Throughout all the reaches of Equestria, there have been countless monsters that have threatened peace there. Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, Tirek, Cozy Glow, the Storm King, and more reigned and were eventually defeated or pacified by the group we call the Mane 6. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity thought they could handle anything. But little did they know, their world was about to change forever, as a brand new villain, the likes of which have never been seen before, was about to show up in Equestria.
Princess Twilight Sparkle was hard at work in her school in Ponyville, managing the daily activities, designing friendship lessons for all the students, and making sure everyone gets along. Meanwhile, the rest of the ponies are out doing what they do best. Applejack was harvesting apples at Sweet Apple Acres. Pinkie Pie was serving treats to her customers at Sugar Cube Corner. Fluttershy was tending to the animals in need at her animal sanctuary. Rainbow Dash was doing Wonderbolt training for a new show. Rarity was working on new outfits at the Carousel Boutique.
Pinkie Pie was on her way to deliver some tasty baked goods to a customer when she sees a strange creature in the distance. It appears to be a tall, bipedal creature with brown skin and a balding head, with a cane. Pinkie dismisses it as nonsense and delivers the goods. After the delivery, however, the creature appears almost right in front of her.
“Whaddaya think you’re doing, pussy punk bitch?” He asks, pointing his cane at her.
“Oooh! Is that a traditional greeting where you’re from? I’ve never seen you around here! I’m Pinkie Pie! What’s your name?” She asks, shaking the man’s hand.
“Colonel muthafuckin Stinkmeaner didn’t come here to make friends!” He slaps her hand away as she tries to shake it. “He came here to FUCK SHIT UP!”
“Surely there’s something you need? What will it take to make you smile? I’ve helped everypony in this town, and I’m sure I can help you!” She giggles, oblivious to his true intentions.
“You can help yourself by getting yo ass the FUCK outta here! Go on, shoo!” He says rudely as he hits her with his cane repeatedly, causing her to shriek.
“Ouch! That’s no way to greet friends!” She squeaks as she scrunches up into a ball on the ground.
“Fuck you horse muthafuckas! Imma tear this whole place down to the ground!” He adds rudely, beating her up more.
“I just wanted to be friends!” She cries as she runs to Twilight’s castle for help on this situation.
Shortly after, everyone is gathered at Twilight’s castle. All the Mane 6 are there, as well as Starlight, but Pinkie Pie is sobbing in her chair.
“Whoa, Pinkie Pie!” Twilight is startled. “What’s got you so down?”
“It’s... there was some mean guy earlier! I just wanted to be friends with him, and he beat me up!” She says, choking back tears.
“Calm down, sugar cube.” Applejack says as she pats Pinkie’s back. “It’s probably just Cranky Doodle having another bad day.”
“Oh, darling.” Rarity comments as she watches. “We just need to talk to him. Surely we can get him to understand.”
“That’s the ticket!” Starlight Glimmer adds as she speaks up.
“Yes, I agree!” Fluttershy adds, flying overhead. “If one of my animals has a bad day, I just let them talk, and they always feel better.”
“Umm, guys?” Rainbow blurts, taking a look outside the castle and into the town of Ponyville. “If that’s who we’re talking about, I don’t think reason is an option.” As the rest of the mane 6 look, they see flames outside consuming most of the buildings and ponies running around panicking. However, they also see a silhouette of what doesn’t look like a pony.
“That’s him!” Pinkie screams as she sees the man through the fire. “What should we do, Twilight?”
“We’re going to need to call the princesses. They’d know what to do.” She says as her dragon friend Spike runs in quickly and belches out a letter.
“I just got this from the princesses!” He hurriedly squeaks as he catches his breath, and Twilight picks it up.
“Dear Princess Twilight.” She says, reading the letter. “We are afraid the calamity has reached Ponyville. This mission is not one that can be so easily solved with just the 7 of you ponies and Spike. You will need to breach dimensions to solve this problem. First you will need to gather something belonging to the monster to find what dimension it hails from, then you will cast the enclosed spell to be transported to his dimension. Once there, you will need to recruit help in that dimension who can help you fight the beast, who is known as Stinkmeaner.” She reads in shock.
“Well, what are we waiting for?” Applejack blurts. “We can’t let Equestria get burned up. Let’s go out there and find something of his! We’ll meet back at the castle in a few minutes.” She says as all the ponies run outside the castle in separate directions to find a tool they can use. Each of the ponies searches discreetly for something belonging to Stinkmeaner, not wanting to be found by the crazy old nigga. After a few minutes pass, all the ponies are gathered at the castle.
“No luck at the ruins of Golden Oak Library.” Twilight says as she hangs her head, dejectedly.
“Nothing at Sweet Apple Acres either.” Applejack shakes her head.
“No dice at Sugar Cube Corner!” Pinkie Pie sits down, hooves crossed.
“I couldn’t find anything near Carousel Boutique!” Rarity says, starting to tear up.
“Turns out nobody in Cloudsdale even knows about this menace!” Rainbow Dash comments.
“Well, the animals did find this.” Fluttershy says softly as she hands Pinkie Pie a lock of gray hair that didn’t come from anyone’s mane.
“Hey, what’s this? Gray hair?” She picks it up and sniffs it. “I know every pony and animal in town and what their manes and fur smell like, and I know for a fact that this isn’t any of theirs! This has to belong to Stinkmeaner!”
“Great, great.” Rainbow Dash adds brashly. “I did not need to know that. Now let’s cast that spell and recruit some help!”
Following that encounter, they run back inside the castle and prepare a circle, placing Stinkmeaner’s hair in the middle as Twilight casts the spell enclosed in the letter. Equestria will never be the same again.