Chapter 1
Introductions
Use your new abilities wisely
“Great, an ethereal voice tells me weird shit while falli-“ there’s no wind, I’m not falling... I'm on a hard surface though
I slowly open my eyes, don’t know how long I’ve been out. As the sunlight hits my vision, I raise my arm to shield my self from the unforgiving rays.
I let my eyes adjust and... “what the fu...?” why do I have a controller tattoo on the back of my hand? I quickly get up and take in my surroundings.
“Well then...” I’m not in Kansas no mo’
I’m surrounded by medieval looking buildings, but high class medieval, and there appears to be no one around
“I guess I should find someone,” I look around and start walking towards the larger street, “Higher chance of finding someone”
While walking, I look at the buildings and, for some reason, I’m observing more about them that I would normally pay attention to. I’m noticing bricks sticking out of the walls, how some windows have a lip big enough to use as support, etc.
“Creature, stop in the name of the sun!!”
Creature? I begin to turn around, “There is no need for name...” That is not human ”... calling...” What the hell am I looking at?
Looks like a white horse wearing golden armour, but it’s anthropomorphic... Something in my mind clicks, Suddenly in a story, then possibly die, now anthro guard... wait, white horse in golden armour... OH COME ON?! I should mention that right now there is a spear about two inches from my nose.
“Well you can talk, it will be easy to communicate. Now creature come peacefully”
So I’m in someone’s MLP fan-fic, who knows how sadistic that bitch is! And with that I turn tail and run
At the end of the street four more guards round the corner; now I’m boxed in; I look to my right to spot an alleyway, which I gratefully take. The alley ends on a wall and now I’m trapped. I look back to see the first guard rounding the corner.
“You have nowhere to run!! Surrender now!” He’s gonna get me, shit. Shit!
I start to look around for any possible way out, only to see the walls are covered with bricks sticking out... That’s it, inner Etzio don’t fail me now, I start to climb the wall.
“Don’t do that!! You will hurt yourself!” Now he sounds worried, should I worry?
One hour later
Shit the story’s back! I’ve been running for too long now, my legs are tired, they hurt, and my arms feel like they’re going to fall off any minute now.
For the past hour I’ve been running and jumping rooftop to rooftop just avoiding the guards, I’ve actually made it to the opposite side of the city. After getting onto the roofs, I noticed the white-gold spires of the castle, confirming my suspicion. I was most definitely in an anthro version of MLP
I hear a pop, I blink and before I can open my eyes, I hit something solid even though there was no wall there.
“Ow, What did I...” before me stands the Princess of the Sun, Celestia herself “...hit...?”
Princess Celestia, is a white mare Alicorn, and pretty tall, like three inches taller than me more or less. She has an ever-flowing multicoloured hair- I guess mane, and tail that sparkle a bit. She’s wearing a white long dress, a golden crown, neckpiece, bracelets and... horseshoes?... that cover the front of her hooves.
“I had my fun watching you avoid my guards, but that’s enough. And you probably need to rest”
she really sound motherly... wow... I’m going to act a bit dazed, not sure how it will play out
“Yes, mom,” I say holding my head, I hear a chuckle from her, then look at her and act surprised, “Oh! I’m sorry,” I try to stand but my legs give out, Great I lost my momentum
“Don’t over exert yourself more than you have,” her horn begins to glow, and now my vision is all yellow- Oh! She’s picking me up! Of course! “Do you think you can walk?”
I see what she’s doing, making me feel safe, I’ll play along, “I don’t think so”
“Your highness,” That’s one of the guards, “We found this creature-“
“Human,” If I go to the dungeon, at least I want to be called the right species
“This CREATURE-,“ this time the Princess interrupts him
“Have some respect General,” Still motherly, how does she do that? "I am sure he did not mean to cause a commotion"
“Of course Princess Celestia! This cr-human was in the housing district and ran from our guards”
“Well if you wake up in a strange place and your first interaction with the population is a spear to the face, you kind of want to get away from them”
“Is this true general?” She sounds like one of her sons just got caught in the cookie jar. It would be funny if I had not almost lost my head
“I will have to speak with the one who found him. What shall you do with the c-human, you highness?”
“I’ll interrogate him myself, take you leave General,” and with that I feel like my entire body just went through in between two atoms, and now we are in the throne room.