//------------------------------// // Stinkmeaner: Part 2 // Story: Judo Flip (Clop Clop Clop) // by bignastyshrek //------------------------------// “Now, you two niggas better behave while I’m gone!” An ornery African American granddad says to his two grandchildren before he leaves home to go drinking. “And I’m putting Huey in charge!” “Damn, Granddad! Why you gotta always put Huey in charge!” One of his grandsons comments rudely. “Remember what happened the last time you put him in charge? The house almost got destroyed!” “Only because you spent all our food money on gangsta clothes. I did what anybody would have done.” The other grandson says to his brother Riley. “I don’t care! Just don’t leave the place looking like the next Hiroshima!” Granddad grunts as he leaves the house. Huey turns to his brother Riley. “While granddad is gone, I’m in-“ “Yeah, yeah, I know. Don’t worry about me, I’m just gonna be playing video games the whole time, you won’t even know I’m here.” “Whatever, just stay out of trouble.” Huey says as he sits down on the couch to read about politics and philosophy, while Riley is sitting on the loveseat with a handheld video game system. Suddenly, a small rift appears to form in the living room, slowly getting bigger and bigger. Huey looks up and tries to alert Riley. “Riley, what is that?” “I ain’t falling for it.” “Riley, there’s a portal opening up in our living room right here.” He says as the portal keeps expanding. “Nigga! I know you bullshitting me!” Riley says as he finally looks up and gasps, seeing a green portal being opened up, as suddenly 6 ponies and a small dragon step out. As he sees them, he nearly screams his head off. “Who are you?” Huey asks as he leaps from the sofa and gets in a karate pose. Twilight is the first to speak up. “We mean no harm, but we have a huge problem in our world that only you can solve.”  “That’s right.” Applejack adds. “Have y’all heard the name Stinkmeaner before?” “Stinkmeaner!” Huey exclaims, his jaw dropping and guard lowering. “So he can breach dimensions now? What does he want with you?” “I’m Stinkmeaner and I wanna fuck shit up!” Pinkie Pie says in her impression of Stinkmeaner. “Something like that.” Classic Stinkmeaner. “I don’t care who you are, we need to help you. We can’t let Stinkmeaner keep going crazy.” Huey says, his sense of right taking over. “Pssh, yeah right.” Riley scoffs. “What’s in it for us?” “Whatever you want.” Twilight pleads. “Gold, clothes, gemstones, name your price.” “Aight, I’m in.” Riley admits. “All that sounds nice, when can we leave?” Rainbow Dash pipes in, shoving the two into the portal. “Right now!” “Whoa, wait wait wait! I need my arsenal!” Riley tries halting the ponies, but to no avail, as the two of them are already inside the portal and in Equestria, appearing back in Twilight’s castle, gathering around Twilight’s table. “So, what do you both know about Stinkmeaner?” Spike asks the two humans. “By the way, what are your names?” “He’s a bitch ass nigga, that’s what!” Riley responds furiously, doing hand motions that scare Fluttershy. “Yeah, and I’m Riley Freeman and that’s my punk ass brother Huey Freeman.” Huey rolls his eyes. “Anything actually useful, darlings?” Rarity asks, as Riley gets mad at being called “darling”. “He’s a mean old black man who we killed about a year ago. He somehow came back from the dead afterwards, though, and possessed our friend Tom. We do have an idea of how to stop him.” Huey tactfully explains. “Please tell us, please tell us!” Pinkie Pie begs, and Huey sighs. “What we need to do is find a bad enough monster out there that Stinkmeaner can empathize with. Most likely, what’s fueling his rage is an unfinished nigga moment. However, where there’s harmony and peace, a nigga moment cannot exist.” Huey finishes. “Why can’t we just whoop his ass?” Rainbow Dash asks as she does a few punches while floating. “That ain’t gonna work.” Riley adds, dejectedly. “As much as I’d like to, he trained like a beast in hell. He could take us all on. We need to find someone he can talk to.” “So, the answer is clear. Do you guys know any bad... creatures around here who hate everything?” Huey asks, not sure how to refer to creatures in the other world. “Well, it seems like we’re just the ponies to solve this problem. We know all about friendship and harmony!” Twilight smiles. “We also know just the creature who can sympathize with Stinkmeaner.” “Umm, that’s Queen Chrysalis, right?” Fluttershy asks in her quiet tone of voice. “I’m afraid so, Fluttershy.” Applejack adds, feeling there is no other option. “But where