//------------------------------// // The party's just getting started // Story: The (supposedly) best night ever // by Quad Ruple //------------------------------// Warning: Satan and sick fetishes are mentioned in this chapter. They are not described though. Well maybe a little on the part about sick fetishes,but nothing serious, but remember that it's a joke and I'm sorry if you find this offensive or something. You wake up on the train and see Canterlot coming into view. The condctor walks by your cabin and you ask how long it's been since you left the train station. "Well, it's been about four hours since we made our departure and it's going to be about fifteen minutes until we reach our destination." he says, proud of the fact that he used big words and continues on his walk. You start to think about that incident with Hefty and his mare and what she could be doing to him right now. Every single time you think back to that moment a cold feeling would race up and down your spine and stomach would feel sick. But you can't help but think what the mare is doing to Hefty at this very moment. You take a look around the cabin and realize that Cloudy isn't with you anymore. She's probably in the restroom or something but you remember that she used it right befoe you left the train station. You decide to go out and look for her and make your way out of the cabin. As you walk out, you feel an agonizing feeling in your lower region and take this as a sign that you have not been to the bathroom in a while. You hurriedly make your way down to the bathoom knocking down anypony that stands in your way. Good thing that the only things standing in your way were fillies and short mares. Anything that was bigger or a stallion would definetly stop you. You enter the restroom and do what you got to do. As you exit the door, you are greeted by angry mares, crying fillies, and stallions. "That's him." screamed one of the mares. "He's the one that pushed me into wall, mommy." cried one the fillies. "He's the one who killed poor Timmy." screamed one of the crying mares. You remembered when you were charging down the halls, you rammed a colt and he went flying out the window. You also remember somepony faintly screaming "TIMMY, NOOOOOOOO!" What kind of name was Timmy anyway? You try to explain why you did all that until you realize that your reason was just plain horrible, so you remain silent. "Your gonna pay for that, bub." says one of the stallions. "Yeah, let's kick his flank." says another. "SACRIFICE!" screams the conductor. Everypony stops and stares at the conductor, who now has an insane look in his eyes. He notices this and quickly regains his composure and calmly states, "We've ran out of coal for the engine and we need something else to burn if we are going to make it to Canterlot on time." Everypony still stares. "Um, okay then, I guess I'll just go find some chairs or something, carry on." he says as walks away accidently dropping a medallion with a pentagram on it. One of the stallions breaks the silence saying, "Okay then, where were we?" The angry stares are now back on you and are closing in. Suddenly one of the stallions chaged right at you, closing in on the kill. You counter this by jumping up onto his back and using your wings to propel yourself over the angry crowd of ponies. You start galloping down the car towards the door that leads to the other car while the mob gives chase. You keep running down the cars which have more ponies that no one cares for at the moment. You're charging through the car but you learned your lesson the first time and start trying to manuver through the crowd of ponies. You make it through the crowd accidently bumping into a few of them but made up for it with a quick apology as you gallop to the door. You close the door behind you and stop to catch your breath. You hear the angry crowd of ponies run into the other crowd of ponies. You hear yelling and screaming from the other car and you start to fear for the worst. But suddenly the yelling stops. There's no crying, screaming, complaining coming from the other car. You become a bit curious and put your ear to the door. You still can't hear anything and you start to walk away until you hear faint moaning coming from the car. You become confused as you wonder why something so angry had become so quiet. As you think about this, the moaning intensifies and you become more curious. So curious that you decided to open the door and take a look. What you saw in the other car scarred you for life. The positions, the ropes, the sick fetishes that you just witnessed in that car have been burned into your mind. You babble like an idiot while your brain tries to process what it had just witnessed. Why did she shove her hoof that far up? How could he bend that way? Were those razorblades that he was chewing? HOW COULD ANPONY FIND PLEASURE IN THAT?! You slowly walk away desperately trying to forget what was in the other car until you bump into Cloudy. "Cloudy it's you!" you say forgetting the unforgettable. "What is it?" she asks with concern in her voice. "Where did you go?" "Oh", she says losing all concern, "I woke up in the engine room where the engineer was trying to use me as fuel by sacrificing me to satan, and to make a long story short, I escaped and I learned that all steamwork relies on demon magic." You face deadpans as you remember the situation with the conductor. "So what have you been up to." she asks with an innocent smile. You deadpan expression doesn't change when you say, "Nothing much." "Well lets head back to our cabin then, shall we." she says as she passes you and opens the door. Faster than light, you close the door and respond with "Why not just stay here, I mean we are at Canterlot already." The window outside shows the Canterlot train station, which by the way looks much better than the one in Manehattan. Cloudy notices this and you both head towards the door. You and her walk until you hear the conductor yell out, "Have a good day." and you and Cloudy keep moving on. She walks on ahead while you decide to look back to see the conductors image change to one that's more demonic as he says in a voice that will haunt your dreams, "YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE FRIENDZONE! How the hell did he know what you were trying to do! You run away and catch up to Cloudy while that demon train goes off into the distance. You think about that entire experience that you just went through. You wonder, "What the hell is wrong with everypony." First it was with that crazy mare and now it's with the train. Did you piss off some sort of ancient evil or something? You decide to drop the subject and start a conversation with Cloudy on what she's going to do at the gala. You two walk through Canterlot either talking about the gala or one of the many memories you two made together. Soon you two arrive at the castle, the place where you plan to take that next step with her. You planned on heading to the table first because it's been a while since you ate anything. Right as you begin to talk to Cloudy, she dashes off to go do whatever she planned to do. You become stressed because you wanted to spend the night with her and you make your way to the front door when suddenly six random mares start singing about tonight being the best night ever. You've been tossed around, puhed to the side, and were trampled a few times but you finally made it inside the castle. Your suit is perfectly fine if you count out all the dust and dirt on it. You wipe it off and make your way through the castle on your search for Cloudy. You overhear that she went off with some fancy unicorn towards the garden and so you start heading there immediatly. While you head on to the garden you unknowingly catch the eye of some fancy mare. "Hmmmmm, he sure looks... interesting." She thinks to herself as she begins to slowly follow you into the garden.