Kakarot yawned as he stood up off his bed. He looked around, eyes still half closed. Even though the saiyan was still sleepy, he went to his armor and took it. Although constantly wearing an armor was strange, everyone got used to it and Kakarot never did explain why he wore it so much. Maybe because he was used to training and fighting every day.
As he put his armor on, he noticed something weird… He was hearing voices, as if someone was panicking and shouting. He blinked several times he realized it was indeed happening and that the origin of the voices was none other than Twilight and Spike’s!
Kakarot quickly went down, only to see his two friends trying to get rid of some small colorful flies.
“What is happening?” He asked as he raised an eyebrow.
“Those things are multiplying and eating everything!” Spike yelled while panicking trying to flee from the creatures.
“We’ll never be able to welcome Princess Celestia like this! It’s going to be a disaster!” Twilight exclaimed as she put her hooves on her eyes.
Kakarot remembered now, Princess Celestia had to come today for a reason he couldn’t remember though. He didn’t insist more and pointed a finger at these little creatures, then shot a small yellow energy beam that disintegrated one fly. He proceeded to do the same to the rest of them at such a speed that Spike, and Twilight couldn’t even clearly see his finger moving. Only after mere seconds, all the creatures were turned to dust.
“Well, that’s that,” Kakarot said as he dusted off his armor, “What were these things?”
“Thanks, Celestia, you were there Kakarot!” Twilight said, relieved to see these animals die, “To answer your question: I don’t know. They suddenly appeared from who knows where!”
“Well, they’re not going to disturb us further, so I guess I’ll be going. I need to train more,” Kakarot replied before flying off of the library.
“Wait!” Twilight shouted as she tried to follow him, but it was already too late: he was gone. Twilight groaned as she sat on the floor, “I have a bad feeling about this.”
“Everything should be ready soon, so why didn’t you want to train with Kakarot today? You have time you know,” Spike asked the lavender unicorn.
Twilight had decided, yesterday, that she wouldn’t train with Kakarot until Princess Celestia come to Ponyville, have a great day, and then go back to Canterlot. However, it was unnecessary to stay here just to see how the preparations would go. Of course, Twilight being always under pressure, would hold her back from doing what she wanted: training with Kakarot… and Rainbow Dash. Yes, the rainbow maned pegasus wanted to shoot laser beams and fly as fast as Kakarot.
“Spike, you don’t understand! I have to make sure everything is perfect! Or else the Princess will be mad and disappointed!” Twilight panicked as she shook Spike with her hooves. Spike sighed and didn’t respond. However, he saw one of the small creatures from earlier, behind Twilight.
“Uh… Twilight? Behind you,” Spike said as he pointed at the creature. Twilight turned around and gasped when the fly started multiplying again.
“Oh, no! Kakarot must have forgotten one!” She exclaimed as an army of these started forming itself.
***
Kakarot stopped at a stand to buy several fruits. He loved meet, but wanted to try something new; besides, he heard that eating fruits before and after training was good. Although he didn’t know if this was the truth.
As Kakarot was choosing the fruits he wanted to buy, he suddenly felt something bump into him. He turned around and saw a grey pegasus with a yellow mane, seating on the ground. It looked stunned. Kakarot his body was hard, but not enough to knock someone.
“I’m sorry. I didn’t look where I was going,” The grey pegasus said while trying to fly up, but she only managed to bump into the stand.
“Um…” Kakarot started only to be interrupted by the stand falling apart after the pegasus hit it.
“My stand! Grr, get out of here, Derpy!” The pony managing the stand shouted. The now named pegasus sadden at the outburst and tried to fly up again.
Kakarot looked at her as she flew into another pegasus, crashing him with her on the ground. The saiyan sighed and facepalmed. He flew to Derpy and grabbed her.
“Come on, I’ll help ya,” He said as he flew higher.
“Thanks, Kakarot,” Derpy said as he let her fly on her own, now that she was far from other ponies.
“How do you know my name?”
“Everypony in Ponyville knows you. They often talk about you after all,”
“Then I must be pretty famous! They are talking about my unimaginable power and how unique I am to these lands, aren’t they?” Kakarot asked, sporting a prideful smirk, “I understand they might be intimated by my strength, but they shouldn’t be afraid of trying to get my autograph,”
“Oh, no. They’re just saying you are a crazy weirdo,” Derpy said while smiling, unaware of her brutal statement. Kakarot’s smile faded into nothingness and he deadpanned, “I’m Derpy, by the way.”