would she be?” Rainbow Dash asks. “Last time we saw her was on a camping trip in the Everfree Forest.” “Then that’s where we’ll look.” Huey commands as he looks outside and sees the ruins of Ponyville, sighing deeply. After that, he follows Twilight and her friends into the Everfree Forest. “So, who is this Queen Chrysalis anyway?” Riley asks. “She’s a Changeling, Riley.” Twilight answers. “Most of the Changelings became good and transformed when we purified their hive, but Chrysalis stayed in her old ugly self.” “Does she hate everyone else?” Huey asks, hoping for a yes so she and Stinkmeaner can sympathize. “Well, unfortunately yes. We’ve tried numerous times to convince her that there’s nothing wrong with having friendships, but she wouldn’t listen.” Twilight responds. “Guys!” Fluttershy says in tone slightly louder than her usual tone. “Look! I found her!” She says as the rest of them see Queen Chrysalis in a heavily wooded area, surrounded by trees, crying. “Queen Chrysalis!” Twilight exclaims as she runs to her alone. “What are you doing here?” “What does it look like?” Chrysalis asks sarcastically. “I have no one to feed on, and no minions after the hive left me. What do you want?” Twilight gets an idea. “I think I know someone who’d love to meet you. I want to help.” “Are you sure?” Chrysalis asks, looking up. “For sure. He’d love to meet you. He loves evil things.” Twilight says as the squad treks back to Ponyville, managing to stay hidden from Stinkmeaner. “Don’t be shy, just talk to him!” Fluttershy insists, shoving her out in Stinkmeaner’s line of sight, through the flames. “Whaddya you want, dumbass pony nyikkuh?” Stinkmeaner says to Chrysalis. “Well, you seem like a pretty bad dude. I like bad dudes.” Chrysalis says, her evil side showing. “Bullshit! Stinkmeaner don’t need no friends!” He growls at Chrysalis, threatening to assault her with his cane. “I insist. I might be a great asset in your destruction. You hate ponies, don’t you?” She says as she shows off her shapeshifting abilities, transforming into different races, such as a pony, a dragon, and finally a copy of Stinkmeaner, causing him to gasp. “Heh, haha! I sure do! I mean, I hate everything in general, but horses quite a lot!” Stinkmeaner does a small laugh, as does Queen Chrysalis. “I hate ponies too!” She giggles evilly with Stinkmeaner, before the group of friends notice Stinkmeaner losing his power as his eyes start glowing. “Whu-wuss happening! Gah! I’ve been tricked! AHHH!!!” He screams as blinding green beams shoot out of his eyes, mouth, and ears. “I know those Freeman boys are behind this! I’m gonna get you two! You hear me! Gahhhh!” He continues as he feels himself descending back down to Hell, leaving Queen Chrysalis in tears while the rest of the Ponyville citizens come out and rejoice. “B-but... We were just warming up! Was this a trick?” Chrysalis asks impatiently. “For lack of a better word,” Applejack says, “Yes.” “I’ll get revenge on you! All of you! And you non-ponies two!” Chrysalis shouts as she looks at the two humans, Huey and Riley, then flies away. “Well, that’s that.” Huey says, glad that Stinkmeaner has been stopped. “Now where’s all that good shit you promised us?” Riley asks brashly. “Princess Celestia!” Twilight Sparkle shouts, looking up and prostrating herself in reverence as she notices Celestia flying down to Ponyville. Huey notices the rest of the ponies and kneels out of respect. “Greetings, Princess Twilight Sparkle.” Princess Celestia commends Twilight on her valiant efforts. “With your efforts combined with those of our friends from outside Equestria, we were able to stop Stinkmeaner.” “It was our honor, Celestia.” Twilight responds. “And you, Huey Freeman.” Celestia approaches the boy and lifts his head. “I know how much you appreciate reading, and I’m here to reward you. All the libraries in Canterlot are now available at your disposal. That is, assuming you’d still like to stay here.” “Count me in.” Huey says, thinking about how much he hates his modern society back home. “Yeah, yeah, she forgets about the nigga who did all the work.” Riley says, just gloating his victory, not even kneeling. “As for you, Riley, we haven’t forgot about your initial request. We’ll have some reward money and clothes for you.” Celestia continues. “Aww, for real! Yesssss!” He smiles, doing a fist pump. Celestia giggles. “We’ll send some ponies to help with the repairs for Ponyville. In the meantime, you two can stay in Canterlot with me.” “I dunno what Canterlot is, but awesome! We getting to hang out with a real princess!” Riley says, smiling.