Spike, the Floydian

by King Genesis


BONUS: The Dark Side of the Moon (Part 2)

Time

Nothing. Just wind. Did Mr. Cake scammed me with this again? No, please!... Calm down, Spike! The tracklist says that this is the fourth song: Time. Such a deep meaning for a simple word...

Suddenly, I hear alarm clocks and I instantly jump because of the fear. Oh, for Celestia! There are more and more strange sounds! What's this?

"Spike! What happened? What are those clock sounds?" asks Twilight, downstairs. I have to make an excuse now.

"Um, nothing Twi! The box has just fallen! I grabbed it and nothing happened to it! It's OK!"

Twilight doesn't answer to me... now, going back to the song, I'm hearing pleasant beats, I that a bass? A guitar? I'm hearing some drums, that only make me more desperate than before... Come on, the music passed to electronic sounds in "On the Run" to a long drum solo? I wish Mr Cake had a better disc than th-

And then, someone started singing.

Since the first moment that the voice appeared in the song, I stopped talking. It was incredible. Choruses, guitar solos, and also very emotional lyrics. Afterwards, I realized something: I wasted so much time of my life in worrying about problems from others: Books for Twilight, Dresses for Rarity... even I waste time with Princess Celestia... Argh! And now Twilight is knocking at the door! What does she want?

"Spike?" she says. "That's clearly NOT a musical box. What are you listening to?"

Oh no. Not now, when I started to take a different look to my life! Oh, calm down, you little dragon, don't be nervous. She won't study the machine!

The Great Gig in the Sky

Time stops. And from nowhere, a piano starts playing.

"Oh! Is that a piano? It sounds so good!" she shouts with a smile on her face. "What kind of magic is that?"

I have to tell her the truth now. No time for excuses!

"Well, um... It's a thing that plays music."

"What kind of magic is that? Ler me study it."

"No! Twilight, don't you dare!"

Twilight looks at me with a confusing sight.

"Something happened, Spike? Why are you so upset?"

It's time to reveal my true feelings!

"Because I realized that I don't have anything that characterizes me... I don't like anything because I'm always at your orders, Twilight! And if it's not you, it's Rainbow Dash, or Rarity, or Fluttershy, or Celestia, or this whole fuckin' town!"