Creature in My Kitchen

by Lapiz Luck Dash


Prologue

One day, I was watching some YouTube, to be more specific Daughter of Discord, you know any 11-12 year old would do that, before bed. *Clink* *crash* 'What... the hell... was THAT?!' I think to myself. I get off of my bed and start to head out to the kitchen. I swear I heard something... if not then I would go say goodnight to my dad because usually that is who's out there.

"Hello?" I whisper-yell, "Who's there? You are costing me valuable YouTube time!" I then use my tablet as a light to shine it on who it is. Usually my dad would say, 'Hi Maddie.' but this obviously could not be my dad. That was when I figured out who it was.

"Who-who wha? I-I must be dreaming..." I asked it. I don't know if it is who I think it is so just to be safe I ask a simple question... "Who are you? You better not be a creepy guy!" I say in a sarcastic tone.

"Why, me? I'm Discord. I was trying to teleport to Fluttershy's house but, you know magic can be tough." Then he realized where he was and who I was. "Waiiiitttt you're not a pony..." He gasps, "I AM NOT IN EQUESTRIA..."

"Oookkaaayyy... so why are you here? Also, who is Fluttershy? Is it the Fluttershy from My Little Pony? Are you Discord from that show, too? Awe, yeah! Best. Dream. EVER!" I accidentally say too loud.

"No, no. I assure you, this is no dream. I am real." Discord shows me how he's not kidding by pinching me. He seems to have calmed down now.

"I'm sorry but there HAS to be another explanation... I'm not stupid you know?" I tell this... uh... creature. My mind was going crazy, I didn't know what to think. One of my favorite characters from My Little Pony was standing in front of me. I felt overwhelmed not knowing what to do. It seemed like he didn't know what to do either.

We just stood there awkwardly. He was the first one to break the ice.

"You never told me your name. I would like to know." Discord looked at me. I didn't know if I should answer or walk away. I decided to answer.

"I-I am Maddie." I answer, shaking. I don't know what to do so I just ask some questions. "Would you like to come and sit in my room so we don't wake anybody else up?"

"Sure"

I lead him into my room. My messy room.

"So, you do live in Equestria right?" I ask

"Yeah, how'd you know?"

"Just a hunch..." I said shrugging my shoulders. I probably shouldn't have said that.

"Umm... okay. That's a pretty specific hunch."

"So, how'd your magic teleport you here?! This isn't exactly a normal place for your... uh... kind." I am so nervous if you can't already tell.

"Well I don't exactly know. I was just thinking about surprising her with flowers I found in the everfree forest. But you know." He looked sad. Something I didn't expect on the first day of meeting Discord.

"Hey, you could always try again. There is no stopping you." I looked at him with hope. I was hoping he would take my advice and try again.

"Uh, well maybe later. But for now I have some questions, young lady. Like earlier when you said 'My Little Pony' or something like that and I was wondering what that was." Oh, crap. I KNEW he would bring that up. I am so stupid. What other questions will he have about My Little Pony? I honestly can't answer them properly so I will have to... Lie...

"Oh, uh sorry it's... well like... some... thing from a... uh dream? yeah that was it dream." My face when saying this was giving away that this was indeed a lie.

"Alright. Anyways what is it like in this world of no magic?" He asked with curiosity.

"Pretty boring actually..." I say with a frown, "but I would love to come into your world... to see how things are there." Well now it sounds like I'm flirting... *facepalm* that was NOT what I was going for...

"Well okay as long as you stay by me you should be fine..." Discord told me.

"Sorry, what I said just earlier was not what I was going for... to me it sounded like I was flirting... I just wanted to let you know tha-" I was cutoff by Discord. He put his claw finger to my lips and shushed me.

"It's okay Maddie. At least your words didn't come off as flirting to me. I needed you to know that. Also yes, I can bring you to Equestria with me as long as you don't try and freak anypony out okay?" He ruffled my hair. My messy hair... Why do they always do that? Older people I mean.

"When can we go? Today is Friday so I don't have school tomorrow..." I started to think.

"Right now if you'd like! Equestria can be pretty boring as well... but with a friend like you it should be super fun!" He told me. I-I am his friend?! YES! Best. Day. EVER!

"I-I am y-your friend?!" I yelled excitedly.

"Y-yes is there a problem with that?" He asked with a hint of question in his voice.

"N-no!" I said a little too loud. "I never meant for you to take it like that! I just have never had a friend like you Discord..."

"Aright, if you want to go to Equestria and bring anything else, then hold on to something and your things, okay?" I quickly grabbed my tablet, book, gum, and drawing book. Also his paw. Then he snapped his fingers and we were off...

a/n hey guys lapiz here i just wanna say this is pretty short because i want to get something posted soon so i hope you like it and i should be updating soon. Also Cmcs is on hiatus i dont have inspiration right now. bye