I woke up in my bed. I tried to keep my eyes closed but it was no use, I was awake. I slowly began opening my eyes, revealing the beautiful yet messy world of my room. My windows blinds were open, letting small rays of sunshine show on my bed. I was laying on the left side of the bed, slightly at an angle.
But then I began to notice the pounding of hammers taking place in my head, as soon as I felt it I raised my hooves and grabbed my head, trying to regain control of my head but it was futile.
After a couple minutes of getting used to the headache I got up from my bed and headed downstairs.
I walked in my kitchen to find Grimes sitting at the table. His legs laid themselves on the table as he tipped slightly back in his chair. He was wearing what looked a fine red robe that seemed to drape itself over its body. I didn't own any red robes so I assumed it was his, but this was Grimes so he might've just stolen it from somewhere. In his mouth was a long wooden pipe, which stuck itself in his mouth.
I trotted towards the table and pulled myself a chair, which got the attention of Grimes.
"Good morning beautiful." He said to me,"How are you doing this fine day?"
I probably would have said something in a sarcastic and from there we would have witty banter. But the headache in my head was just too much. I was barely able to string out "Fuck off".
Grimes didn't seem to care. He gave a slight giggle,"I'll take that as a no then. I knew that you were gonna be slightly cranky this morning so I took some precautions." He then pointed to the stove, which I had neglected looking at until now.
On the stove was a kettle and a pan. The pan had some small remnants of grease still inside. Too the left was what looked like a lot of bacon between two crunchy looking pieces of bread.
"You made that for me?" I asked. Grimes nodded.
"I sure did. I remember what it was like the first time I got hungover, it was a pain in the ass. So I figured if I was going to take over this body I might as well learn how to get rid of the pain a bit. So since i'm crashing at your place I thought I might as well share my secrets with you too."
Grimes took his hooves off the table and stood up, he trotted to the stove, grabbed the plate with the sandwich, and trotted back and placed it in front of me. I trotted over to a cupboard and pulled out a light green coffee mug. He walked over to the kettle and poured it into the mug. He walked back to me and placed it right next to my sandwich.
At this point I was quite speechless and confused,"Thanks man."
Grimes grinned,"No problem."
I looked down at what was in the coffee mug, it was filled with a slight brown but clear liquid which I assumed was tea."So what is this?"
"Well in your cup is something called Muti tea. You can't buy it from traditional tea shops in Equestria. I got this tea from when I decided to visit a tribe of zebras out east. Its laced with a slight painkiller, similar to aspirin but a bit stronger."
"Alright then, but whats the bacon sandwich for?"
"Oh so just assume theres a reason behind the bacon sandwich? It can't be there for its delectable taste, no its here for some superficial reason." Grimes began to smile,"Just kidding, actually that sandwich is full of something called protein and carbohydrates, not sure about the science but I know it makes you feel better."
That was all the proof I needed, I grabbed the sandwich and immediately bit into it. I would say it was delicious but its a bacon sandwich, thats pretty much a given. After gulping that down I grabbed the mug and took a sip of that tea. It was a lot more sweet than I expected it to be and it went down as smooth as water.
While I scarfed down my food I would occasionally look over to see what Grimes was doing. All he was doing was smoking his pipe and staring off into space, like he was thinking something super deep.
After I finished my sandwich and tea I walked over to the sink and dropped my plate and cup inside. As I dropped the dishes into my sink a question popped inside my head. I turned my head back over to Grimes,"Hey wheres Brave?" Looking back I would give anything for him to not answer that question.
"Over there." Grimes pointed over to the living room. I foolishly walked over to see where he was. Then.........then, I remembered he brought some chick home. I would describe what I saw but i'll let you figure it out by the next couple of seconds.
"Oh....oh Celestia." I said, starting to feel the taste of vomit rising up after saying that sentence.
"Yeah," Said Grimes,"after we came back they just kinda started going at it on the couch, and I guess after I left they just kinda....did it."
"On my couch."
Grimes chuckled,"Pretty much."
"Oh Luna I can see his balls."
"Yeah" Grimes replied,"noticed those while I was making the bacon. Really tiny looking things too." His eyes shift from Braves balls to my eyes,"What are your balls like?"
"I have no fucking ide...!" I was interrupted by a swift hoof reaching over to me and grabbing my dick and balls. This action made me jump in the air in surprise, but I was quickly brought down by Grimes hard grip.
"Ummmm...." Grimes said aloud while fondling me,"you have some pretty soft balls." Suddenly he looked back up at me and smiled,"And nice dick you got there."
