//------------------------------// // ChefBob // Story: My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic // by Ultimauser50 //------------------------------// Author's Notes: What. Is. Up everybody? Yeah I know. "Bruh back in 2015-2016 you promised you'd be back and start typing up episodes, and now right when MLP is ending you decide to come back?!" Yes. I know I promised I'd come back and I was fully ready and willing to come back too. But life got busy and my interest to continue just flat out died. But here I am 7 years later, still alive, and plenty of free time on my hands. How I'll be doing things now is I'll post 1 story every once in a while when I have nothing better to do and it'll be a random episode from every season of SpongeBob. Yes, even the one about Squidward's happies memory and the other bad ones because thanks to MLP being involved I genuinely believe I can take those bad episodes and make them good. No Squidward suicide jokes or torture porn on my watch. But anyway before we begin I just wanted to say thanks to the MLP fandom (post 2010-2014), Tara Strong, Hasbro, and everyone else involved with the ficids of MLP that kept not just the show alive and strong but the community as well. As I look back on MLP now that its ending and look back at all the crazy good shit YouTube had back then such as Amnesia The Dark Decent, the custom stories (such as The Small Horse Series, with which I made a FiM Fiction on that too! [shameless self plug in is shameless]), the YouTubers (such as EVOLF, Jack T. Herbert), as well as PinkiePieSwear/TheLivingTombStone/Jackie Lombardi/etc. You've all made being a fan of MLP super fucking awesome and it's been an amazing 9 years. Hell, MLP may not have made 10 years but 9 ain't half bad either. And so to any whom are still subbed and still use this site for whatever reason, or just so happen to stumble across this I wanna say thanks to you too. Y'all made the community great. I know that the MLP community has taken a nose dive throughout the years and isn't nearly as great as it once was all those years ago but we still have the memories of us in our prime. And that's all that matters. Anyway with all that done. Lets jump right on into today's episode. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ [The episode begins with a man sitting at his computer desk as the camera pans in behind him before he's seen suddenly spinning around in his chair to face the camera] "Ahoy~! It's a SpongeBob, MLP special~" [said the man as he pulled up a TV remote and clicking the on button before an image of SpongeBob and Twilight could be seen arm in arm while smiling at the screen. The screen then cuts to black as the episode starts at the Krusty Krab where the customers are crowding in front of the little window where SpongeBob could be seen cooking. Everyone in Ponyville was gawking at his skill and tenacity with a spatula ranging from the Mane 6 to Bubble Bass whom was sitting on Squidward, poor Squidward was trying to struggle his way to freedom from the thick of Bubble Ass's cheeks to which he only free's half his body before looking up at the fellow fish and ponies gawking at Spongebob] "You people are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse!" [Shouted Squidward angrily which in turn made everypony look back at Squidward with disgruntled expressions on their faces] "Shh!" [Was the only response Squidward got from them which also got both fish and pony spit all over him before they went back into the kitchen to watch SpongeBob juggle the Krabby Patties and roll them onto the grill, three patties remain spinning until SpongeBob "shoots" them flat by shooting a finger gun, leaving the customers in awe] "Wooooooooooow~! Can you BELIEVE how GOOD he is with a spatula?! He's like some kind of gourmet chief!" [said Pinkie Pie as she starred at SpongeBob with utter glee and energy that would only befit someone of her caliber] "I know right?! I may be the fastest pony alive but his quick wrist could actually rival me if I were to take up cooking. I dunno if he'd beat me if I tried but I'd say he'd be a close 2nd place." [said the ever confident Rainbow Dash whom merely smirked at Pinkie before looking back at SpongeBob work his magic in the kitchen] [SpongeBob then sprays ketchup and mustard on the buns before banging on the grill to send the patties flying to make six perfect Krabby