"Huey and Riley Freeman!" Uncle Ruckus shouts. "What the hell are y'all two negroes doing here in the pony world?"
"I could ask you the same thing, Uncle Ruckus!" Huey comments, proceeding to tell his story. "We just saved this whole world from Stinkmeaner, and the princess is letting us live here!"
"And Prince Shining something-or-other has invited me to be a soldier in his army!" Uncle Ruckus retorts. "And I intend to serve this incredibly white and handsome pony to the best of my abilities!" Shining Armor and Celestia, meanwhile, are quietly listening, when Shining Armor decides to pipe in.
"You guys know each other?" He is clearly confused at the whole debacle going on.
"Yeah, and this Uncle Ruckus is a real bitch ass nigga! He hates us!" Riley adds angrily.
"Well, you two are the worst kids I ever had the misfortune of running into in my former janitorial duties at the school!" He responds.
"Whoa now, please calm down." Celestia chimes in to bring reason into the conversation. "Huey, Riley, you will still need to go to school here, as youthful as you two are. You both have much to learn."
"Oh, shit!" Riley grunts. "School is for suckas."
"Be grateful your African monkey asses can even go to school!" Uncle Ruckus adds a racial comment against the two. Riley gets angry and prepares to punch Uncle Ruckus, but Celestia teleports herself between the two parties.
"All of you! Calm down!" She raises her voice, then takes a deep breath to calm herself down. "I understand that this new experience might be rather difficult for you all. But I know exactly who can help you boys get adjusted to a new school. She actually is the guidance counselor at a prestigious friendship academy."
"A prestigious academy?" Huey is intrigued. "Where is it?"
"Well, it's actually in Ponyville, the same spot Stinkmeaner attacked when he came to our world." Celestia adds. "Don't worry, the town is nearly completely repaired. I'm sure everyone at the school would love to see some new faces." She beams a smile. "Shining Armor, why don't you take Uncle Ruckus to the barracks. I'll show the boys around the school."
"Yes, your majesty." Shining Armor agrees, leading Uncle Ruckus to the train station en route to the Crystal Empire. Meanwhile, Princess Celestia uses her magic to teleport the three of them (Huey, Riley and herself) to Ponyville, right outside Twilight's school of friendship.
"And here we are. Starlight Glimmer might know a great way to help you two feel welcome at this school." Celestia leads the two of them to outside her office and knocks on the door.
"Come in!" A voice inside says, signaling them to come in. Inside, a pink pony with a mostly purple mane greets the three as they walk in. "Hello, Princess Celestia! Who do you have here?"
"These are Huey and Riley, the two humans who saved Equestria from Stinkmeaner. I expect they will have a nice role to play at Headmare Twilight's school." Celestia says. "Should we give them the grand tour? I have work to do, so I'll leave them with you if that's okay."
"That sounds like a wonderful idea!" Starlight Glimmer says as she leads the two humans around the school and Celestia teleports back to Canterlot. Huey is in awe of the amazing architecture the school offers.
"Question, Mrs. Starlight." Huey asks. "What kinds of classes are taught here?"
"Good question, Huey!" Starlight says. "Well, we teach general courses in science and other boring stuff, but what's most special are the classes corresponding to the 6 Elements of Harmony: Honesty, Laughter, Loyalty, Kindness, Generosity, and Magic."
"Elements of Harmony, huh?" Huey says, having never heard of these Elements before. "I don't think I've read about those before."
"Well, classes are currently in session, but when they finish, we'll be able to have you two sit down and talk with the professors." Starlight continues. "In the meantime, let's take a walk around the town."
As Starlight Glimmer walks the boys around the town of Ponyville, Shining Armor is at the Crystal Empire to show Uncle Ruckus his role as a soldier in his unit.
"Okay, Uncle Ruckus. We'll need you to first do some training here to refine your abilities. Then we'll give you some real assignments. Think you can handle it?" Shining Armor asks.
"Oh, lawd, I've been ready for this since I done came into this pony world." He says, starting to warm up.
A few hours pass, and Uncle Ruckus is done with his training, and he hits the showers. Meanwhile, the boys have just finished their tour of Ponyville. They took trips to Sweet Apple Acres, Sugar Cube Corner, and Carousel Boutique, as well as the other hot spots.
"Ooh, just in time!" Starlight says. "Looks like the professors are all done with their classes. I can't wait to introduce you to them! Come on!" With an excited demeanor, she gallops back to the academy, while Huey and Riley try to catch up. When they finally arrive, Huey and Riley are out of breath.
"Couldn't you have slowed down a second?" Riley asks, panting.
"Sorry, guys. I'm just so excited! We're getting new students!" Starlight says as she leads the two to Headmare Twilight's office, where the other 5 professors happen to be.
"Wait, what!" Rainbow Dash flies up excitedly. "So you two are going to be students at our school?"
"That's right!" Starlight comments. "Celestia's orders. Anyway, I believe some introductions are due. Why don't you each spend some time with them individually? I'm sure they could learn a lot just being with you all."
"Count us in!" Twilight adds. "Any friend of Starlight's is a friend of mine! Oh, this is so exciting! We're really having the humans who defeated Stinkmeaner going to our school!"
"Introductions will start tomorrow. In the meantime, it's about time to sleep. Why don't we show Huey and Riley to their dorms?" Rarity suggests.
"Fine. But don't forget, you still owe me that new outfit!" Riley comments brashly.
"Oh, darling!" Rarity laughs at his request. "I'm working on it. Shouldn't take more than a week to finish. You can't rush art!"
"Fine, I guess." Riley says as the ponies lead the boys to their rooms. Once there, the humans begin to get ready for bed.
"Hey, Riley." Huey says, once they both are in bed.
"Yeah?"
"Don't you wonder why these ponies are being so hospitable to us?"
"Didn't they have that whole elements of harmony thing going on?" Riley retorts. "I ain't complaining. They being nice to us."
"I suppose. Well, goodnight."