“The nation is left in shock today due to a situation that occurred in a small town in New England yesterday. The incident happened right outside of a school in the middle of an annual dance. The Principle was kind enough to let us use the CCTV footage. What is seen is quite shocking.”
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“These creature’s dare to sprout wings from their backs! Look, even their wings are corrupted! Followers, it is obvious to us that can see that this is the beginning of Armageddon. Obama, Benedict, and Satan have all worked together to summon to Earth these unholy creatures! What we see here is not a group of heroes saving the day, but a fight between Satan’s minions. Others will allow these corrupters to live among our children, and I say it is time to take action! We will not let these sodomites to continue, if we are not Westboro!”
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“Many groups across the nation, and across the entire world, have taken stances. Many groups just want to leave the four substitute teachers alone, but there are some groups that call for either negative or positive action. The Westboro Baptist Church has called for action against the school and substitutes. In the opposite corner, Pope Francis has called the four to Rome for a meeting. Some have called for these four to be given full government support. Celebrity, Robert Downey Jr. has commented at how this group could become a, quote, ‘real life Avengers’. People all around the nation seem to have taken this stance, and have used this to make fun of certain groups. Later tonight, we will see a story about a group of ten tennagers standing outside Westboro with signs utilizing the ‘Avengers Endgame’ logo.”
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“I say to you all today; do not harass these four! Yes, I know, this is quite a big event. God has sent down angels to protect us from the agent of Satan! You should be very excited, for our prayers for protection have been answered! But it is not our place to harass the servants of God. They appear to want to live a normal life, and we should listen to them. Don’t treat them any different. In fact, I ask you all today to instead help them live their normal lives to the fullest! Don’t allow anyone from places like Westboro to harass them. Now, let us all how our heads in prayer, and thank the Lord for the protection he has provided us.”
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“It should be clear that these are just normal people given abnormal power.”
“Those powers could be used by the United States. Imagine how few people would have to die in the War against Terror if we were to get them to fight!”
“They are U.S citizens, we cannot force them to fight! If you advocate for the government to take away their rights, then you advocate for tyranny in place of democracy! They are no different than you are!”
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“What is seen in this video is an anomaly.”
“Meaning?”
“Science has no explanation for this. To put it simply, this is magic.”
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“And what does the government have to say about this? President Patton has been silent on this issue.”
“We cannot make any statement at this point in time.”
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“And why should America be able to keep all four? Sir Discord has been a British knight for three hundred years! The Queen should be able to call him to the House of Windsor!”
“Because the United States respect his freedom as a citizen! We will allow him to go, only if he makes the express decision to do so!”
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Discord smiles at his students, “I cannot express how proud I am of all of you.”
Big Twist throws his hand to the ground, “Discord, that power you used, is that what we have been using?”
Discord nods, “Yes. The magic of Equestria is bleeding into our own world, and this class is the only one who can access it. You will never get as powerful, but you will learn to use it.”
Discord is about to continue on, but he is interrupted by a knock at the door. He opens the classroom door, and comes face to face with quite a popular man. The man extends his hand, “Sir Discord, it is very nice to meet you.”
Discord slowly shakes his hand, “Patton. Not everyday I get visitors.”
The President smiles, “Yes, well, it’s not everyday that we get introduced to the existence of powers akin to that of a superhero. That is why I am here, Sir Discord. I would like to talk to you. I want to hear what you want to happen.”
Discord slowly smiles, “Follow me, Patton. I have a conference room.”