Author's Notes: "What the fuck?! Another episode in 2 days?! Does this mean-?!" Yes sarcastic satirical metaphor of my potential long time readers. I did post again and that means I am back. So if you message me by comments or DMs I'll ACTUALLY respond! "gasp" Shocking I know. Now today's episode is New Student Starfish. And this is actually a request. I know I literally just said yesterday that I wouldn't do requests but this time is an exception cause' honestly I do owe you guys for just up and leaving for 7 years. Next episode will be an episode of my choice though so just a heads up. Anyway ON WITH THE SHOW~!
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[Today's episode begins in SpongeBob's humble abode in Ponyville as his boat alarm blares off which makes all nearby Ponies/Pegasai in the area to up and run while unicorns would just teleport out of the blast zone as SpongeBob turns off the alarm] "Time for Friendship School! Let er rip, Gary. [SpongeBob said as Gary pushes a button that sends SpongeBob jumping out of his bed and into the air, which causes SpongeBob to bounce off a chair while sipping his cup of tea] Ahh... [Gary is then seen slithering up to a toaster to push down to loafs of bread which pop out as toast out into the air, where SpongeBob catches them with his mouth to eat them, Gary then spits SpongeBob's pants into the air where SpongeBob lands on a target that Gary has painted] "Ta-da! Not bad, partner in crime. The toast could have been a little darker, though." [SpongeBob's statement makes Gary give him an "your welcome plot face" look as SpongeBob heads to the door] "See you later." [as he opens the door Patrick is seen standing there with a net in his hand]
"Hey, SpongeBob, want to go jellyfishing?"
"Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have school today." [SpongeBob stated, starting off with an apologetic look before an energetic smile would pop up in replacement at the thought of heading to class]
"Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?" [Patrick asked with a worried look on his face]
"I don't know. I mean, there's always Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, or Rarity you can hang with. What do you normally do while I'm gone?" [SpongeBob asked with a curious look on his face]
"Wait for you to get back." [Patrick said as he started to cry] "Hanging out with the others isn't the same without my best buddy..."
"Wait a second, Patrick. Why don't you come to school with me?" [SpongeBob asked after smacking his head from the idea]
"Hey, that's a great idea!" [stated Patrick as he looked at SpongeBob with newfound glee and excitement]
"Besides I'm sure Twilight wouldn't mind adding one more student to the fold. She's always willing to take in new folks to teach in the ways and magic of friendship." [SpongeBob said as he looked at Patrick while placing a hand on his shoulder while guiding him down the now empty neighborhood walkway] "You and me in school together as classmates! Think about it!"
[Patrick then began to imagine a Kindergarten Class photo of him and SpongeBob smiling goofy with each other] "Wow."
[The scene then cuts to them at Twilight's School hallway with SpongeBob holding out a hand to show Patrick the full interior]
"Brace yourself, Patrick. I'm about to introduce you to the greatest academic thrill ride of your lifetime." [SpongeBob then shows Patrick Twilight's Classroom]
[As a result Patrick laughs in joy] "And no line."
"Behold, Patrick, the Hallway Of Learning. As we made our way to Twilight's classroom we have plenty of bulletin boards that serve as reminders of her past lessons so we're never rusty." [SpongeBob then runs from Twilight's classroom door up to the water fountain] "And this is the Fountain Of Learning." [he then runs to the lockers] "And these are the Lockers Of Learning."
[Patrick then runs up to some stairs] "And these are the Stairs Of Learning, right?"
"No, they're just the stairs." [SpongeBob said before leading Patrick over to another set of stairs] These are the Stairs Of Learning. [SpongeBob clarified which then made Patrick look at the steps in awe]
"Where is everyone?" [Patrick asked, taking notice that the halls were surprisingly empty]
"I don't know. Home, probably. Class doesn't start 'till 9:00."
[Patrick suddenly, reveals a hilarious fun fact that he wears a watch, and looks at it] "6:20? But I thought you said you were late."
"Late for being early." [SpongeBob responded with a coy tone as he poked Patrick's chest playfully]
"Heeeeeeeey!" [Patrick started with a "you tricked me" undertone before he suddenly looked down at his watch] "When did I start wearing a watch?"
