green haired stallion that had a bolt gun, "The Killing Joke...nah, mom won't like me reading something like that".

He continued to look, then he saw a comic book and stopped, "Huh, Power Ponies", he opened it up and started checking it out.

"Hmmm, this ain't a bad series, Saddle Ragger reminds me of my mom", he said to himself, then the more he read it, the more he realised it's a comic book for fillies.

"Everypony in school would laugh at me for having this, but this comic is really good, I'll have to come back another time so I can secretly buy a few", he thought before putting it back and heading out the store.

At Rarity's Boutique, the fashion unicorn was looking through dress from dress as a dead panning Spitfire was standing in front of three mirrors.

"Uh Rarity, you almost done", the pregnant Pegasus asked.

"Almost, just looking for the perfect dress for you".

Suddenly she found the perfect one, it was a strapless black wedding dress, "This is absolutely perfect", then she rushed back towards the athletic Pegasus and helped her try it on.

Spitfire looked herself over and suddenly smiled, "You know, I'm not one to play dress up, but this dress isn't so bad", then the fashionista put the vail on her.

"Zephyr will love you in that dress darling, you look absolutely gorgeous", Rarity complemented with a smile.

"Thanks, I'll take it".

"Oh no darling, this is from the heart, you don't need to pay", the fashionista told her.

"Wow, you really are generous, thanks", the pregnant Pegasus thanked her.

"You're welcome, now all I need is the brides maids dresses and....oh no I don't have Spikey Wikey's measurements, I need to look for him and bring him here", then the fashionista headed out.

After awhile with the athletic colt, he found his girlfriend flying around testing her flying ability, he was shocked.

"S-Scootaloo, you can fly", he ran up to her as she turned to him.

"Hey Spike, check it out", she tried to do a somersault, but failed and landed on the ground with a thud.

He became concerned and rushed to her, "You ok", he asked helping her up.

"Yeah, anyways, I can fly now, what about you, how did your training go before you got turned into a baby", she asked out of curiosity.

He frowned, "I can't fly yet, even though I tried, but my family told me I did fly when I was a baby, it was at random times and I was landing on high places", he explained.

Then the filly nuzzled him saying, "Just keep on trying Spike, you will fly soon", she gave him a kiss making him smile.

"Thanks Scoots, I hope so too so we can fly together", he nuzzled her back, then he remembered his magazine and was gonna ask if she seen Button Mash and Tender Taps.

Suddenly he heard Rarity calling his name, he turned and saw her looking around, he was wondering what she wanted and trotted towards her.

She finally saw him, "There you are darling, I was looking everywhere for you".

"What do you need Rarity?"

"I need you to come to my Boutique so I can take your measurements for a tux", she explained as he nodded in understanding and started following her back to her shop.

When they got to the shop, the fashion unicorn realised that Spitfire left, the colt was thinking, "Should I show Button Mash and Tender Taps the magazine".

The fashionista levitated her measuring tape and red glasses towards her, she lead the colt in front of three mirrors and started taking his measurements.

"Hey Rarity, think you can make me some snow gear also", he asked as she nodded in understanding, knowing he's gonna need some for winter.

After awhile she was done, "There all done, now go ahead and run along now so I can get to work", he nodded in understanding and ran out the Boutique.

With Spitefire home, she was putting her wedding dress away and decided to get something to eat.

"Man, I hope giving birth won't be as painful as mom said it would", she said to herself walking towards the kitchen.

Later on with the shocked Main six, they were in the giant tree Castle sitting in their throne chairs, they were staring at the glowing table map.

Their cutie marks where glowing and vibrating as they made holograms and was circling a area of the map that looked like a small town.

"But if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks way over there", the shy Pegasus said confused.

"I don't know, but it seems that the map wants us to find out, the tree, the chest, this Castle, now the map, how could we not follow it", the lavender explained.

The rainbow Pegasus was now flying above the map with a determined look, "You know what, there's tones of room for dangerous adventures leading down that route, count me in".

"Ah shoot, I recon you're right".

"Well I was planning of orgonizing my baking sheets, but ok", the pink party pony beamed.

The fashionista smiled, "(Sigh), Very well".

Then all eyes were on the shy Pegasus, "Um, I would go, but I don't wanna be so far away from Spike, what if something bad happens to him and I'm not around to be there", she said frowning.

"He can come, heck I'm bringing Scootaloo too", Rainbow Dash said smiling, then the shy Pegasus smiled back and nodded in understanding.

"Looks like it's time for a road trip, come on girls", then they started walking out to get ready to leave.