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// The Next Day 
// Story: Don't Read This Story (E-Rated Edition so Andre Can Read It At His Everfree Northwest Bad Fanfiction Panel) 
// by Super Trampoline 
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Super Trampoline came to the conclusion that Twilight Sparkle wasn't going to help him with his writer's block. Probably because she didn't really like him. Probably because he pulled stunts like waking her up in the middle of the night.

As Revenge he decided to write a very stupid story about her. It wasn't personal semicolon he just really needed to work on his writer's block. Also it surprised him that his voice to text spell didn't know what to do with semi-colons. 

Here is the story he wrote:



Once Upon a Time Twilight Sparkle woke up. She went to the bathroom, drank some water, then walked downstairs. Then she ate a grapefruit and two eggs scrambled for breakfast. God, where am I going with this?




Twilight Sparkle was grading papers for the Friendship school that she opened when she heard a knock on her door. " Come on in, she said. It's not like I'm busy or anything."

It was Super Trampoline. Again. Twilight Sparkle sighed. "You again?"

"I tried to write a story about you but I just didn't know what to write."

"Why don't you write a story about trying to write a story?" Twilight replied sarcastically.

"I'm already doing that. We are in that story. And the sooner you help me think of something to actually write, the sooner I'll go away."

" fine, here is a writing prompt for you: Angry Alicorn tears wings off of annoying batpony. More at 11."

" Yeesh, Super Trampoline replied. " Who poured salt in your coffee?"

" You did, buttface, when you woke me up in the middle of the night! "Now Please go away. Go ask someone else for help with writing a story."

Super Trampoline could tell he wasn't wanted here so he left.