[We then cut to both walking into Twilight's classroom, finally] "And now, for the room with the most class: the Classroom."
"Ohh."
[SpongeBob then walks up to the chalkboard] "And this is the chalkboard. It's the ladle that helps us drink from the Fountain Of Knowledge."
"Ohhh."
[SpongeBob walks up to the Good Noodle Board] "And those drinks are recorded here on the Good Noodle board." [Though once his explanation was over SpongeBob looked at Patrick in confusion from his lack of "OOOO"s at that part]
[Patrick quickly took notice of this and shaped up] "Huh? Uh, sorry. Ohhhh!"
[SpongeBob then points to each star] "Attendance. Penmanship. Basic Desk Sanitation. Advanced Desk Sanitation. Kindness. Helpfulness. Friendship levels. Good Behavior. I'll add your name so you can start collecting good noodle stars, too." [SpongeBob then took a pen and wrote Patrick's name in the last empty space] "There you are."
"But look at all the stars you have. I'll never be that good." [Patrick said while pointing at the overwhelmingly over abundance of stars SpongeBob had in each and every category to the point he had a rainbow of stars coming from his name]
"Oh, now, Patrick. I'm just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have. Ahem!" [SpongeBob then leaned into Patrick with a high pitched tone] "Seventy four~"
"Who said that?!" [Patrick asked in stupid confusion as he looked around the room as though anyone else was actually with them before running over to an egg in a glass display case with a lightbulb over it] "Was it him?"
"I doubt it. That's Roger, our class science project." [SpongeBob clarified as he walked over to the glass container]
"What does he teach us?"
"The greatest lesson of all: the precious value of friendship. You see, Patrick, Roger's shell represents the fragile line between life and death when either embracing or rejecting the awesome power of friendship. [SpongeBob then points the light bulb] "This light bulb represents knowledge and comradery. And without its energy and warmth, within minutes, Roger would die."
[Patrick then decides to be an idiot and starts turning the light on and off] "Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death!"
"Patrick!"
[Patrick then turns the light on and keeps it on this time] "Sorry."
[SpongeBob then plops his square ass on his chair and moves his desk to the front of the teacher's desk] "The best part about being early is you get to sit close to the teacher. Think you can handle the second chair?"
[Patrick then plops his large starry ass on his chair before scooting up next to SpongeBob] "I'm learning!"
"This is gonna be great!" [SpongeBob said before both got into a giggle fit just before the scene would cut to the beginning of class with Twilight and all the other students at their seats]
"Hello, class, my name is Ms. Twilight Sparkle. And the only reason I say that I see we have a new student. Mr. Patrick, I had no idea you were interested in learning the intricate knowledge of the magic of friendship. Though considering your friendship with SpongeBob I can't say I'm hardly surprised. Why don't you come up and introduce yourself to your new friends~" [Twilight said with a warm expression on her face while gesturing him to stand up and look at the other classmates whom all looked at Patrick with waiting smiles on their faces]
[Patrick whom was confused gestured over to SpongeBob to whisper at him] "Who's Twilight talking to?"
"You, Patrick, she's the teacher." [SpongeBob responded in a hushed tone]
"Oh." [Patrick said in shocked realization]
"Come on now, no need to be shy. Just tell the class your name. We're all anxious to meet you." [said Twilight in an encouraging tone as Patrick gets up to his feet with his desk and chair stuck to his guy as he looks at his fellow classmates]
"Uh...uh..." [Patrick started with a nervous expression on his face while looking around the class which made everypony look at him in confusion]
"We just want to know your name." [Twilight stated with a worried tone as Patrick only got more nervous]
"Uh...uh...uh! GAH! ...Twenty four!!" [Patrick suddenly shouted out of desperation which made the class laugh hysterically]
[Twilight had giggled nervously with an expression to match before shaking her head] "I guess that's the best we'll get out of poor Patrick."
"Oh man! Who thinks of a number when asked for their name?!" [Scootaloo asked while laughing her tiny little lungs out]
"I can't wait to tell AppleJack when we get home!" [said AppleBloom while pounding her desk with tears rolling down her face]
[Patrick then went to sit back down next to SpongeBob with a few nervous chuckles escaping him] "Why are they laughing?" [Patrick asked in a quiet whisper towards SpongeBob]
"I guess it's just in the timing." [SpongeBob answered with his usual smile]
"Oh." [Patrick then burst out laugh after a brief pause]
[Moments later Twilight writes on the chalkboard with a smile on her face at the prospect of getting everypony to know about the magic of friendship] "Today's first lesson will be on understanding."