Patties] "Ta-da!" [SpongeBob proclaimed proudly as the customers applaud for his talented performance] "Oh, impressive! That's most impressive!" [applauded Bubble Bass, blown back from SpongeBob's skill in the kitchen though the noise in the Krusty Krab has Mr. Krabs come into the room] "Mr. Squidward, why aren't these walking wallets spending money?" [asked Mr. Krabs as he looked at the now free Squidward whom just free'd himself from the deadly bubble ass] "Because they're too busy watching SpongeBob cook!" [Squidward said while looking at Mr. Krabs whom merely smashed him to the floor to look over him and into the kitchen] "What? [asked Mr. Krabs in confusion with an audible "Ow!" coming out of Squidward after getting stepped on before Mr. Krabs would climb onto the customers and take a more clear peak in the kitchen to see SpongeBob is spraying ketchup and mustard on the buns] "Hmm. Well, he's not exactly maximerizing his worktime with those flourishes. But, boy, does that boy-o have talent." [with that his eyes become light bulbs with dollar signs on them and soon turns them on with his nose] "Ding!" "Uhhh...Mr. Kay, y'all right there partner?" [Apple Jack asked with a suspicious look on her face from his sudden antics] "Nothing be wrong Apple Jacker! Only the realization that talent equals money!" [Mr. Krabs said before darting off screen and coming back seconds later with a mallet in hand which made the customers turn and run as they see Mr. Krabs preparing to smash a hole in the wall, Squidward screams and runs away as well after finally getting up from getting smashed by Krabs only to see a reeled up mallet about to kiss his skull, Mr. Krabs then smashes the wall really hard and makes a massive hole between the kitchen and the dining room just as SpongeBob finishes his juggling act and turns around he becomes startled to see the massive hole Mr. Krabs made] "I have X-ray vision! I can see through walls!" "YOU CAN?! Can you see into my belly then? I may have swallowed Mr. & Mrs. Cake's House Key with my breakfast this morning and I'm not too sure if its in there or not." [said Pinkie Pie, her speech starting off in excitement before ultimately calming down to get the rest of her statement out to SpongeBob, her hooves resting on her tummy to try and give SpongeBob a specific area to look at though the sound of jingling keys could be heard] "Calm your waters, lads. I just knocked it down. Nobody has X-Ray vision, and Pinkie is still an anomerly that no one in this town can figure out." [said Mr. Krabs as he walked into the kitchen] "Awww...Then how am I supposed to know that I swallowed the house keys or not?!" [Pinkie Pie asked in a disappointed tone as she looked at Mr. Krabs whom merely ignored her at this point] "Wh-Why'd you do that?" [SpongeBob asked in a fearful jibbery tone due to his fear of having so many eyes on him] "In the restaurant business, it's called an open kitchen so the customers can watch the cook, cook." [Mr. Krabs said with a smile while looking down at the frazzled fry cook] "Oh, Mr. Krabs, I don't think I can take that kind of pressure." [SpongeBob responded in a nervous tone while looking up at his boss] "Nonsense. You're a born performer." [Mr. Krabs responded in a nonchalant manner before he looked around to see a closet] "Ooh!" [he had then carried SpongeBob to said closet] "Here." [Krabs then took out a pen to draw a star on it] "You even got your own dressing room. See? Huh? Huh?" [A Krabby Patty was seen falling from the top shelf as the two looked inside though SpongeBob took this opportunity to run in and lock the door behind him] "Hmm? Uh..." [Mr. Krabs, with confusion written on his face, approached the door to jiggle the doorknob only to find it was locked] "Come on, boy-o, it's showtime!" "I can't! I've got stage fright!" [SpongeBob called out from beyond the door while whimpering with a mop on his head] "SpongeBob, if you don't come out, you're fired!" [Mr. Krabs called out which made SpongeBob reluctantly come out of the closet though he looked nervous and rigid upon looking at everypony in the Krusty Krab looking over at him] "There he is!" [Mr. Krabs announced towards his customers while flicking SpongeBob's hat off before placing a toque on his head] "ChefBob!" [He would then grab SpongeBob and close the closet with his foot] "Me little star!" [Krabs announced before pushing SpongeBob to the grill] "Break a leg. Break two legs." "My leg!!" [shouted the ever popular Fred as he held up his leg towards Mr. Krabs] "Shut up, Fred!" [shouted Mr. Krabs, AppleJack, and Rainbow Dash in unison before Krabs would make his leave] "Ta-da! