“Okay places everyone! ACTION!”
“GAME LIFE!” I turned around to see Fancy Looks, we been pals since we were kids but… Game Life’s title fell on him as he fell in the puddle, Fancy ran to Game.
“CUT!”
“OW!” Yelled Game Life as Fancy laughed
“Haaaa-ha-ha-ha! I’m sorry but that was funny!” Said, Fancy.
“Today at 8:30 PM!”
They raised their fists in the air as they hit their own Levels as they shattered
“Oops.” Said Tunes.
“Cut.”
I looked around as I noticed someone walking towards me while slumping “Great… a drunk.” I was annoyed until the light of the streetlamp reveal the drunk to be a Man in a rabbit suit
“A… Rabbit?”
“CUT!”
Game Life laughed “It’s supposed to be a zombie!” The actor grabbed his script
“But right here said…” Game looked at it
“You got pranked.”
“EXO!!!”
Exo was laughing offscreen.
I smirked (“Two minutes is all I need.”) “RPG!!!” The area turned into a Dating Sim.
Everything transforms into a clear night at a romantic street “What The!?”
Laughter was heard from the crew as Game looked annoyed.
“Oh, very funny! I’m heading for lunch."
Tough Exo raise he brow “What was wrong with it? Was is lame or not what you expected?”
I looked horrified “It had a great title on it and had well-written instructions, advance gameplay, and amazing graphics.”
“CUT! It’s supposed to be the false title and negative things about it.”
“Sorry, I was playing Kingdom Hearts 3 and I was too focus on it.”
She smiles a bit as Game Life hold a cup “Mango Juice?”
High Stocks noticed it “Thanks!” She took a sip and let out a happy sigh “Ahh… Mango Juice!” A ball flew over her head and hit a wall.
“Ahh… Mango Juice!” A ball flew over her head and hit a microwave instead.
“Ahh… Mango Juice!” A basketball was thrown and hit a cameraman.
“OUCH!” Yelled a cameraman as it hit him in the balls and fell.
“Uh… Cut?”
Game Life walked behind Fancy as High was cautious “I miss you.” he whispered in her ears.
She turned red and fainted in his arms which made him fall.
“Ow, my ass.”
“Don’t you say I gained some weight!”
Game Life turned around to the ones staring at him “SHE IS NOT MY TYPE! She’s just… a girl with no ass.”
“CUT!”
“What the @#$% dude?” Said Stocks
“That’s what the cue cards said.” They looked at it as Sharp and Fancy were laughing
“Hey!”
Game continued to practice, and his energy went through the sword and acted like a Jedi “*SHOOM* *SHOOM*”
“What are you doing?”
“Sorry, but someone had to do a Star Wars Reference.”
NOW THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!” A zombie came behind him as he blasted it with Mana Blast. “Time to level up my skills!” A Zombie crawled underneath him and bit him “GAAAHHH!!! Hey man, that hurts!”
“CUT!”
“Where're the fake teeth you’re supposed to wear?”
“Sorry, but they were stolen.”
“Sharp Shooter, what’s in your mouth?” Sharp turned around and smiled with rotten teeth.
“Sorry.”
He smiled a bit “I always love slime monsters the most.” As the slimes attacked him “TAME!” He glowed a bright aura around him as slashed them all in one swipe as they explode and water drenched him “What the hell?!”
“Where are the real slimes?” The camera moved to see 3 globs were being snatched away by a weirdo.
“Slime Liberation!” Dark Speed knocked him out
“We need better security.”
“What are you looking at, young man?”
“Uh…”
“Uh… what's my line again?” Game and Strong Arts laughed
Sunset planned to trip Game Life as he hugged Snips and Snails and pushed Sunset in a trashcan as it falls down as she rolled downhill.
“Oops.”
Game began to climb to the top of the bookshelves and jumped the bookshelves as the living books chased him as he fell backward.
“OUCH!”
A bright flash happens on the circle as a ball of fire appeared as it started to form into a hamster. “Huh?”
Fancy Looks was wearing a tank top and shorts, sweating like crazy as she was working out “Think smaller ass. Smaller gut. Thinner thighs!” *LOUD TEAR SOUND* Fancy stopped as she turned red and covered her butt. “STOP ROLLING!”
The Bank Teller took the stack and examined the money while counting it “Well sir… this is… play money get a job you bum,”
“CUT!”
“Who the hell are you Crappy-looking LARPers?” Everyone started to laugh especially the hunters.
“I’m sorry but that is funny.
“WHAT THE @#$% HAPPEN HERE?!” She yelled as she was banging on the cell bars as the entire background fell. Everyone laughed as Exo looked embarrassed “Sorry about that. I forgot to control my strength.” She said while chuckling
Game Life was about to pants Expensive Taste “Don’t touch me you perv!”
“CUT!” Everyone laughed “You're supposed to be frozen like a statue or a Hanna-Barbera Character.
“Sorry but it feels weird and I don’t want him to see my junk.”
“Feelings mutual.”
“Okay… we’ll cut it. Are you two happy?”
“YES!”
“Nice stats.” The Wyvern roared at him as it stares at him “I know you’re intelligent. My powers gave you life, I know listen to someone inferior to you but I need your strength.” It snorted ice at Game as he grabbed it by the tusks and tossed it to the ground
“OW!! WATCH WHERE YOU GRAB THE FANGS!!!”
“Sorry.”
“Normal is nothing but a fabrication to control the weak will and minded to prevent them from destroying the Strong’s authority and power!” Yelled Dark Speed as High Stocks jumped and kicked his umbrella out of his hands and let sunlight touched him
“Enjoy the sun.”
“*HISS*” said Dark Speed as he molded his hair into a multitude of serpents
“CUT!” Dark Speed’s head came out “You don’t know darkness magic until later.
“Sorry, but I thought it would be a great surprised.”
“No, no! That is a perfect idea, we’ll use it in the later chapters.”
“I know you’re the Gamer!” They all groaned “And you sold my wife a magical item that personally destroyed me.” Exo laughed at his misery along with Large, I.Q., Death, and Game. Miss Beauty picked up her husband to discover he was in his underpants “Honey! Where are my pants~!” Everyone laughed at the joke
“A reference from The Lego Movie. It’s an addicted man.” Said
Game Life charged at the eldest as the private space was develop, Game charged as the eldest summoned some 4-arm minotaur as Game went past him and crashed into the crystal wall and slid down
“*LAUGHING*”
A giant-size magic circle appeared on the ground as a Colossal black and purple colored Tyrannosaurus Rex as it crashed into pieces
“*LAUGHING* IQ and Death. I think you need to see your mech.”
“You’re not the only Tamer here! Come out, my friends!” Yelled Game Life “Monster Farm, Everyone in my farm and Fancy's plus Skills the Spider!” A portal opened as monsters and Skills appeared
“CUT!” Game started to laugh as Skills snickered as well
“Very funny for me to appear as a cameo.”
"I'll tell you back home." Said Game as he and Large dragged the other siblings as Games’ horse body split from him. The others saw that and laughed. “What? What is it?” He looked down to see nothing “Oh… ho-ho-ho. Very funny people, very funny.”