Bad pony!

by AmanDash

That's why I named her Twinkle Sprinkle. By the way, Pinkie solves everything.

I awake at 9 am in the morning. I carefully tiptoe to the guest room and peek in. Twilight is still sleeping. Good. I head to the bathroom, take a pee, then I take a shower, dry myself off and get dressed. Before making breakfast, I check my Discord. Yep. Adam is luckily online. Maybe I won't need those photos from last night.

"Yo man! Awesome evening yesterday, right?"
"Yeah. Hey dude, I have something very important to tell you."
"Did you finally admit to yourself that you are gay?"
"Shut up, and listen."
"Geez, chill dude. I'm just pulling your leg."
"Yeah. But this is serious. You watch My Little Pony a lot, right?"
"Duuude, no way! Did you finally get yourself to watch that episode and become a fan?"
"Nothing like that. This is gonna be shocking, so please pay attention."
"I'm listening."
"I have one of the characters sleeping in my guest room right now."
"Uuuuh. What? Were you doing drugs after you got home?"
"I shit you not. I'mma have breakfast now but I'll be back in about an hour. Probably she will be awake by that time. Turn on your webcam and be online on Skype."
"Alright. I don't know what has got into you, but at least I can see whether you are in a drugged state or not. You do realize My Little Pony is only a cartoon series, right? My favorite one, and may I say, the best one, but still just a cartoon."
"Whatever. I still don't plan on watching it. Just promise to be online."

I prepare breakfast for myself. Right after eating a huge slice of bread with ham and eggs, I hear the door of the guest room opening. Twilight trots into the living room and closes the door with her freaking magic again.

"Bad pony! No magic!" Luckily I DID prepare that ominous sprinkler before going to bed. Instead of slapping her again, I sprinkle her in the face with it. She cuts off her spell and looks a bit offended, but not too heartbroken. I guess it will work.

"Would you like some breakfast, Twinkle Sprinkle?" Yeah. I can be a bit mean sometimes. Funny, but a bit of a mean kind. And I'm still afraid of her teleporting and levitating abilities. I wouldn't be surprised if she were able to shoot burning death rays from her eyes just like Superman, or cast a freezing spell from her horn similar to Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. I would prefer her using her magic only if it's really justified.

"That's not my name!"

"Well, if you keep going on magicking the shit out of me or my surroundings, this will be your new name."

"Fiiine. Yeah, I'm starving. Do you have any hay fries? Oat flakes? Daffodil or daisy sandwiches? Some vegetables or sweets?"

"Oh, yeah, you are a pony. You are vegetarian. I can make you a sandwich with sliced vegetables or you can grab some apples if that's okay with you."

"Wow! I would love to have some apples."

"Here you are." I give here four apples and a slice of bread. After all, four apples don't count as a substantial meal even for a little pony according to my view, though who knows, maybe alien ponies have a more efficient digestive system than horses on Earth.

"Oh, these look delicious!" She literally shoves a whole apple in her muzzle with her hooves (Without magic! Yay!) and bites down hungrily. Eeeww, gross. She may look cute, but she has the table manners of a grizzly mixed with a hyena. She swallows down the half-chewed apple and burps after that. Seriously, I'm not quite a sophisticated person, but I'm beginning to wonder just what table manners an average pony could have in a world where princesses are devouring food like this. She quickly proceeds to the second one, but I already have my sprinkler at the ready. I pull the lever while I scold her again.

"Bad pony! Don't stuff the whole apple in your muzzle! Take a small bite of it, like this. Watch me." I grab another apple and take an average bite of it, chewing it with lips sealed and swallowing it with ease.

"Um... Eh-he-hehe... Sorry about that. You should meet my friend Rarity. I bet you two could hit it off. She is all for elegance and sophistication, and you could profit from meeting her also. Your flat needs some recoloring. I mean, light greyish blue walls? It looks like a closed metal cube."

"I know. And I like it this way."

"You humans are so weird. Just like your planet. Seemingly cold, menacing, ruthless on the surface... Yet you still have the good in your hearts, just like your planet has the warmth and grows you the food you need."

"I am only one of the seven billion humans, but yeah, I'm a bit of an odd one out, to be fair. So, Twinkle Sprinkle, finished with your meal already? I would like to introduce you to Adam. Maybe the three of us together can figure out something what may help you."

