James Pov
I awoke with a splitting headache, ‘Ouch, guess Primus was right about the headache,’
“Looks who's back in the land of the living. How ya feeling their Prime?” Ed asked after he saw me start to move. “You were out for a few hours big guy. Can't imagine what a robotic hangover feels like but you probably have one. You had your girls really worried there for a bit.”
“Yeah, you had all of us worried prime.” Said Pyro his eyes looking right at me. They seemed bloodshot.
“Don’t worry I’m fine, just had to talk with Primus and we will be having some help from 5 other Primes, and they are in my head like AI’s,” I said to my friends,
“Five Primes at ones. Were they five of the original thirteen or five other Optimuses? Man that's hard to spit out,” Ed said trying to keep from being tongue-tied.
“Optimus and I’m able to transform into them and use their abilities.” I said after calming Sari and Nyx down, “What happened?”
“A lot has happened my friend, my Twilight thought it wise to poke into my reactor, she got a massive dose of rads, helped her and came to find out it was my daughters. Throw on the fact I’m helping Ed the new arm for himself which is nicknamed the infinity arm. Ed mind filling the rest in, I need to look over the data.”
“Certainly Master Pyro. Well to start it off Pyro’s daughters along with Shiny and Cadence stopped in to be nosey after Twi’s friends took her to the bathroom to clean her up. I literally scared the piss out of Shiny, over there, with a bit of showing off. I helped Dark Eco Pyro with my arm and leg designs,” Ed laughed. “Let's call the arm the Sage’s Gauntlet feels right if you know what I mean. Other than that not much has happened other than me and Pyro racing through the vents. I’d talk to my wife for a bit. Safe to say the old dude didn’t make the best impression on her. I think that's about it. Right”
“Not my kids, I’m a fatherly figure to them.” He said not even looking away from the screen. “I more so just act like what he would most likely be doing.” He said looking up. “But yeah sums it up just right. Though you forgot the idea for a race. Or missile surfing.”
“Oh, yea. Still would like to try that but let’s prioritize first. War prep and the Allspark,” Ed said scratching the back of his head.
“Same here, but yeah let’s get down to that, prime want the good news or bad news first.” He asked, looking at him his face neutral.
“Bad news first, if you don’t mind,” I said
Pyro sighed heavily, tapping a key on his computer a hologram display of the universe popped up. A blip labeled home planet, Allspark, and con battleship showed. The battleship and Allspark were not too far apart.
“As you can see Prime, there about a light year away from it, thank god it’s moving or they would have had it by now. That’s the bad news. Good news, I got a ship that could warp out there and we could grab it and fight them off. The second part to that, is ever heard of multi-versal time zones?”
“You don’t mean the time differences in between the dimensions, do you? Cause if you do then that's a big problem,” Ed says shaking his head as he covered his face with his hands. “Hmmm, dimension-hopping willingly. That could be very useful. Pyro how long before the arm and leg are ready?”
“Yep, one second there one year here.” He said holding his head. “My inner scientist is going crazy over this, this is like a conundrum that only half-life could ever come up with. This is a massive boost to us though because now prime we can make a full planet army.” He said with a grin. “The arm and leg both should be done soon. Another few minutes thankfully.” He said before grabbing his left eye and twisting it.
“Prime if you want a specific type of power I’d ask Pyro about seeing what he can do about it. Dude’s a serious power. Not meant as a joke,” Ed says throwing his hands up.
“Yeah once I have a goal I’m unwise to try to change what I’m planning on.” He said now pulling the eye out. He sat in down on the table and flicked over to Ed. It stopped in front of him and then flicked up looking right at him. Its red pupil looking right at him. Ed jumped out of his seat.
“What the heck man?! You keep random body parts in your pockets?!” Ed says picking up the eye looking it over. “This thing is a machine. Cool and creepy. Like Mad-Eye Moody.”
“Ha ha ha, I just did that to scare you. The spot it sat in was itching like mad.” he said “it’s my spider eye, helps when you want to look around a corner or get a nice bird eyes view of a hall. Though I got the idea from that and Gaara from Naruto.” The eye begins to sprout legs moving to stand on Ed’s hand. When he looked back at pyro a bright blue ethereal eye behind a troll face masked stared back. Some music playing faded below on the computer.
The sisters, Applejack and rarity where green, rarity fainting not soon afterward, Twilight, however, was moving closer to Ed. pinkie and Fluttershy were calm about it, not even fazed.
Ed then had an evil thought to lighten the mood at Twi’s expense. “Hey Twi.” sang the alchemist with a wicked smirk, “Catch,” Ed then tossed the spider eye on to the top of her head. The result one heck of a laughing fest.
“HAHAHAHA!!! That is funny!!” I said in between laughs,
“Urah! Ed was that really necessary?!” snorted the lavender unicorn. “Now I can see why you and Pyro got along right off the bat. You two have almost identical personalities. Hello, I’m talking to you. Equis to Ed.”
“Hmmm. Sorry, Twi. What Pyro just said and what I was thinking about earlier just triggered an idea from our home world,” Said Ed breaking his silence.
“Oh and what’s that?” pyro said lifting up the mask.
