Yami looks at his hand. No monsters. As of now, he can’t do anything to stop Kaiba. His field is empty. Kaiba has his last Blue Eyes on the field. Their life points are tied at 3100 apiece. Yami has two turns left before he lost. He has to trust in the heart of the cards.
He draws to start his turn. The card reads “Party Cannon: Attach this card to ‘Pinkie Pie’ to cut target monster’s attack in half. Then transfer that amount to ‘Pinkie Pie’.”
Yugi’s thoughts echo in Yami’s head. Hmm, I’ve never seen that card before. How did it get in our deck?
Yami replies, I don’t know but we can’t play it unless we have this “Pinkie Pie,” which I’ve never heard of, either. Yami takes “Party Cannon” and puts it face down in his magic/trap card zone. “Your move Kaiba!”
“Hmph, about time,” Kaiba, as always, is confident that nothing can stop him. “Blue Eyes White Dragon, attack!”
Yami braces himself as he feels the shockwave from the attack. He looks at his duel disc in time to see his life points drop to 100.
Kaiba laughes. “One more turn and the Championship is mine, Yugi, and you will no longer be the King of Games. My victory is all but assured. Hahaha!”
“It’s not over yet, Kaiba! Not until the last card is drawn.”
“Well, then, draw your last pathetic card, Yugi.”
“My deck doesn't have any pathetic cards, Kaiba. Well, maybe Kuribo, but he is great cannon fodder.” Yami draws a card. “But I also have this. I have no idea how it got in my deck, but here it is. I give you, Pinkie Pie.” He plays it.
A pink pony appears on the field. Its mane is pink also, and in tight curls. On her flank is a mark of two blue balloons with a yellow one in the middle slightly above the blue ones.
“Yugi, what the hell is that?” Kaiba asks.
“It’s a card that,” he reads the special ability, “roll a die and choose odds or even. If what you choose is correct, target monster your opponent controls come under your control. If wrong, ‘Pinkie Pie’ looses half her attack and defense points.” He flips over his magic card. “I now play the magic card ‘Party Cannon’ and attach it to ‘Pinkie Pie’ causing your Blue Eyes to lose half its attack points. Those points are now added to ‘Pinkie,’ giving her a grand total of 3500 attack points.”
The party cannon appears next to Pinkie Pie, and she starts. “Oh, I was wondering where this was.” She looks up at the Blue Eyes White Dragon. “Ooh, a dragon! You look like you could use a friend.” She presses the red button on the back of the cannon, and confetti shoots out, covering the Blue Eyes from head to tail. The dragon’s mouth turned into a smile as it became docile. “Now, that’s a nice dragon.”
Yami and Kaiba looked down at the pink pony in astonishment. “Yugi,” Kaiba called out, “did that Duel Monster just talk?”
Before Yami had a chance to answer Pinkie Pie spoke up. “I am not a monster, mister. My name is Pinkie Pie and I am a pony. If anything is monster around here, it’s all of these things that look like you. Talk about ugly.”
Yami just bursts out laughing. He’s laughing so hard it’s hard for him to get out, “I use ‘Pinkie Pie’s’ special ability.”
A red, six sided die appears between Pinkie’s hooves. “Hmmm,” she puts a hoof up to her chin as she looks at the die.
“Even,” Yami says solemnly.
Pinkie picks up the die and slams it down on the ground, causing it to roll uncontrollably. The die rolls around for what seems like an eternity before finally coming to rest on… four.
“No!” Kaiba yells in dismay. His Blue Eyes is engulfed in a white light and transferred over to Yami’s side of the battle field.
“Now, Kaiba, you are defenseless. Pinkie Pie, attack!”
Pinkie sighs, “If you insist.” She disappears, only to reappear right above Kaiba, landing on top of him. Kaiba’s life points scroll down to zero.
The field disappears. In the place of Pinkie Pie, there now sits a stunningly gorgeous girl with pink hair, wearing a pink tank top and short denim shorts. She looks down at the man she is still sitting on. “Oh, sorry.” She quickly scrambles to her feet. “Woah, this is weird.” She looks to her back side. “Where’s my tail?”
Yami retreats back into the Puzzle, leaving Yugi standing there, staring, open mouthed, at this new girl. Pinkie walks shakily over to him.
“Hey, you’re a lot shorter now.” She gently puts a hand on his head. Upon seeing her hand, she screams. “AHHHHHH, what’s wrong with me? Where am I?”
Yugi looks at her strangely, “Uh, this is Domino City. We just finished the Battle City 2 tournament. A-are you Pinkie Pie?”
“Yup, and you’re, uh, Yugi is what that man over there called you, right?”
“That’s me,” he holds out his hand to shake. Pinkie hesitantly takes it. “Over there are my friends Joey, he came in third in the tournament. Next to him are Tea, Tristan, and Duke.”
Pinkie is starting to warm up to the other people. “Oh, I love making new friends, we should have a party. Er, what do you, uh, people do for fun around here.”
Joey walks up to her and throws and arm around her shoulders, “Ah, don’t worry, Pinkie. We’ll show you a good time.”
Pinkie looks at him with a smile, “You voice is weird, hehe.”
Joey falls backward in embarrassment as the other break out into laughter. After Yugi collects his winnings, the six of them head deeper into town.