"God, I swear I work my ass off every single day in this town." An obese dark skinned man with revitiligo is sweating as he labors at one of his 32 jobs. "Working all these jobs just ain't what it used to be. Matter of fact, I ain't seen those Freeman boys anytime soon. I think I might take a trip over to check on Robert." As he says that in his slurred tone, he begins to walk over to the Freeman residence. When he finally arrives, he notices a green glowing light in the living room.
"What the hell?" The man says to himself before opening the door to their house and walking closer to the light, which was in fact a portal to Equestria. He walks closer and closer, before it soon engulfs him completely, and he finds himself outside a regal looking city atop a waterfall.
He starts panicking. He has no idea where he is, or how to get home. "Well, I suppose I might as w-well go to that city. Maybe someone there knows what's going on." As he walks closer to the city, several colorful ponies outside the city are giving him strange looks. It appears they're not quite used to seeing humans. As he proceeds to walk down the streets, he is eventually stopped by some pony guards.
"Who are you?" One guard asks him. "State your name and business."
The dark skinned man starts stammering. "M-my name's Uncle Ruckus, no relation. But what happened was I was just walking and I done ended up here somehow."
"A likely story. Tell it to her Majesty, punk." The guard speaks gruffly as he raises a spear at Uncle Ruckus, causing him to cower.
"P-please, do not kill me! I have no idea how I ended up here! You gotta believe me!" He continues, on his knees. Suddenly, an angelic voice is heard in the distance, and a beautiful white pony is seen flying towards the group.
"What is going on here?" She says, and the guards immediately back away from Ruckus.
"Princess, we found this man in the city. He's been attracting a lot of attention. What do you want us to do with him?" One guard asks her.
"I'll take it from here." The princess tells the guards and puts a hoof on Ruckus's shoulder. "Come with me, sir." The princess further says as she leads Uncle Ruckus into her castle, into a wide hallway.
"Well, thank you very, very much for helping me out there, ma'am. Who are you?" He asks, touching his neck in discomfort.
The princess giggles. "Why, I am one of the princesses of this kingdom. You can just call me Celestia." She says as she smiles at Uncle Ruckus.
"Oh, Celestia?" Uncle Ruckus looks at her beautiful flowing mane. "I must say, that's quite a beautiful name. The perfect beautiful name to compliment your lovely white fur, ma'am."
"Oh?" The princess blushes and giggles at his compliments. "Why, that's very kind of you!"
"Yes, I mean it. White is the best color any being can be, human or otherwise. I was unlucky, as I was stricken with the heartbreak known as revitiligo." He continues babbling on, confusing the princess. "That's when your skin gets blacker and darker every year."
"Oh, really?" The princess says, confused but not wanting Ruckus to know that. "Well, regardless of that, you're welcome to stay in my palace for the time being."
"Ah, watch me get ahead of myself." He says, touching his neck again. "It's very kind of you to let me stay here, but I need to prove my worth. I've been a hard worker where I'm from, and I need to repay your immense kindness. Tell me what you need done, and I'll do it, your majesty."
"Oh, well…" Celestia looks at her schedule. Almost all her tasks are done for the day, except one: Find a new soldier for Prince Shining Armor's unit. Alas, she doesn't know if he's fit for the task. After all, the man standing in front of her is an obese balding man. "There is one thing, but you don't have to do it…"
"What is it? Please, tell me!" He insists in his slurred voice.
"Well, we need to find a new soldier for Prince Shining Armor's unit, but I don't know how well you can fight." She does a polite grin. "You don't need to-"
"Fighting?" Uncle Ruckus smiles and looks up. "Well, I'll be! That's the perfect job for me! I'll have you know, I have mastered the ancient and deadly art of the nunchaku. I promise I won't let Prince… whatshisname down."
"Oh, really?" Princess Celestia smirks a little, deciding to test his mettle. "Let's prove that you are as strong as you say, shall we?" As she says that, her horn starts to glow, and several of Shining Armor's soldiers appear around Uncle Ruckus.
"Oh, let's get this party started!" He smiles as he pulls out his nunchaku, then begins to fight the soldiers surrounding him. He does a masterful set of swings with his weapon and other fighting techniques, dodging blows from the soldiers left and right. After a matter of minutes, all the combatants are tuckered out, but Ruckus certainly did prove his strength. As he catches his breath, a masculine voice is heard entering the hallway.
"Whoa, that was incredible!" The voice says as a pure white pony with a blue mane is in awe of Ruckus's fighting prowess. "Name's Prince Shining Armor. Pleased to make your acquaintance!"
"Wha-wha-wha…!" Ruckus stammers as the prince approaches him. "You're the prince who's army I'll be joining?"
"That's right! And I'm expecting great things from you, new recruit." Prince Shining Armor continues, while Ruckus is just in awe at his beautiful whiteness.
"Oh, golly… You are just the most blessed, white creature I have ever done seen. I wish I could have my skin to be half as white as yours." He babbles, while Shining Armor and Celestia look at each other in confusion.
"Either way, we're glad to have you." Celestia says. "As a matter of fact, Ruckus, there were two other beings with similar stature of yours who I am also accommodating at my palace. Would you like to meet them?"
"Oh, certainly." He says, not knowing what to expect. The princess leads Ruckus to a bedroom where, unbeknownst to him, Huey and Riley are inside. She opens the door, and the two kids see Celestia with Uncle Ruckus.
"What!?" Huey gasps.
"Huh!?" Uncle Ruckus shrieks.
"The hell!?" Riley is just as confused.