"Just a few more minutes. Or half, if I can eat the apples how I want."

"I can wait a few minutes."

"Okay, *burp* I'm finished now."

"Good. Now come with me, I'm gonna Skype Adam."

"What is a skype? Is it a human word for mail?"

"Well, almost. How should i put it. Magic doesn't exist in our world, so we had to solve problems with advanced technology. Over the years, we invented machines fueled by steam, flammable liquids and even electricity. We have developed various devices for multiple purposes. One of the most rapidly evolving areas is informatics and computer technology. We can create devices which make instant communication from big distances possible. We can see each other and talk to each other almost as if the other person were right next to us."

"Wow! That's fascinating! We don't have magic that advanced yet. We could learn a lot from your "technology", as you named it."

"Says the alicorn with the ability to travel through different realities, can teleport, levitate and make herself invisible. None of these has been achieved by us so far. At least we have vehicles and advanced communication devices. Now come with me, please."

I set up Skype and connect Adam.

"Hey dude."
"Adam, let me introduce you Princess Twilight Sparkle from a different reality."
"Um. Hi. You don't happen to be THAT Princess Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony?"
"What is My Little Pony? I am from Planet Equis, from a country named Equestria."
"No. This cannot be. They are real?"
"Seems like. That's what I have told you. The characters of this show apparently are very much alive and existing."
"Well, shit. That's a lot to take in. But how did she get here?"
"I wanted to teleport to the moon and back, but my spell spiraled out of control. All I remember is suddenly waking up in this strange world, than Dave found me."
"To the moon? Maybe you should have asked Princess Celestia, she has more practice with these kinds of things."
"Hey! Don't you talk about her like this!"
"Why not? It is true. She is the only one who could send another pony there. As for the return part, though... You may be stuck there for a while."
"Hey! This is not funny!"
"Alright you two, don't get distracted. We should figure out a solution."
"Any suggestions dude? Use your brony powers maybe?"
"That's not how it works! But, I may have and idea. Twilight, you are the bearer of the Element of Magic, right?"
"How should you know that?"
"Suffice it to say that there is a cartoon series going on about you. You are sort of well known by fans of the show, like me."
"So it IS true after all? It is the same show you have mentioned, Dave?"
"Yes it is."
"Alright. Key point is, you are one of the Element Bearers. You have proven years over years that your friendship with each other is stronger than anything, right?"
"Of course it is! I miss them so bad! I'm so sorry I failed them! Again! I don't want to get stuck and die here!"
"There is a chance that you won't. I don't know how this works, but maybe you should try to use your Element. Perhaps that would reconnect you with your friends?"
"I don't have it with me!"
"Twilight. You should know better than anypony that the power of the Elements is not within the necklaces themselves, but within the Bearers, you. Think of your friends! I bet they miss you just as bad as you miss them."

"Nice work, Adam!"

"Calm down, Adam and Dave. There is no need to freak out. Adam, you are my favorite brony ever! And Dave, thank you for taking care of Twilight!"
"No way. These ponies can use telepathy from over a different world?"
"Of course silly! Twilight has told me about her plan prior to asking help from Starlight. She Pinkie promised that she would come back! And no pony, i repeat NO PONY breaks a Pinkie promise!"
"Pinkie!! I am so sorry! Please forgive me! I was a very bad pony! (I can't help smiling at that.) I will never experiment with spells this dangerous again!"
"I am not mad at you Twilight. I know it was an accident. But I was so sad when I lost track of you! Thank you Adam and Dave for helping us reconnect! Yaaaaay!"
"I don't know man, but I am already beyond the point of giving a shit. Teleporting ponies using telepathy, who gives a care if suddenly a pink foreleg pops out of both of our monitors and gives us something akin to a hug? At least it didn't kill us."
"Ooopsie! Sorry about that! So Twilight, are you ready?"
"Yes. I'm ready. Goodbye Adam, goodbye Dave!"
"Bye Twilight!"

Suddenly both pink forelegs latch on Twilight, and pull her through my monitor, back to Equestria, I guess.

"Dude. That was some REALLY weird shit."
"I know, right? We should totally tell this to Jason."