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!" [The customers would cheer though SpongeBob is still really nervous and unsure about this open kitchen business at this point, though he would grab a patty and he wipes the sweat off his forehead before getting to work] "Uhhh…..Is he feelin' alright? That weren't sanitary." [AppleJack asked with a suspicious look on her face towards SpongeBob's sudden behavior] "Maybe it's just how he gets warmed up. He's probably never cooked in an open kitchen before." [stated Rainbow Dash with a suspicious yet also analytical look on her face while rubbing her chin with her hoof] [SpongeBob would then put the patty onto the grill, but accidentally burns it, but instead of grabbing a new patty he would instead grab a bun filled with mustard and puts the burnt patty on it along with his shoe and a bar of soap on the patty before he would present it which made the customers seem confused] "What?" [asked Big Mac with a really confused look on his face which would make Mr. Krabs get a little nervous, but tries to keep his cool by smiling] "That's just wrong!" [Fred would suddenly shout sternly at the display which would make SpongeBob grab a tube of toothpaste and smears it on the patty which at this point had the customers look at him as though his sanity had dribbled out one of the many holes in his head] "Alright, there's nervous and then there's just plain incompetence. C'MON SPONGEBOB! DO SOMETHING RIGHT ALREADY!" [shouted Rainbow Dash as she looked at SpongeBob whom was getting more and more rigid by the second] "Come on, boy-o! Razzle-dazzle em'!" [Mr. Krabs said as he got close to SpongeBob's face with an equally nervous look on his face only for SpongeBob to hide under the grill trying to think of a solution to his stage fright problem] "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" [SpongeBob asked himself in a quiet tone that made him seem more like Fluttershy's spirit had entered him or something, until he would see a paper bag lying near him] "Huh? Oh!" [SpongeBob then grabs the bag and makes it into a small little puppet version of himself, ChefBob before slowly showing the puppet to the customers and Mr. Krabs which would catching the customers off guard for a second but before Rainbow Dash, AppleJack, or Pinkie Pie could interject SpongeBob's act would begin] "Hi, everybody! Who's hungry?" [asked Chief Bob which made the customers shrug in confusion as they couldn't figure out how to respond to it, one customer was gnawing on his hoof as a result of hunger] "I guess I am." "Welcome, welcome to my job in the kitchen of ChefBob! I cook and dance, I wear square pants, cooking for this hungry mob! Your order, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease~!" [said ChefBob in a singsong tone which resulted in three order up bell dings just before the customers would cheer in delight which made Mr. Krabs rub his claws together] "The little ChefBob is a sensation." [Muttered Mr. Krabs with a big grin on his face before the scene would change to all of the customers gathering around to see the ChefBob show Mr. Krabs had set up, ChefBob would have an entire area to himself where the register once stood so he could speak to all the customers while cooking for them, the show would soon begin with ChefBob coming out from the curtain] "Hi, everybody! Who's hungry?" [ChefBob asked in a cheerful tone while looking around the kitchen area] "We are!" [shouted the customers in sheer elation which, in response, ChefBob grabs some patties and juggles them, rolling them onto the grill so that three patties would remain spinning until ChefBob "shoots" them flat with a finger gun just like how SpongeBob did earlier making the crowd go cuh-ray-zee making SpongeBob grin happily at ChefBob's performance to which the little hand puppet would flip three patties before grabbing one with a whip which he would give the patty to a cowboy and stamps a picture of himself with a branding iron] "Isn't this GREAT~? That little hand puppet routine SpongeBob got is REALLY popular! If he keeps this up EVERYONE in Ponyville AND Canterlot will want to come over and see the show~!" [stated