Yipee! Whoo! You gotta love riding through the sky on a Warp Star! Imagine surfing on air!
Oh, is that Luna? She flew over to me. "Greetings, Kirby. How are you?"
I answered, "I'm doing great, Luna! It's so much fun to ride around my home planet on my Warp Star!"
Luna looked down at my home planet. "So, what is your home planet called?"
"It's called Pop Star. That's an awesome place where the Fountain of Dreams allows everyone to have good dreams every night. Come on, I'll take you there!"
We soared towards a place that looked like it was always nighttime. "The Star Rod powers the Fountain, but there was one time when it was broken by King Dedede. I set out on an adventure to get all the pieces back together and put the Star Rod back in the Fountain, but..." I did so, and a big blue sphere with stars on it came out of the Fountain. "...the Nightmare came out and tried to take over the planet. The King sent me into the sky with the Star Rod so I could take down the Nightmare and save the world!" We soared to the moon where I fought the Nightmare, which had turned into a scary wizard guy with shades. After I defeated him, we flew away and watched the moon explode. "That's why the moon looks like that."
Luna looked at the moon curiously. "Your world is quite the peculiar one, I must admit. It appears so peaceful."
"Not really. Every once in a while, there's a bad guy that tries to take it over. I've beaten every one up to now, the Star Warrior I am." A bunch of monsters appeared in the skies. I pointed at the black ball with an eye. "There's Dark Matter..." At the white ball with an eye. "...Zero..." The white thing with wings and a halo. "...Zero again..." The jester guy with wings. "...Marx..." The Nightmare-like guy with an orange ball in his belly. "...Dark Mind..." The black star with an eye. "...Dark Nebula..." The wizard guy wearing a gold crown. "...Magolor, who's now reformed and not controlled by the Master Crown..." The bee queen, who quickly merged with a vine. "...Queen Sectonia..." And finally, at the giant silver cat face. "...and Star Dream, a supercomputer that became living and evil. I could continue, but there's a ton of baddies I've beaten."
Luna gawked at me. "Just how did you beat all those villains?"
I rubbed my head. "Well, I did get some help with some of them. Also, I've had to use some special powers against a lot of them, such as the Rainbow Sword against Dark Matter, the Triple Star Cane against Dark Nebula, the Super Abilities against Magolor, and the Robobot Armor against Star Dream." Then a robed guy appeared. "That's Hyness, the one who I was about to fight before NESP made a mistake with his teleporting spell."
"Was the spell what caused you all to come here to Equestria?"
"I think so. Follow me to where it happened."
We traveled to a faraway space station, the Divine Terminus. A woman in yellow was laying on the ground while Hyness was doing something in front of a big dark heart. "That woman's Zan Partizanne, the highest of Hyness' generals. My friends and I just beat her." Hyness turned and saw us before shoving Zan out of the way. He went on a crazed rant about these guys called Ancients and a Dark Lord. A guy in a blue hood then floated forward. "And this was when NESP said..."
"Azarath Mentrion Zinthos!"
We appeared in the skies above Ponyville. "That's how we got here. At least since Hyness is also here, he can't rebuild the Jamba Heart. We've got the advantage, 'cause there's strength in numbers. It's 12 versus 2."
"That may be so, but we don't know what Hyness can do."
"Yeah, but Queen Chrysalis only got a taste of what my friends and I can do. She never got to see our team attack we used on Zan Partizanne!"
Luna smirked. "You seem quite determined to defeat Queen Chrysalis and Hyness. I suggest you get to know the ponies so you can work together like the friends you made with Friend Hearts. Then you will be a force to be reckoned with!" That's my Luna, trusting in her strength.
"You bet I'll get to know the ponies! It'll be like the Mass Attack all over again! ...Also, if it's time, could you please wake me up?"
"Of course, Kirby. Good luck!"