"Twenty four." [Patrick muttered to SpongeBob which made both start to giggle, causing Twilight to pause for a brief second before she would continue writing]
"Hey, Patrick."
"What?"
"I thought of something funnier than Twenty Four."
"Let me hear it."
[SpongeBob then let out a stifled laugh] "Twenty five~" [both then had to try yet failed to hold in their laughter as Patrick goes red in the face while SpongeBob bangs his fist on his desk which ultimately got the CCC's in on trying to stop their laughter though this would ultimately make the three start to vibrate like daulshock PS4 controllers set on dangerously high]
[Twilight overhears this and suddenly places a hoof on her desk] "That's enough! Mr. Patrick, this is your first day, and I expected at least a couple goof ups from you so I'll let you off with a warning. As for you, SpongeBob, I expect more from a good noodle. Pay attention. That goes for you too Sweetie Belle, AppleBloom, Scootaloo."
"Yes, Ms. Twilight." [Said SpongeBob, Sweetie Belle, AppleBloom, and Scootaloo in unison]
"Now then, "understanding"; what every friend should know when it comes to maintaining and nurturing friendship. When you listen to your friend's problems, it is important to at least... [Twilight had started getting on her lecture role which while doing so Patrick places a paper on SpongeBob's desk]
[SpongeBob had then looked at the drawing Patrick gave him of Twilight as a bookworm and gasps] "Big Fat Book Worm? Patrick, you can't do that! She's the teacher!" [SpongeBob said in a hushed quiet tone]
"What about the teacher?" [Twilight asked in confusion as she used magic to levitate the paper from SpongeBob's hand which had made him scream then shiver as he bites his lip in fear as Twilight sees Patrick's drawing of her, as a result Twilight now appears the same shape as Patrick's drawing to demonstrate the "ugly" drawing] "As if I really look like this!" [Twilight then puts it a drawer with a bunch of other bad drawings of her such as lewd art and the like before she would return back to her original shape and approached the good noodle board] SpongeBob, I believe you know the punishment for two classroom disruptions. [said Twilight as she takes out a scraper which was a red indication of what was to come]
"No..." [SpongeBob muttered in a breathless whisper]
"I'm sorry, SpongeBob, but if one wishes to be a good noodle, one must behave like a good noodle." [said Twilight as she used magic to make the scraper slowly levitate towards a "good behavior star"]
[SpongeBob had then started to cry at the turn of events] I'm a good noodle! I'm a good noodle!
"You'll get this star back when you earn it..." [Twilight stated simply as the scraper started to peel under the surface of a "good behavior" star]
[SpongeBob then started wailing "No!" several different times as Twilight positions the scraper under the star to begin peeling it off the board, SpongeBob at this point begins to go berserk, bouncing up and down in his seat and banging his head on his desk, constantly panting as he bangs his head just after his head spins around on his body but when the glue holding the star to the board stretches to the point of it snapping off the board, SpongeBob's eyes roll to the back of his head and he faints, sliding out of his seat onto the floor which makes Patrick raise his hand] "Ms. Twilight, is it naptime?"
"SpongeBob, I've had enough of your nonsense. Now collect your things and move to the available desk in the back of the room!"
[SpongeBob then snapped back to life with a scarred and confused look on his face] "What, me? But why?"
"Because the Big Fat Bookworm said so. Now go!" [Twilight said before pointing her horn straight to the back of the room]
[SpongeBob whom had a humiliated look on his face passed Patrick with a mad look on his face] "Thanks a lot, Patrick."
