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Somewhere in Nevada
Hank was flicking trough the channels of the TV on his quarters when Sanford opened the door. "Hey Hank, Deimos wants us in the conference room" he said. "OK. I'll be there in a minute" Hank replied. "Like... Now" Sanford said, a little bitterly this time. "Fine. Let's go" Hank said.
They silently walked trough the corridors of their base, until Hank broke the silence. "So... What does Deimos want?" he said a bit of curiosity in his voice. "The hell I know. He din't even told me." Sanford answered. "OK then" Hank replied. Then, they arrived to the 'conference room'. It was the living room with some computers that Deimos put there. "Didn't we had a conference room?" Hank asked. "We had. Until someone blew it up experimenting!" Sanford answered yelling at the working Deimos. "It wasn't my fault that the explosive was unstable!" Deimos yelled back.
Hank sat on the couch and started watching the TV. "So, why did you bring us here?" Hank asked, a bit annoyed. "Well first off, look at that screen" Deimos said pointing at a lot of screens that, seemed to be hacked security cameras from some of the Auditor's complex. "Which one?" Hank said, sounding a little confused. "The middle one". Deimos said "Holy shit!... What is that?" Hank told him sounding even more confused. "Ugh. It's a new improbability drive! We cannot let him activate it!" Deimos yelled sounding a bit freaked out. "Kay dude! Don't freak out! I'll take care of it" Hank said trying to calm down Deimos. "Ugh. OK. But don't use explosives, alright?" Deimos restricted "And because I can't trust you in that, take this" Deimos continued handing a satchel and a little pouch. "Put the pouch on your belt and wear the satchel at all times" He instructed Hank "If something happens to you there is food, water, and medical supplies in the satchel." Deimos informed Hank. "What is in the pouch?" Hank asked. "There is some pills and syringes that will help if something weirder happens. They are experimental, but don't worry they are labelled." Deimos replied "I almost forgot. Take this PDA. It has some survival info and the whole Wikipedia on it. If you want to know what something is take a photo of it and it will tell you what it is. Also take your cellphone." Deimos informed Hank once again. Hank just stand there a few seconds and said "Anything else?". "I think that's it". And this said Hank took his sword, a knife, a pistol, a silencer and a revolver. With this done he went on his mission. Deimos just lit up a cigarette. "That's going to kill you" Sanford commented."Fuck you" Deimos replied.
Hank approached the Auditor's complex. He took his silenced pistol an shot the guards on the door. He entered the facility and grabbed his sword, then the massacre started. He swiftly took down the first 1337 agents on the hallway and proceeded to the next room. There were five Agents and three ATP Troopers. Oh, and a guy smoking in the corner. Not a big deal five shots, five kills. Three slashes, three heads down. Hank just let the smoker live, he'll probably die later.
In the next room there was a Mag agent V4. THAT was kind of a big deal. He sprinted until he got behind him an stated sword-climbing up him. Wasn't too hard to get him down, but, it gave a fight. Some more rooms with more victims for him to slay passed, until, he got there. There it was. The Improbability Drive V2. "Meh..." Hank said like he didn't care. "I've seen better" he added.
Hank proceeded to place the explosives all around the drive. "Six C4 Satchels should do the trick" he thought to himself. He turned the timer on and started to walk away. Then, he got a call. It was Deimos. "Hank! Don't blow up the drive! It could kill us all! It is highly unstable! " Deimos said, totally freaked out. "Oh... It could have been better if you told me that before rigging the C4 to..." Hank replied to him but he was thrown to the floor by the explosion "Nothing seems to happen right..." He tried to continue but he was interrupted again, this time a portal had opened. "Aw SHIIIIIIIII...!" Hank screamed as he was sucked by the portal, helplessly reaching to grab something but eventually, he was sucked by the portal. After being sucked, the portal faded away with no clue of what happened to Hank.
Twilight was sitting on her balcony reading a book when, out of the corner of her eye she saw something fall, from the middle of the air into the Everfree forest. She closed her book and decided to go investigate. She'll be surprised with what will be found or who she will find.