//------------------------------// // Equestria experienced a cultural Kirby revolution? // Story: What If... // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// "Kirby is my elastic waistband." "Pinkie, you don't even wear pants!" "I do now! Kirby told me to do it!" "Kirby? Who's Kirby?" "Kirby the Elastic Waistband!" "..." A pink blob of infinite S U C C ate his way through the front doors of Sugarcube Corner. "That's Kirby. Hi!" Pinkie squealed, waving a hoof. Kirby inhaled the entire shop. "Bro, did you just see that?" background pony #3556872 exclaimed, "That pink blob just inhaled an entire shop." "I know, right?" "Yeah." "You could start a religion out of this." "Already did," background pony #3556872 smirked, donning his pink cloak as he trotted towards the new god of Equestria, Kirby. It took roughly a decade before Equestria found itself worshipping their new god of infinite consumption.