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(Dr. Proselytize) So, Mr. Calzone.
Pineapple.
(Dr. Proselytize) So, Pineapple, your wife tell me you’ve had trouble sleeping?
Y-yeah. I’ve been having strange dreams and…
(Dr. Proselytize) And what?
And I’ve been hearing voices.
(Dr. Proselytize) Voices?
I know I sound crazy, but I hear this faint voice on the breeze. It tell me to do things.
(Dr. Proselytize) Mmhmm, I see. What does it tell you to do?
Kill ponies.
(Dr. Proselytize) Are you considering acting upon these suggestions?
No! I’d never kill a pony.
(Dr. Proselytize) Good, good. So about the dreams?
I’ve had the dreams for a few months now. I’m this cold and calculated killer. Slaughtering thousands. More recently there is one where She–
(Dr. Proselytize) It's a she?
Yes. She is captured by someponies up in the Hoof and….violated in unspeakable ways.
(Dr. Proselytize) Are you the one violating or being violated?
I’m...her.
(Dr. Proselytize) Well it's probably just wartime stress disorder. It's a fairly common affliction in these troubled times. I believe there is an opening for treatment this afternoon. If that’s alright?
Y-yeah. If you think it's the best course of action.
(Dr. Proselytize) Fantastic. Happy to help you get through this Pineapple. Is there anything else troubling you?
Yes actually. I met a strange pony and he told me I’m an earthpony.
(Dr. Proselytize) Well, you are. So why does this bother you?
**magic sound**
(Dr. Proselytize) Oh my that is not good. **magic discharge sound**
**thud**
(Dr. Proselytize) I was wrong, Pineapple, we can’t wait for this afternoon. The conditioning appears to be faltering. Probably a problem with the personality. That accident you had didn’t help.
Wwff arw woo doeng?
(Dr. Proselytize) Helping you. **magic sound** Oof, your time as Pineapple has made you heavy.
**Several minutes of trotting**
(Three Cheese Calzone) Was it as we feared?
(Dr. Proselytize) Yes. She’s remembering and she’s been using magic, but is not facing the trauma in any way that would let me recommend not imprinting her again.
(Three Cheese Calzone) Then do it. Make sure HE doesn't revert again. She has secrets that we must keep.
(Dr. Proselytize) Will do Mr. Calzone, sir. **magic sound**
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