You have no idea how weak and helpless you feel when a grown stallion has your balls in his hand. I wasn't in any pain but I definitely wasn't feeling very good either.
"Please.....please let go." I said. Grimes loosened his grip on my junk and walked back to the table."Gotta nice pair of stuff down there, ever fancy fucking a guy in the ass?"
I was just processing then fact I was groped by an unearthly being, so my usually confident manner now changed into a small whimpering filly."Not...not really."
"Well I would say considering it, I'd hate to see a nice dick go to waste because I can tell you're not getting any from any mare here." Grimes was about to go continue smoking but he quickly turned back to me,"Oh that reminds me what happened between you and that Twilight chick?"
Upon hearing this my ears perked up a bit,"What do you mean?"
"Wait so you don't remember?"
Honestly as soon as he said that I tried to pull out any memories of what happened last night. Its not like there's a dead body covered in vomit to jog my memory. I remember going out drinking, but I don't really remember anything after that."Not really."
"Well if you can't remember that probably means nothing important happened. Well let me fill you in, Brave his lady and I came back to your house. They then proceeded to start fucking on your couch while I slept in your bathtub."
"Ah." I said.
"Hey can you go buy me some coffee for me man?"
"Why do you need coffee? You made tea."
"Because you can't mix liquor and tea you dumbass. Now go do it, I made you breakfast so its the least you can do."
I sighed, he did make me a pretty good breakfast. Plus i'd rather give in to Grimes now before he starts groping me some more threatening to shove himself in my small intestine.
"Alright, what do you want?" I asked.
"Get me just get me some coffee, black and full of sugar."
"Alright then."
I walked back up to my room and grabbed a small bag that acted as my wallet which was full of bits. I walked down stairs and walked back up to Grimes, "Oh and can you wake those two up and get that chick out of here." Grimes nodded his head,"Good.". I walked over to the door, opened it and walked outside.
I walked in the door of Donut Joe's Coffee House. I'd only been here twice, mostly after the craving for sugary treats was too much to handle, I would take the donuts home, eat a few and take a nap and let my mind drift off into a sugary safe haven away from big meanie editors and my parents asking what i'm doing with my life.
I was stuck in a line in front of the counters. There were 3 ponies in front of me, Caramel, Fluttershy, and...somepony else. I don't know she was white and she had her pink hair in sort of like a bun...I think thats what its called. She was wearing a nurse's cap so I assume she worked at the hospital.
Anyway the line went me, Fluttershy, the nurse, and Caramel. Fluttershy had no idea I was behind her and I intended to keep it that way. I don't know, I just wasn't feeling up to starting a conversation with one of Twilight's friends, or anybody at the moment.
Caramel was chatting it up with Donut Joe while the nurse was waiting impatiently behind him. I really didn't care if he kept talking all through the day, it was better than going back home to either talk to the stallion who deprived my couch of her innocence or get touched by the demon testicle massuese. All I wanted to do was get some coffee, go back to my place, and pass out. But life had other plans.
Out of boredom I cracked my neck to the right, emitting a crack much louder than you would expect. Apparently so loud that the yellow mare in front of me jumped a bit into the air. Once gravity made her go back down she turned around and looked at me.
Remember a while ago when I told you guys I had a middle school crush on her? Well now I remember why. She is like a bunch of hobos beating me over the head with fish, but instead of fish its cuteness. Just honestly looking at her made my heart melt away like ice cream in a volcano.
"Oh..um...hello Iceheart." Sweet silky celestia her voice. I forgot how utterly adorable she sounded. It was like a small fat puppy crawling up in my ear and cuddling with my cerebellum. I can't remember the last time I was assaulted with such cuteness.
"Um....um...I..Fluttershy." For some reason I could not stop stuttering and I could feel my cheeks get hot. Honestly looking back I probably looked as awkward as I was around her in middle school. Suddenly Fluttershy's face spelled out her confusion for why I was stuttering and blushing.
"Are you alright Iceheart?"
"Um.." I said awkwardly,"yeah i'm fine its just..." Suddenly I heard a very shrill scream from outside the doughnut shop. Then some squishy sounds than finally the body of a blue stallion flew through the window of the doughnut shop. Okay I was hoping for something to relieve the awkward yet adorable tension but that's just a bit much.
Alright I was really hoping for this to be the last chapter, but lately there really hasn't been much time for me to do any writing. This was all I had written in the past month and know that iv'e got more time it will take a little while to finish this. So again, sorry for the short chapter and i'll make sure the next one is longer.