Pinkie Pie amongst the table with AppleJack and Rainbow Dash] "It's kinda odd when you look at it at first but you get used to it real quickly. I dunno how SpongeBob can make inanimate objects seem so life like but maybe that's his magic?" [Rainbow Dash said while watching ChefBob get to work giving the customers the ol' razzle dazzle] "Maybe Twilight can explain it the next time we bring the group here. She can usually explain stuff like this way easier than most magic types we know." [AppleJack suggested before downing a cup of Apple Cola with gusto] [Though the show was going on without a hitch the first problem would rear its head with Clay looking at his watch] "Oh-ho! Look at the time. I gotta get home and get my beauty sleep." [said Clay as he stood to his feet which caught Squidward's attention] "Oh, what died on that guy's neck? Oh, it's his head." [Squidward's insult was accidently heard out loud by ChefBob whom quickly took in the action and gave the appropriate reaction, coming up with an idea seconds after hearing it, his grand plan was to use insults to make himself popular in the eyes of the public and to fully enact on said plan he slid his way over to Clay just before he could leave] "Hey, what died on your neck? Oh, it's your head!" [mimicked ChefBob out loud which made the customers laugh, including Rainbow Dash but Squidward was offended by it and AppleJack and Pinkie Pie merely looked at each other with a surprised yet also suspicious look on their faces, poor Clay on the other hand felt embarrassed at first, but soon laughed uncomfortably along with the customers] "Oh, that little plagiarist. That was my line." [complained Squidward as he pointed at himself] "Obviously, the sleep hasn't been helping!" [said Clay nervously before making a hideous face as he continued laughing uncomfortably at the attention brought upon him] [Though much like AppleJack and Pinkie Pie, SpongeBob had became shocked at what he just heard] "D-did I say that? I didn't say that." [Daisy would be another of the laughing ponies though she would grab ChefBob to look him in the eyes] "Hey, do me! Insult me!" Alright. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you? [ChefBob would end this zinger with a finger pointing at Daisy's green hair which made everyone laugh yet again with Rainbow Dash pounding the ceiling she was hovering near with tears in her eyes] "That was a good one." [Daisy said while pounding her hoof in laughter] "She's telling us! If Rarity heard that one she would've bust a gut!" [Rainbow Dash sputtered out through her laughter as tears rolled down her face though AppleJack and Pinkie Pie weren't moved] [ChefBob would soon be grabbed yet again only by SpongeBob this time and dragged under the counter] "ChefBob, we don't speak like that to our customers." [he said, attempting to scold the bad behavior out of the seemingly alive hand puppet only for the session to be interrupted by the familiar voice of Big Mac] "Me next! Shoot me a zinger!" [shouted Big Mac which caught AppleJack off guard] "Oh no, not Big Mac too!" [said AppleJack with a look of worry and fear for what was about to go down which caused ChefBob to go back up, ignoring what SpongeBob was trying to say the whole time] "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't get that." [ChefBob responded in a sarcastically apologetic tone before pulling out a bow and fake arrow to shoot it on Big Mac's head] "I don't speak "goober!"" [The paper with the word "Goober" rolls down on the side of Big Mac's head and the customers laugh] [Big Mac would end up laughing with the others before speaking up] I love it! Guilty as charged! [said the gentle giant though despite his words a tear would roll down the side of his face with a blank smile to boot which would be the last straw for AppleJack but before she could protest the customers would yell out at ChefBob to make more insults and give him bits and jewels, he even gives them their autographs for their books and their children which would surprise both AppleJack and Pinkie Pie at the mere sight of such bizarre inversion of logic] "Oh, great. I've created a monster. A funny, talented monster." [Squidward said with a disappointed look on his face as ChefBob would bask in the popularity] "Uhhh….we're gonna have to step in and make this right. Aren't we?" [asked Pinkie Pie as she looked over at AppleJack whom pulled her