chapter i don't know: the games of despair
So you probably gave up on me. I don't care. This is now a sports story, so you probably do.
I didn't answer you. It had to be writing. Harshwinny is incomplete.
We played hard, but every time I got the rules, Discord smiled and caressed my mom. She was jealous because my standards said Twilicorn was there too.
Twilicorn was Twilicorn and I couldn't bucking believe it! I gasped and had a brainstorm. I was Twilicorn! And she couldn't be trusted to be a biathlete! I gasped.
I gasped. Was Twilicorn Trixie?
She was!
"What have u done?" She cried manly tears again. "You probably gave my mom Tripleharsh and her navel the same look!"
Shame was in my throat. But phroan Aple bloom was still dead enough for me and I went upstairs to do that.
I said the royal words of sportsmareship and she said flirtily "I cried manly tears."
"But meddle," Tripleharsh said, "Twilicorn is without luv!" I gasped and had a moment. In the city of the dead, sisters have one man: me.
So she asked me to twilicorn Twilicorn. I said, "Honestly, Twilicorn soiled my name."
Shame and my mom Tripleharsh pointed sneerily at Twilicorn. "Was a colt's room next? You will bedisqualified for sports!"
Me and Tripleheart picked up Sparkles and started training. Her hoof was out. It smell like an electrical pony and my muscles glistered with magic.
The Nightmare Discord rolled in. "You must play all teh sportsballs to win!"
The games of our deal was on! We shall compete each one!
When the first visited, I said, "Twilicorn is dead," and I knew I can fix tihs.
"Was that before you reach Twilicorn?" he shouted. "Challenge to defeat you, Meddle!"
I squared off at half court with Starfire for the Goffic National Foot Race with 5 in.
"Your quest is futile," she said.
I felt better. "That makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you."
So we started te sports contest and took off each other. I gasped. A biathlete was naked! So sexy but I didn't beat my muscles.
"You have to tell the truth, I'm pretty excited," said, honestly feeling soiled.
My heart leapt past Starfire. She turned around and looked. So I threw the Powerbars down and ran away. I was super smad! The games of sports battle was even!
The gold meddle u need ponies to believe in, and my heart, ripped abdominals. Two points!
I couldn't bucking believe it! "You can't score the most!" I said.
She laughed. "I didn't win," she said. She laughed evilly. "I can't score 2 meddles. I was angry smad about it."
She dropped the gold meddle and I held up the gold. She couldn't run and I had all the games! Her lips hungrily returned to the orphanage carrying my heart. I was the first place! My chest was even stronger in victory!
Discord gasped and started to cry too. "I asked her to win gold! But you three orphans and my face will teach him!"
I gasped. The Equestrian International Equestrian International Eqeustrian Games records said nobody had thought there was still a sports game. But there was!
"But wait, Meddle!" Tripleharsh said. "The rules Discord made to me in Nightmare Town said to go faster and then forget!"
I felt depressed. We had not yet fully turned to win.
Then the Nightmare Discord laughed evilly. "I took my best pony Chuck Norris with me to go, Meddle. You bastard."
"You despicable nerd!" I screamed smadly. "You know what this means! We're gonna reed Chaepr 12 part 1 in victory!"
But Celestia RCVed the most important number less than two!
"Discoared!" she said angrily. "I know you are really high! But meddle is the world's greatest mare alive! You must become Tripleharsh and then suddenly put on fire cutie marks!"
The rules Discord gasped. "You are weird but I am ashamed. Sry u nerds. Me thinks I got thy upset."
So I got doublecorned and looked really sexy, but I slammed the controls in to a definite judgment on the central field of the dead.
"Twilicorn," I said, "Twilicorn, and I follow thee."
"To thy rest," I whispered back.
We all laughed out her real name with tenderness in the Equestrian Games records, but nobody noticed her pony breasts and stuff.
You know what, buck you. I don't want to do this. AN: You despicable nerd.