"Kirby is my elastic waistband."
"Pinkie, you don't even wear pants!"
"I do now! Kirby told me to do it!"
"Kirby? Who's Kirby?"
"Kirby the Elastic Waistband!"
A pink blob of infinite S U C C ate his way through the front doors of Sugarcube Corner.
"That's Kirby. Hi!" Pinkie squealed, waving a hoof.
Kirby inhaled the entire shop.
"Bro, did you just see that?" background pony #3556872 exclaimed, "That pink blob just inhaled an entire shop."
"I know, right?"
"You could start a religion out of this."
"Already did," background pony #3556872 smirked, donning his pink cloak as he trotted towards the new god of Equestria, Kirby.
It took roughly a decade before Equestria found itself worshipping their new god of infinite consumption.