"Sure thing, buddy." [Patrick said in his usual oblivious idiotic nature having no real grasp on what his drawing did to SpongeBob]
[SpongeBob then walks to the back with his classmates staring at him as he walked past them]
"Sheesh, I guess Patrick doesn't know the first thing about actually behaving in a public place huh?" [asked Sweetie Belle in a whisper towards AppleBloom and Scootaloo]
"Can't say I'm surprised but it's a shame what happened to SpongeBob." [AppleBloom whispered back before they all looked back at SpongeBob]
"Well, I guess I can be a Good Noodle from back here." [SpongeBob muttered to himself before taking a seat to look over at Twilight who's voice is receding as the distance between him and her is displayed through the metaphorical looking glass] "It's so hard to hear. What kind of student sits back here anyway?" [SpongeBob asked himself before reading the writing on the desk] 'Skool is 4 Chumps'? Where am I? [SpongeBob asked in pure fear while looking around worriedly]
"Psst, SpongeBob?" [Patrick suddenly spoke up in a hushed whisper]
"Just ignore him SpongeBob." [SpongeBob muttered to himself while starring hard at Twilight]
"SpongeBob, over here."
"Whatever you do, don't look at him."
"Psst, SpongeBob." [Patrick then grunts as he throws a piece of wadded-up paper at SpongeBob] "Psst, SpongeBob." [this time he throws a book at SpongeBob's head] "SpongeBob?" [Patrick then spits a bunch of spitballs on SpongeBob's face which amazingly (or annoyingly) somehow how flies under Twilight's radar, somehow] "SpongeBob? Psst, over here. I'm trying to tell you something. Something important."
"What?!" [SpongeBob asks in a low annoyed grunt]
"Hi." [was all Patrick said in a meek tone with a smile to match]
"HI?!" [SpongeBob asked in an understandably pissed off tone, removing all the spitballs, but then stops when he sees an angry Twilight looking over at him, covered in spitballs]
"Perhaps this would be a good time for recess." [Twilight suggested as the scene cuts to SpongeBob at his locker just setting things away with Patrick and the CCC's approaching him]
"Hey, buddy. Funny stuff in there, funny stuff." [Patrick said, still blissfully unaware of his situation]
"Patrick, don't ya think you owe SpongeBob an apology?" [asked AppleBloom while looking up at Patrick with an irritated look on her face]
"Yeah you can't just-" [Scootaloot started only for all of them to get their train of thought destroyed by SpongeBob whom angrily slams his locker]
"There is nothing funny about what you did in there, Patrick! You got me in trouble! You got me moved to the back of the room! You cost me one of my Good Noodle Stars!"[SpongeBob said as he dug his fingers into Patrick's chest before walking away from him]
"Who cares about a stupid star?" [Patrick asked as he furrowed his eyebrows at SpongeBob which was starting to make the CCC's uncomfortable with the situation]
"Gee, Patrick, it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars, considering you are one!" [what would be followed was Super Hot Fiya's crew screaming the almighty "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!" in the background to signal....ladies and gentleman......we got em'!]
"I'll deal with you after class!" [threatened the now slated Patrick as he pointed at SpongeBob]
"It is after class!" [responded SpongeBob a group of students crowd around SpongeBob and Patrick chanting 'fight']
"I don't see anyone fighting, do you?" [Patrick asked while looking at SpongeBob]
"They're talking about us! We're fighting!" [said SpongeBob in a stern tone]
"Well, don't mind if I do!" [Patrick said as both start to punch towards each other though "towards" was the operative word here as the group of students start to quiet down as they notice SpongeBob and Patrick are punching, but missing at the same time looking like the goofballs they really were at their core which made the CCC's sigh in relief no one was getting hurt]
"This is embarrassing." [muttered a student as everypony leaves just as Twilight walks up and suspends both SpongeBob and Patrick up in the air by the hem of their pants]
"What's going on here?!" [Twilight asked in an angry look on her face which made the CCC's dive out of that situation with a HARD "nope"] "Well?" [Twilight asked sternly as she looked at Patrick]
"SpongeBob and I were fighting." [Patrick responded simply while looking at Twilight]
[Twilight gasped in disbelief and disappointment before setting both SpongeBob and Patrick down on their feet] "Fighting? Unbelievable. What happened to you two? You were both the picture of what friends are SUPPOSED to be! But in one day you guys go from that to FIGHTING?!" [Twilight asked in a somewhat angry but mostly disappointed tone as she starred daggers into both SpongeBob and Patrick making them both shiver a bit in fear] "Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but, SpongeBob SquarePants, I hereby sentence you and Patrick Star...." [the lights then dim on Twilight and scary music starts to play] "to detention!"
