Dear Starlight,
Prepare yourself for fun, for Trixie is coming into town early next month! We should have a spa day and catch up. I have plenty of tales to tell. You wouldn't believe the crowds in Baltimare! They wouldn't stop throwing produce at me! I didn't have to buy food for a week.
The life of a performer has its trials, but few things in life are as exquisite as an adoring audience.
--Trixie
P.S. Post to Fillydelphia! I'm trying a new show circuit this month.
Dear Trixie,
I am so ready for a spa day! A lot's happened since you last visited. The last week especially has been a bit trying. It's worked out, but I could definitely use with some freshening up! Maybe even sprucing up?
I hope you'll forgive me for taking so long in telling you. Nopony else knows but Princess Luna, and that's because she's been a frequent pen pal as of late, but I guess I've started dating Sunburst? We haven't gone on our second date yet, but it's scheduled for next week. It's my turn to decide what we do. Maybe you could help me brainstorm when you get here?
--Starlight
Starlight!
Starlight, Starlight, STARLIGHT!
The Amazing and Merciful Trixie forgives your lapse in disclosure, and all she asks is that she be fully brought up to speed whilst receiving the full package at the spa! Mare, I say this because I love you, but you need more than "freshening up" if you've got a new stallion calling. Fear not! In my magnanimity, I am more than happy to share the funds I saved in Baltimare to invest in your beautification. Love is like a good show, you've got to put your best hoof forward!
--Trixie
P.S. Post to Manehattan next.
Trixie,
This stallion came calling when the storefront was shuttered and there was an "Out of Business" sign hanging in the window! How much work could I possibly need? I mean, sure, maybe I haven't watered my proverbial garden in a while, but the way he puts it I'm the cat's meow! I'm practically winning cat shows!
Okay so I'm getting my metaphors mixed up, but you know what I mean.
--Starlight
My Silly Starlight,
Now don't go getting your tail in a twist. You know I know you're anything but basic, but the fact is, new romance warrants a little effort. You are NEARLY as amazing as I am, and that counts for a lot. But I know you know how routine you can get. All I'm suggesting (fine, insisting) is that you lay down some fresh fertilizer and throw on a new coat of paint on your cat.
Somehow that sounded better in my head.
--Trixie
P.S. Last stop, your old village!
Dear Trixie,
All right! All right. I get it. We can schedule a full spa package and indulge a bit. Thanks.
Say hi to everypony for me!
--Starlight
Starlight,
Excellent! I'll be in town in about two days or so if there's anything else. Just promise me that if we end up getting smoothies, you won't get me beet flavor again.
--Trixie
TRIXIE THAT WAS ONE TIME.
--Starlight