hat down with a dead serious Texas styled show down expression on her face] "Ya dag gum right we are." [AppleJack stated with a tone to match her face as the scene changes to ChefBob powdering his nose in his dressing room] [Mr. Krabs was right behind SpongeBob and his living hand puppet, laughing and flicking money into the air with elation at his new found wealth] "Oh, I gotta hand it to ya! That new insult comedy act is really bringing in the money!" [Though Krabs was having a fun time it would soon come to an end when SpongeBob, with a sad look on his face, turns around and gives Mr. Krabs a paper] "Ah, what's this, here?" "Sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's a list of things ChefBob needs for his little dressing room." [SpongeBob said with a down apologetic tone] "Oh-ho, does he?" [Asked Mr. Krabs in a playful jesting tone as he begins to read the list] "Fresh cut seaweed." [his smile turns upside-down] "A manicurist for SpongeBob's puppet hand?" What? [seeing the list of demands go down further and further on the list, Krabs began to get angry] "A bigger dressing room?!" "In the meantime, we'll just take over your office, Blubber Boy." [said ChefBob as he pointed straight at Mr. Krabs' nose] "Blubber Boy?!" [shouted Mr. Krabs in anger as his belly blubber causes his lower shirt to slide up so the blubber underneath to slag out, though Krabs was quick to pull the shirt down before ripping up the paper] "No way!" [Krabs protested as he stomps the paper bits on the ground] [ChefBob in response grabs Mr. Krabs Street Fighter command grab style before sliding a finger up to Mr. Krabs' nose] "What's the matter, Krabs?" [flicks his nose] "You don't like money?" [whacks Mr. Krabs in the face with money] [Mr. Krabs takes the money and puts it in the bag with a saddened look on his face] "What?... Of course I like money. The office will be ready in five minutes." [Mr. Krabs said in a weepy tone before leaving] "ChefBob, I think your insults are mean and hurtful. What do you say we just go back to the Krabby Patty routines, huh?" [asked SpongeBob in a soft tone which only made ChefBob get in his face] "Need I remind you that my insults pay your salary? [ChefBob asked in a stern tone while pointing at SpongeBob] "Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir." [SpongeBob said before the door to their changing room was bucked open by AppleJack] "SpongeBob! We'd like to haven a word with ya!" [AppleJack said in an intimidating tone as she trotted in with Pinkie Pogo Stick bouncing in with her] "Yeah! There's nothing wrong with adding jokes into your routine but those jokes were just mean, hurtful, unconstructive, and overall NOT funny!" [Pinkie said as she got in SpongeBob's face only for ChefBob to get in her face as a result] "Oh I'm sorry, I forgot that my act was to entertain the princess of this flea bitten town! Not the flea bitten also ran's that come into this place!" [ChefBob said in an angry tone which made Pinkie gasp] You take that back! The people of this town bathe regularly! [Pinkie said as she poked ChefBob's chest sternly] "Guys! I'm not saying any of that stuff! Honest! ChefBob just suddenly started acting out! All I wanted was to feed the nice people of this town!" [SpongeBob said in an honest defense for himself which made AppleJack look at him in confusion] "Say what now? SpongeBob. You're in control of the puppet. Nobody else. Ya make it sound like he's got a mind of his own." [AppleJack responded with her head slightly titled at SpongeBob's seemingly random comment] "Ha! This walking pile of slag wouldn't have enough brain power to operate a light switch, much less actually multi-task in cooking and articulating someone of my intellect. Now c'mon ya walking sponge-puppet. It's time to greet the locals." [ChefBob said before forcing SpongeBob to his feet and having them walk out the room to which SpongeBob would mouth "I'm sorry" to both Pinkie and AppleJack before taking his leave] "Uhh….AppleJack? You ever get that idea that the puppet just might be influencing SpongeBob just a teeny weenie tiny bit?" [Pinkie asked, now starting to question of ChefBob was alive or not] "I have my doubts, but it could be that stage fright made SpongeBob crack in the attic if ya know what I'm sayin'. C'mon! Lets grab Twilight and maybe she can sort all this out!" [AppleJack said before she and Pinkie would leap out