//------------------------------// // Twilight and Spike The Purple Duo // Story: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Mass Production Edition: The Thud Story // by ForeverCaseInPoint //------------------------------// Twilight Sparkle woke up at Ponyville. Spike is now awake. Pink is waiting. Twilight sighs. Pink gasped before she left like a blur. Twilight and Spike have got up to their feethooves. A letter burps out of Spike. "I guess we read it." said Spike. "My dearest most faithful student Twilight, you know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely, But you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!" Thud... The sound of Twilight screamed in surprise can be heard, but as Spike turned to its source, there's nobody here. Thud... Twilight fell in the water mud. "*giggles* Uh, excuse me. *giggles* Let me help you." said the mudded rainbow haired pegasus who tried rain after. "Oops. I guess I overdid it. Um. Uh. How about this? My very own patented Rain Blow Dry." Rain Blow Dry closes her eyes as she descends slowly to the ground. "No no, don't thank me. You're quite welcome." The mud dried off, but Twilight still lays there, now with hair in a similar style to the pink pony's hair. Rain Blow Dry sees this as she opened her eyes. She cannot contain her laughter anymore as she falls down. Spike fell down laughing at the sight of Twilight. Once they're done laughing, Rain Blow Dry waved her hoof near Twilight Sparkle. "*giggles* you ok there?" The sound of Twilight is dizzy is made from Twilight. "Seeing clouds?" asked Rain Blow Dry. "Clouds." Rain Blow Dry waved her hoof near Twilight Sparkle again. "Clouds in the sky." said Twilight "Yeah, yeah. That'll be a snap. I'll do it in a jiffy..." "I see them." "just as soon as I'm done practicing." That's Twilight's cue to try and get up, but to no avail. She was hit by scramble power. She even sounds scrambled trying to respond. "Training for the wonder bolts of course! They're gonna preform at the celebration tomorrow, and I'm gonna show em my stuff!" "Stuff?" "Yep." "Wonderbolts?" "Yep." "Most. talen...ted..." Thud... Twilight falls asleep. "*giggles* That's them." said Rain Blow Dry. "So many prophecies. They had to deal with so many prophecies because she didn't listen!" sleepsaid Twilight. "Let me clear your clouds." said Rain Blow Dry before she cleared those clouds in one hoof swipe. Twi's mind is blown, and does not see clouds in the sky anymore even though clouds are still in the sky. Then the everlasting night rammed at Twilight. Thud... Twilight Sparkle woke up at Ponyville. She finally managed to shake it off. She then see Rain Blow Dry in front of her and the clouds in the sky above her and the grass below her and the houses surrounding her and Spike beside her. The last she sees something like this is when Spike was reading the letter. Her hair is given the same treatment as pink pony's hair. Spike gives it a flick and giggles, bringing it to Twilight's attention, who then turned to Rain Blow Dry and asked "You're Rain Blow Dry? And you will show Wonder Bolts your tornadoing the clouds away stuff?" Thud, thud... The sky pegasus and Spike can't hold their laughter anymore as they have another round of laughter. "*sigh* I must have stopped the mare in the moon prophecy in my sleep and took my sweet time." said Twilight. After some time, "Watch this!" as the sky pegasus clears the clouds. "Loop de loop around and wham! What I say? Ten seconds flat! I never leave Ponyville hangin." Two minds are blown. "*small laughter* You should see the look on your face! *small laughter* You're a laugh Twilight Sparkle. I can't wait to hang out some more." "Oh my stars! Darling! What happened to your quirfure?!" "Wait where are we going? Help!" said Twilight as Spike followed suit in infatuation of the suddenly appeared Miss White. Then dress ups happened. "Now go on my dear, you were telling me where you're from." "Canterlot." Twilight squeezed out of her squeezed body. Snap! Thud, thud... "Canterlot?! Oh I am so envious! The glamor, the sophistication! I've always dreamed of living there! I can't wait to hear all about it! We're gonna be the best of friends you and I... Emerald?! What was I thinking? Let me get you some rubies!" "Get us outside, quick!" said Twilight. Once the duo are outside, a scream echoes outside. "Oh what now?!" asked Twilight, thinking somepony is in danger, running to the source. She and Spike are led to some sort of more naturic place. She had to stealth through just to be careful. They reached the thin multi-branch tree, surrounded only by a few plants within a city distance, where they see birds singing and the yellow music nature pegasus. Twilight continues her stealth search while Spike just walks out. "Twilight?" yelled Spike. The yell shocked the birds and the music nature pegasus. The scream from the music nature pegasus is so familiar to that scream from earlier, that it makes Twilight know that earlier scream came from the music nature pegasus. She will have to get Spike out of that trouble Spike got himself into at the right time. "*gasp* A baby dragon! *All else is forgotten! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!* *speedflies till inside Spike's personal space* Ooh, I never seen a baby dragon before! He's so cute!" "Well well well!" Spike told the hiding Twilight in his pride. "Oh my! He talks! I didn't know dragons can talk. That's just so increadibly wonderful. I, I just don't even know what to say!" And so, Twilight left through the trees in despair only to meet a red wall of wood by collision. Thud... Twilight Sparkle woke up at a farm, S-H-A-K-I-N-G. An introduction and convince for a sample later, Twilight ate it all. The chair broke under the weight of too much pie in her belly. Thud... Time has passed. She stayed for brunch, her stomach just emptied, her body now covered in a small gentle layer seen only in her personal space. After Twilight and hat pony made their see ya laters, she search for Spike only to meet a giant tree. It has a door. She opened it and entered. The door closed itself. "Surprise!" said ponies as lights turned on. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were you were you huh huh huh?" "*the sigh of deep frustration* I've lost Spike." said Twilight. "Oh that's silly! What kind of a welcome party would this be if it's quiet? I mean DUH! BORING!..." Thud... "...You see,..." Twilight got up. "...I saw you when you first got here remember? You were all hello and I was all "Huaaaauuhhh!" remember? You see I never saw you before and if I never saw you before that means you're new cause I know everypony and I mean everypony in Ponyville and if you're new then you hadn't met anyone yet and if you hadn't met anyone yet you must not have any friends and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely and that made me so sad and I had an idea and that's why I went "Huaaaauuhhh!" I just throw a great ginormus superduper spectacular welcome party to invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!" And Twilight sees Spike with the five ponies. Her eyes sparked as Twilights gasped in relization. Then she sings and drinks. "Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains Shenandoah River..." "Are you alright sugarcube?" asked hat pony "*hic*... Life is old there Older than the trees Younger than the mountains Blowin' like a breeze *drunk from all that sample food and drinking* *southern accent from here* *does not notice anyone else now* Country Roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain momma Take me home, country roads..." She recalls her time with The Princess at this point. "...All my memories gathered 'round her Miner's lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted in the sky Misty taste of moonshine Teardrops in my eye..." Everypony notice teardrops in Twi's eyes. "...Country Roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain momma Take me home, country roads..." Her home was once Canterlot where she once heard her mother's voice. "...I hear her voiiiice In the morrrnin' hoooour she caaaalls me The raadio remiiindes me of my home faaaar awaaay..." Her home is now this weird city its inhabitants call Ponyville. "...And driiiivin' doown the roooad I get a feeelin' That I should've been home yesterdaaaaay, yeEesteEerdaaaAaAayyy!... *really drunk at this point* ...Country RoOoOoOoOoadss, taAake me hoOoOoOoOoOme ToOo the plaAaAaAaAacce I beloOoOoOoOong West VrgiIiniaAaAaAaAaAa, moOountain mammaaAaAaAaAaA TaAake me hoOoOoOoOome, coOountry roOoOoOoOoOadss... ...Country RoOoOoOoOoads, taAake me hoOoOoOoOoOme ToOo the plaAaAaAaAacce I beloOoOoOoOong West VrgiIiniaAaAaAaAaAa, moOountain mammaaAaAaAaAaA TaAake me hoOoOoOoOome, coOountry roOoOoOoOoOads... ...why don' ya TaAake me hoOoOoOoOome, coOountry roOoOoOoOoOadss... ...why don' ya TaAake me hoOoOoOoOome, coOountry roOoOoOoOoOadss... ...why don' ya TaAake me hoOoOoOoOome, coOountry roOoOoOoOoOadss... ...why don' ya TaAake me hoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOome,... ...coOountry roOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoadsss." The world spins around her. Thud.