"Detention!?" [SpongeBob asked in unadulterated horror]
"May Celestia have mercy on your souls." [Twilight then turns off the flashlight she was holding just as the scene cuts to classroom where SpongeBob is sitting at the front of the class and Patrick is sitting at the back]
"In one day, I've gone from Good Noodle to Bad Egg." [SpongeBob muttered in a somber tone before looking back at Patrick angrily] "It's all Stupid Patrick's fault. I hate you, Patrick."
"I hate you more."
"I'd hate you no matter what."
"Yeah, well, I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you."
[SpongeBob then stares at Patrick for a few seconds, then narrows his eyes] "I'd hate you even if that made sense."
"I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you."
"I'd hate you, even if, uhh…" [SpongeBob then trails off as he tries to think of something else to say] "Um, I'd hate you..." [points to Roger's tank] "even if the light bulb keeping Roger alive went out." [The camera quickly pans over to where SpongeBob is pointing which then suddenly, the light bulb flickers, and then burns out completely, with smoke rising out of the light bulb] "Huh?"
[SpongeBob bites his lip and starts shivering as he glances over at Patrick. Patrick is sitting at his desk about to cry though he starts to turn to look at SpongeBob, but when he sees him, he quickly looks away from him, crossing his arms SpongeBob watches Patrick, surprised, then does the same. But then he sees Roger's egg shivering in his tank and really starts to panic this time. We then see that it's snowing in Roger's tank. Snow is piled up around Roger, who is shivering under a pile of snow. Sleigh bells jingle in the background which made Patrick teary-eyed again before we cut back to Roger, who is frozen inside a giant ice cube, with wind blowing SpongeBob and Patrick begin to quietly sob. The camera closes-up on SpongeBob, then Patrick. Finally, unable to take it anymore, SpongeBob turns around in his desk]
"I'm sorry I called you a stupid star!!" [SpongeBob shouted in both desperation and sadness]
"I'm sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class and got your Good Noodle Star removed and shot the spitballs..." [Patrick said in equal desperation though his speech was sped up since his list of wrongs was much greater]
"I'm sorry your apology is so long!"
"Me too! Let's save Roger!" [Patrick shouted as they ran to Roger's aid]
[SpongeBob takes Roger and holds him snug in his hands] "I'll keep him warm and you get a light bulb from the supply closet."
[Patrick ran off immediately to open the door to the supply closet] "Ahh. Light bulb!" [there is a pile of working perfectly good light bulbs, but Patrick is looking at the one that is already plugged in at the top] "But why does it have to be so far away?" [Patrick asked before he begins to climb the pile of bulbs. SpongeBob tries warming up the egg by sitting on it, huffing and puffing on it, etc. while Patrick is still climbing the pile of light bulbs, wearing fancy clothing. Patrick finally reaches the top, blows a horn, removes his clothes, then runs down the pile with the light bulb] "I'm coming, SpongeBob!"
"Oh, where's Patrick? Aw, forget it. I've got to go find Roger some warmth." [SpongeBob stated before running while holding Roger out only to run into Patrick and both of their items are in the air] "The light bulb! Without its warmth, Roger will die!"
"Roger! Without him, the light bulb will have nothing to warm!" [shouted Patrick just before both would jump for the item that is closest to them and crash into the floor with an item in their hands. SpongeBob would put the light bulb back in the proper socket and Patrick with the egg back on the egg stand]
"We did it, Patrick! We saved Roger's life!"
"Good job boys!" [said Twilight as she turns on a light from behind the chalkboard] "I saw the whole thing from behind my one-way chalkboard, and I couldn't be happier with your teamwork. I've decided to give you each one gold star. This is the best form of team work I've seen in my class all year and that's saying something since most of my students usually use team work all the time to get through my classes~ Although I'm not sure what saving an egg has to do with Friendship School. But nothing a letter to Celestia can't solve~"
"Friendship School? I thought this was Spanish class. See ya SpongeBob. See ya Big Fat Egghead." [said Patrick as he leaves the classroom while waving at the two just as Roger's egg hatches]
"Hey what'd I miss?"