the window of the dressing room to head straight towards their shared castle to grab Twilight] [After SpongeBob and ChefBob had left the closet, they were stopped by Squidward whom had an unamused expression on his face] "ChefBob, you stole my line! I do all the insults around here!" [Squidward announced with a hoity totty look on his face with his nose sticking up into the air] [As a result ChefBob would grab Squidward's hand and gently rub it] "Oh, I am so sorry, Squidward. You're absolutely right." "Um, oh, well, uh, thank you. It's—it's—it's really not such a big deal." [Squidward responded in both a shocked and embarrassed tone, not really expecting someone like ChefBob to seemingly just comply with a complaint about something like this only for ChefBob to quickly grab his arm] "Let me make it up to ya!" [ChefBob said before dragging him and SpongeBob outside] "Hi, everybody! I'd like to introduce you to a very good friend of mine: Squidward Tentacles!" [The customers cheered upon Squidward's introduction which would make Squidward smile bashfully] "Huh? Oh, no. Please, please, you're to—you're too kind." [responded Squidward in a surprisingly humble manner] "I was gonna ask Squidward how old he was, but then I remembered he can't count that high!" [continued ChefBob with a roast that would incinerate inciner-roar on the spot] "Huh?!" [Squidward asked in a dumbfounded tone, only now realizing he was the new sandbag ChefBob would use to try out his new material on as ChefBob sprays water in Squidward's eye and the customers laugh at his humiliation making Squidward shrinks down nervously to the point his body just vanished] [the display would make SpongeBob growl as his last straw was just used up] "Alright, that's it!" [SpongeBob shouted before standing up from behind the desk to point straight at ChefBob angrily though ChefBob himself was just juggling patties with an uncaring expression towards SpongeBob's existence] "You can't talk to Squidward that way! He is one of my best friends!" [Squidward would then reappear next to Mr. Krabs with a dull expression on his face] "That's even more insulting." "Get a load of him, folks! He must've been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen!" [said ChefBob with one of his most savage roasts before grabbing a rubber chicken and hits SpongeBob right on the head with it which makes the customers laugh in response] [Soon a burst of magic would be seen with Twilight appearing with AppleJack and Pinkie Pie at her side] "Okay, what's the big commotion going on around here?!" [asked Twilight with a suspicious look on her face only for Rainbow Dash to fly right next to her] "Twilight! You JUST missed the most SAVAGE roast I ever heard in my life! ChefBob just slapped SpongeBob with a rubber chicken after calling him an accident!" [Rainbow Dash explained before bursting out into a fit of laughter, even falling on the ground as a result] "What? I thought you said it was a puppet." [Twilight said as she looked at AppleJack] "It LOOKS like a puppet! But I think it's controlling SpongeBob!" [shouted Pinkie while pointing at ChefBob] "Well we're gonna have to fix this one way or anoth- what the-?!" [Twilight started only to get interrupted by the sight of SpongeBob grabbing the rubber chicken and goes to whack ChefBob with it, but ends up hitting Spike instead across the face] "Ow! Not funny!" [Whined Spike whom still believed this was an act though the "act soon got intense between SpongeBob and ChefBob both getting into a fight, ChefBob flings SpongeBob to a table and crash onto it which makes the customers continue to think this is part of the act and continue to laugh as ChefBob grabs SpongeBob, swings him around and flings him to the bathroom] "He scores!" **cheered Cloud Kicker as the customers rush into the bathroom after them with Twilight gently pushing her way to the front of the crowed with AppleJack and Pinkie Pie following suit only to be greeted by the sight of ChefBob trying to push SpongeBob down the toilet] "Have a drink!" [said ChefBob while actively trying to drown SpongeBob whom was struggling to get up, but ChefBob pushes him down the toilet] "What in the name of Jimmy Dean's Farm Hand's is goin' on?!" [AppleJack asked, knowing full well this wasn't an act] "I TOLD you the puppet was alive! It's evil! Pure evil!" [Pinkie Pie shouted while pointing straight at the puppet] "Well