Don't Read This Story (E-Rated Edition so Andre Can Read It At His Everfree Northwest Bad Fanfiction Panel)

by Super Trampoline


The Beginning

Twilight Sparkle heard a knock on her window. She turned over to go back to sleep. Hoping it was just a tree branch whacking the window or something even though her magical crystal Castle tree thing didn't have any branches that would whack windows. I guess old habits die hard. Anyway the knocking continued and increased in loudness and velocity.

"Ugh, frack me." She grumbled. "Go away seriously it's 3 in the filking morning please go away." she yelled to whoever might be knocking on her bedroom window.

"Oi, it's your friend Super Trampoline. Let me in!" she heard shouted, muffled by the fact that her window was closed.

" For Celestia's sake you aren't my friend. I just put up with you. Now go away."

"That Isn't a very nice thing for the princess of friendship to say!" Super replied, still hoovering outside.

"UUUUGH! Fine. Whatever!" Twilight got up and tried it over to the window, letting Super Trampoline in.

"Now, what the flick do you want?" It's three in the flarking morning. This better be good."

"I'm having writer's block. I was hoping we could go on an adventure."

"That! That Is why you woke me up in the middle of the night? What the heck, Super, what the heck?"

" Look, we're in the middle of the season so I know you aren't going to have any more Big Adventures for a while. Why don't we go have some fun?"

" because it's the middle of the night and I just want to forking sleep, you bloody twit! Now please leave my room through the window I let you in or I will personally defenestrate you."

Twilight obviously wasn't in the mood for an adventure so Super Trampoline left.