“Cool… Nice to meet you,” Kakarot grunted before trying to get her statement off his mind, “So, do you mind telling me why you are so… clumsy,” Derpy turned around and stared at him, noticing her eyes, Kakarot started to understand,” Oh, I see! Somepony broke your eyes?”
***
“So, here we are,” Derpy said as she landed in front of her house, “Thanks for the help Kakarot,”
“No need to thank me, I….” Kakarot stopped himself when he heard ponies yelling. He slowly turned around and saw Ponyvillians running after the same kind of flies that were at Twilight’s house, “What the heck is happening? Why is there so much of them?” He asked as he didn’t understand how they couldn’t notice all of this earlier.
“Oh, my Celestia! We must have flown to high to see the state the town is in!” Derpy exclaimed before flying away to her house. However, just like earlier, she flew past it and hit a random store.
Kakarot wanted to facepalm again but decided to fly to his new friend when he was her exit the store, covered in pink jelly.
“Are you okay?” Kakarot asked while helping her to get up.
“I think I am… Oh oh,” Derpy widened her eyes while looking behind the saiyan.
Kakarot turned around and saw thousands of colorful round flies flying towards them, “Don’t panic, but I think they are going to devour you,” Kakarot said calmly to Derpy as she started to fly away, “No worries, the most powerful warrior in the world is going to help you!” Kakarot exclaimed before shooting small Ki attacks to kill the flies.
However, they were multiplying too fast and the saiyan couldn’t shoot bigger attacks or else he’d destroy several houses. He decided to fly to Derpy and grab her under his underarm. He didn’t mind being filthy because of the jelly. However, he needed to get her to the lake and wash that off or else she was going to get eaten.
“I think more are coming, Kakarot!” Derpy exclaimed as she pointed at the others flies. Kakarot gasped as he saw all the rest of them decided to follow him and Derpy.
“I want a real fight! Not these ridiculous little flying balls!” Kakarot yelled while flying outside the town.
The hope of getting rid of those animals and of ending this strange situation, quickly came back as the saiyan saw a large lake close to them.
“Time for you to take a bath,” He said to Derpy that gulped.
“What do you mean?” She asked before getting dropped into the water. She could have stopped herself by flapping her wings; however, because of the way Kakarot dropped her, she was disoriented and couldn’t even think fast enough to react correctly. She fell in the water, splashing the surroundings.
The flies stopped following them and started going back to the town; However, Kakarot shot a kikoha large enough to blow them to nothing. Derpy got her head out of the lake and spat water.
“Did you get them, Kakarot?” She asked as Kakarot helped her fly out the lake, “Thanks,”
“You are welcome. And yes, I got rid of those. Forever.”
“I think we should go back to the town. See how much they caused,” Derpy replied as Kakarot stared at her.
“Don’t worry, I’m sure they can’t do more damage than you.”
***
Kakarot and Derpy were fast to arrive in Ponyville; However, the town wasn’t in the best shape since several houses were pretty much ruined. While Derpy gasped at the sight of this, Kakarot didn’t really care. They both landed on the ground and looked around to see if everyone was fine.
“Kakarot!” A voice shouted. The saiyan turned around and saw Twilight and the other girls running towards him and Derpy. “Hi, Derpy.”
“Hi, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Ra…” Derpy started to greet everyone.
“I think we get it,” Twilight interrupted, “Where were you, Kakarot?”
“Well… you see, I was going to train but…”
“You should have seen what happened earlier! Those weird flies were called parasprites or something, so they were going to eat everything here. And Pinkie got rid of them all by playing with multiple instruments at the same time. It wasn’t that awesome, but still a little bit cool,” Rainbow Dash explained while smiling, Kakarot’s right eye started twitching.
“Wait… By playing instruments? Are you kidding me right now?” Kakarot asked in disbelief.
“I’m proud of you my little ponies,” A voice said from behind. Kakarot turned around and saw Princess Celestia standing there. Everyone except the saiyan quickly bowed to her; however, Twilight hit Kakarot’s leg, giving him a signal. He rolled his eyes and bowed too, “You can raise your heads, my little ponies. You dealt with this disaster appropriately.”
“Are we going to forget the fact that blasting them to hell would have been faster? And that I helped too?” Kakarot asked but was ignored. Strangely, he didn’t mind and shrugged, “Well, as long as I have meat… I think I can just forget about this weird day.”
***
Far from Equestria, in space, two space pods similar to Raditz’s were flying at a high speed.
“Landing on Planet Equus in ten hours,” A synthetic voice said.