it's time we put a stop to this madness!" [Twilight said sternly only for SpongeBob to pull the lever, hoping to flush ChefBob down along with him] "No, no!" [shouted ChefBob as he grabs the lever but gets flushed down the toilet anyway] "What the-?! Where'd they go?!" [AppleJack asked worriedly to which the customers became worried as well at this point now that SpongeBob and ChefBob were actually flushed, though In the kitchen, SpongeBob and ChefBob emerge from the sink and crash into a box of spatulas only for SpongeBob and ChefBob engage in a spatula sword fight] "En garde!" shouted SpongeBob and ChefBob as they fought each other with all their might, soon exiting the kitchen and continued their fight in the dining room while the customers watched, ChefBob was quick to remove the spatula from SpongeBob's grasp and went in to finish him only for SpongeBob to holds his ground and while keeping ChefBob's spatula from hitting him, though during this ChefBob cackles evilly with SpongeBob's reflection being shown eerily in his eyes as if he was about to win but just as ChefBob was about to deliver the final blow, SpongeBob lifts ChefBob, grabs the spatula with his teeth, and throws it onto a poster in the wall just narrowly clipping the hairs off Rainbow Dash's tail] "Hey! Watch it! Not cool dude!" [Raindbow protested while SpongeBob hopped in the boat, opens the cash register and slams the drawer onto ChefBob over and over and over and over and over and over again which made the customers gasp in fright and realize that SpongeBob and ChefBob's battle is not part of the act and is not funny at all, Twilight was just dumbfounded by what was going on while Pinkie Pie was holding up a sign reading "SpongeBob FTW! Death to ChefBob" the parents with a child had cried at the sight and before long the customers become disgusted with this and they take their leave from the restaurant just as SpongeBob collapses from exhaustion] "Me customers!" [Mr. Krabs shouted before getting angry once again and walks over to ChefBob, who's punching SpongeBob over and over] "Alright, enough of this. Princess Twilight if you don't mind" "With pleasure." [Twilight said before using a magic hand to pull ChefBob off SpongeBob's hand before trotting over the front door and used a magic shoe to boot him straight into the sky Smash Bros style until his body vanished into a twinkling star in the distance] "Are you okay SpongeBob?" [Pinkie Pie asked as the gang all circled around him] [SpongeBob sighed at what happened before nodding] "I learned a very valuable lesson today." "To always be yourself and not hide behind a puppet?" [asked AppleJack while holding up a hoof to help SpongeBob to his feet] "Well, yeah, that, but..." [SpongeBob started before holding up his swollen puppet hand] "...mostly don't slam your puppet hand in a register drawer." [he said as his hand throbs in pain as a result which made Pinkie Pie, AppleJack, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs all share a laugh together] [The scene changes to the next day with Squidward screaming at something on the television] "What is it, Squidward?" [SpongeBob asked as he, Mr. Krabs, Rainbow Dash, and AppleJack was seen coming straight into the room to look at Squidward in confusion and worry] "It's—it's alive!" [was all Squidward said as he points to the television] [our focus then goes towards the TV screen which showed a title card reading "ChefBob Cooking with Insults Show"] "And now, it's time for the ChefBob Cooking with Insults Show! And here's your host, ChefBob!" "Hi, everybody! Who's hungry?" [asked the very much alive ChefBob dummy as the live action audience cheers] "Alright. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?" [The live action audience cheer once more as a result as ChefBob raises his hands in the air] "Yay, yeah! Yay, yeah!" [AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs are completely shocked and they all faint to the floor as Pinkie Pie is seen running all across Ponyville with the same image on a TV screen she was carrying on her back] "I TOLD YOU! I TOLD ALL OF YOU! THE DOLL IS ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S EVIL! BANISH IT WITH THE POWER OF FREINDSHIP! BANISH IT WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIIIIIIIP!!" [Pinkie shouted while running through Ponyville as the words "The End" appeared on screen ending the episode.]