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// Chapter 10 
// Story: My Pet Nightshine 
// by TwiPON3 
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We didn't get the chance to meet any more of our teachers, but after what Nightshine and myself experienced, the surprise wouldn't be an ugly one.

"Have you ever played bishop?" I said, walking with Nightshine out to the front of the school.

"Huh?"

"Five Finger Fillet? Nerve? Stabscotch? Stab between the fingers game?"

"I've heard of it."

"Well," I took a knife from my pantleg, "The object of the game is to try and not stab yourself."

"Show me?"

I sat down and sang while I stabbed between my fingers.

Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop
If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out
But all the same, I play this game, cause that's what its all about
Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
I'm picking up the speed
And If I hit my fingers then my hand will start to bleed

I slammed the knife away from my hand as I said the last word.

"I think the point's pretty clear," I said, giving him the knife.

He started his turn.

Oh, I still have my hoof, the knife goes chop chop chop
If I stab my foreleg with the blade, then it will come off
And if I stab my foreleg, the blood will soon com-

"HI!!" a bubbly voice said.

He screamed at the new voice, accidentally flinging the knife at me and making a gash in my arm.

"Shit! Shit that hurts!"

"God!!"

"Pinkie Pie, Darling!"

Snapping up, the new voice belonged to a pink werewolf.

"Rarity! I just wanted to meet the new guys!"

The second voice belonged to a white Satyr.

"How many times have we told you, Pinkie Pie," a blue harpy, wings seperate from her arms, before looking down, "Is that stabscotch?"

"Care to join?"

"Hell, yeah!"

"When your Vice-Principal gets through in there, we need to leave."

"Alright," she said, "I'm a champion at this. Name's Rainbow Dash, by the way."

"Ah. I'm Midnight Fang, and this is Nightshine," I looked at humanified pink werewolf, "That you made lose earlier," I looked back at Rainbow Dash, "Go ahead."

She showed off a few tricks and stopped a few minutes in after almost stabbing herself.

"Beat that."

I picked the knife up and showed off, throwing it in the air, moving my hand around the blade.

Oh, ich habe alle meine Finger
Das Messer geht CHOP CHOP CHOP
Wenn ich die Zwischenräume vermisse, werden meine Finger los
Und wenn ich meine Finger stoße, kommt das Blut bald raus
Trotzdem spiele ich dieses Spiel, denn darum geht es
Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Ich beschleunige
Und wenn ich meine Finger stoße, fängt meine Hand an zu bluten

And in Soviet Russia!

O, u menya yest' vse moi pal'tsy
Nozh idet CHOP CHOP CHOP
Yesli ya propushchu promezhutki mezhdu nimi, moi pal'tsy otorvutsya
I yesli ya udaryu pal'tsami, krov' skoro vyydet
No vse ravno ya igrayu v etu igru, potomu chto eto to, chto vse o
O, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Ya nabirayu skorost'
I yesli ya udaryu pal'tsami, moya ruka nachnet krovotochit'

I did a handstand and ridiculously stupid and dangerous things with the knife.

All my limbs are on me while I keep my stand!
But if I loose my balance, then the knife will fall and kill me
But FUCK IT 'cause I'm entertained!

Oh, I have all my fingers
The knife goes CHOP CHOP CHOP
If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon gush out
But all the same, I play this game, cause that's what its all about!

I finished standing up, balancing the knife's blade on my index finger, but found out I had gotten everyone's attention when I opened my eyes and took the knife and set it down, "Uh..."

"Dude," Rainbow Dash said in awe, "How long have you done that?"

"Since the 90s?"

"Fang," the girl with flame-colored hair said, "You've been at it for only twenty years?"

"Wrong century. I was born in 1876."

"YOU'RE the Stabgod? I heard rumors that he jumped off of the face of the earth in the 60s!"

"Stabgod," I laughed, "That's a name I haven't been by since Gloria Gaynor sang I Will Survive."

"Show me that trick some time!"

I saw Luna coming out of the school, so I ran over to her, Nightshine following me, "Yeahsurelaterbye!"