//------------------------------// // Breaking Starlight // Story: Break the System // by Wild Wire //------------------------------// Okay, so we're back in the cave, once again with nothing to do. Hopefully Twilight doesn't have a way to track me or anything, but I hope even more that Spike takes my side on things, or at least tries to talk to Twilight and convince her I'm not evil incarnate. Starlight clears her throat. "So, what exactly happened? One minute I was looking through Twilight's room, and the next I'm in a small puddle of water with you." She asks. "I was caught but I escaped and pulled you out with me." I simply say. "Wait, they saw you!?" She yells, the words echoing in the empty cave. "Yep, I was hanging out with Spike, eating food, and then Twilight ran in and chased me down a hall. I pulled a new ability out of my ass and escaped. It was kind of fun!" I say excitedly, remembering how thrilling it was to be launched out of a castle at what was nearly the speed of sound. "Oh, and don't worry, they didn't even know you were there." I add. "Oh, I thought you were going to blow my cover." She says, before thinking for a moment. "Wait, what exactly are your abilities?" "Oh boy, It would take a while to list them all, so I'm just going to describe what I've used so far. I can teleport myself and others, create anything, make every living thing ignore me as if I don't even exist, I can absolutely fuck with stairs and use them to build up speed, make myself literally indestructible, I can emit audio from my being, use water to completely avoid any damage from falling and I can freeze time." Starlight begins to look at me skeptically. "Okay then, make a portal." She says. "Alrighty." I pause and within the console I type 'give_portalgun', before unpausing once again. Starlight looks at the Aperture Portal Gun in my hand as I aim it at a wall. Then I pull the trigger. The portal hits the wall with a sci-fi noise and instantly dissipates. "Uh, hold up for a moment." I say to starlight, her looking smug while I pause again. I switch back to the console and type 'sv_portal_placement_never_fail 1' and unpause again. "I knew you couldn't-" I fire again, just below my feet. The orange oval shaped portal appears succesfully this time. Starlight's eyes widen, before she looks at me with a deadpan expression. "That portal obviously doesn't lead anywhere, you're literally standing on it." She says, pointing to my feet. "Uh, obviously! I haven't placed the other portal yet!" I say, aiming the gun above my head. Here we go! I fire. Immediately I begin to fall into the orange portal and out of the blue one, landing straight back into the orange one again over and over and over. "WOOOO! PERPETUAL MOTION BITCH!" I yell as the air rushes past me. Starlight just watches me fall with a dumbfounded expression. "W-Wait, how are you going to get out of that?" She asks me as I continue yelling. "I'LL JUST DO THIS! NOCLIP!" I command, immediately freezing myself in the air. I then move forward a bit, out from over the portal. "Noclip." I command a second time, dropping myself onto the ground. Starlight continues to look at me confusedly, before I begin to think of something to completely break her, and maybe even make a new friend. Muahahahahaha. "Pause." As soon as I pause, I begin to slowly type the command for dramatic effect. "ulx bring Discord" Enter. Suddenly a white box appears in my vision. 'Something is creating script errors' ...What? I retype the command. 'Something is creating script errors' Damn! I guess cheats still aren't any match for Discord, although if I'm weaker than him, and he's weaker than the Elements of Harmony, then I could be turned to stone or something if they're used against me... Huh. I decide to unpause- "1 Update(s) are available. Download?" Already? Cool! I accept the download, and immediately I feel... how do I describe it? Loose? Less constrained? I check the new popup. "//Changelog +Added the ability to alter the bones and meshes of your body on the fly. +Added the ability to use Garry's Mod addons, as long as you understand how they made them work. +Added Sonic 3 debug mode. -Removed Herobrine." Oh shit boy, I can shape shift AND use addons!? This keeps getting better and better! Although I don't know what I would use debug mode for. Maybe I'll mess with the gravity reversing thing? Oh well. Let's test this addon thing real quick. I begin to think of a certain addon that will allow me to freeze time without pausing, allowing me to move. Really all they did was have all velocity rapidly decrease for everything and disable thinking for all NPCs... OH and it froze their animations and other players too. And I felt it. A sort of extra information attaching itself to my brain. "Hohoho, lets try this shit!" I unpause and begin to ask Starlight a question. "Want to see something cool?" "Uh sure?-" I interrupt her with the magic words. "ZA WARUDO!" Instead of time just halting to a stop with no real indication, my vision warps and all the colors invert, before quickly desaturating, becoming dull. I sprint towards Starlight and stop right in front of her, before it runs out, and time begins to flow again. "WRYYYYYYYY!" I scream. "GAH!" She falls, startled to death by my amazing abilities. "Hahahahahahah! Gotchya! WOO!" I laugh. She just glares at me, before lighting her horn and preparing a spell. "Oh shit." The beam hits me, and all the sudden I begin to shrink down. "Aw come on, it was funny!" I say, my voice progressively getting higher pitched as I say it. "No it wasn't!" She yells. I decide to end the shrinking with another command. "ent_fire !self setmodelscale 1" I return to normal size and the shrinking stops as well. She just glares harder. "Well," I start, "That was fun, but now I'm tired, I'm gonna take a nap." "You better hope I don't teleport you into a volcano." She threats. "Honestly, since I'm literally indestructible, that would probably just feel like a hot bath to me... I might try that actually!" I say, before laying down, pausing and saving. I think I can sleep while paused, so I'll be up and ready to go in no time... LITERALLY! And with that I sleep.