//------------------------------//
// Entry 31 
// Story: Owner Of A Lonely Heart 
// by AlwaysDressesInStyle 
//------------------------------//

Dear Diary,

As Ponyville Days Pony of Ceremonies, I was in the perfect position to meet the stallion of my dreams: Trenderhoof.

And of course he only has eyes for Applejack.  Applejack of all ponies!  Can you believe that, Diary?  And of course that imbecilic redneck isn't interested in the handsomest travel writer in all Equestria.  No, she can't be bothered.  That would take her away from the menial work of farming.

I wanted to throttle her, Diary, I really did.  But she couldn't help Trend falling head over hooves for her any more than I could help him not falling head over hooves for me.  With the benefit of hindsight, I suppose she wishes she could have changed the target of her affections to me just to get both of us out of her mane.

Love,
Rarity

...Please, somepony love Rarity.  Please?  Is that too much to ask?