“Naruto. Do you have access to chakra and Sharingan?” asked Ed curiously.
“What are you playing at Ed?” I asked.
His left eyebrow raised up and then his eye shifted from its blue to a deep red. A pattern wrapped around the pupil. “Maybe I do, maybe I don’t,” he said grinning.
“How are you not a timelord?” Ed says facepalming. “Anyway, do you think you could install a Rinnegan that can revert between the standard Mangekyo to normal Sharingan into my right eye socket?”
“Because I still want to be able to die, and the whole regenerating thing and having a new face, with a different personality would get old real fast. But I’m as close as I could get to that I guess.” he said tapping his hands on the table. The tapping taking a familiar tune. “I could but I can’t leave prime out of getting some sweet new toys or powers.” he said looking at me. “But I could edit it to do that if wanted. Might take some time Ed, but we got a lot on our hands.”
“Please do?” clapped the alchemist with a bow. “And I need to get the big bot here some new toys too. I can give you any form of Fairytail magic except for the Forbidden and Grand spells using instant download with Archive,” Ed says rubbing his chin. “ And anything Pyro makes I’ll give him magically reinforced materials to craft them from.”
“Maybe some of the weapons from the Cybertron games? Or maybe someones I have in my vault?” he said tapping fingers together. “Though I could come up with something if I tried my hand at it. Though I got to wonder out loud, how many could he store?”
“Re-Equip Magic,” Ed answered. “It lets you summon your weapons and armor from a pocket space to your side immediately.”
“Or that thing they called it in G1, Slip-space right?”
“Sub-space, and yes I would some Fairy Tail magic and lots of weapons that could make Unicron shake with fear, and give Sari some magic as well, like Requip magic like Erza, me Sky, Fire, and Iron Dragon Slaying magic,
“Sorry Prime there is a bit of an issue but Pyro may be able to fix it for you and me. I can give the knowledge on Dragon Slayer magic but I can’t teach you how to use it as only a dragon can do that. Not even my niece can use it and she has all the magic I have plus forbidden and grand magic. But like I said perhaps, Pyro do you think you can help us out with that?” asked Ed.
“You know prime I was going to ask about Unicron, like is he a threat there? And yes ed, I could, I am a Dovahkiin after all.” He said looking at the full scan once more a new plip coming up. It read Unicron, 600 light years moving to the home planet. Estimated time, 60 years until arrival. Should speed increase will move to 6 years. “Hmm, that could be very bad or very good. Wait, doesn't a meg have his blood flowing through him?!” Screamed pyro.
“Awe scrap,” I said, the other primes joining in. Ed slapped a hand over his face.
“Oh, you're telling me. Yea, the Dark Energon Megs from the Prime TV show could be an Issue,” gestured Ed in a serious tone.
“This could turn out very bad guys, like really bad. I have nothing, Nothing to use on a planet-sized transformer unless I go out and just use my strength. Even then, I would need something to keep him distracted. Prime the weapons you use, if i’m going to make some more I need to know how they work, so I can then supersize them for battleship weapons. My dreadnoughts are going to need a full overhaul now. Ed, me and you could work on changing the hulls to a different metal right?” Pyro said he seemed worried and scared. “Oh man, this is bad I mean really bad, my suits of armor only go up to Big O levels.” he paused for a second. “Unless…” he paused, a hand on his mouth. He lowered it a grin spreading over it. “We build the next stage.”
“What do you mean.” Ed and I both said.
“My armor’s the ones you saw me use in the fight prime, I designed them to act like Russian dolls. Stacking on top of one and the other growing bigger and bigger. The undersuits shifting to act as the systems for the higher armors. My biggest right after my Gipsy Danger Jaeger is the Big O, from Big O. Now we just need to wrap our heads over one that could be used.” he said sitting back down and rubbing his head. “If you don’t know what i’m talking about here is something from earth over it,” he said a video coming up on the center table.
“Planet-sized transformers.” Thought Ed. “That gives us a few options but I’m not sure if some of them are may not even viable in Prime’s universe. They should be if Unicron is there.”
“Let’s hear them, I still need to work on supersizing something to use to help even put a dent in that big bots armor, unless i...Supersize it. God, it was staring me in the face, and I didn’t even see it.” Pyro said slapping his head with his hand.
“Like you said, Jaegers, but on a planetary skill. We could see if we could get to Cybertron and reawaken the planet itself and have it transform into Primus’s body. Resizing magic is also a possibility. The problem isn’t power as me and Pyro have more than enough to take on big bady but the issue is we need a distraction to do so.” Ed says with a serious look on his face.
“This should work but the big thing is what one would be best. And that’s a good point Ed, primus himself could fight him and we help wherever we could,” he said. “As for the magic trick, we could use it if Primus is having a hard time. If I go from memory he will be slow off from the start due to having been asleep so long. Ed couldn't you act as a battery for him or a source to help him wake up faster. And that’s true I got a lot of juice but enough to wake him, I don’t know. As for distraction. We could have a battle going on and just keep hitting him so he is more focused on it then us waking primus up.”
“Give the big man a drink of alchemist coffee, I can do that. Limitless energy is my specialty after all. I don’t know how long I can keep up the channeling though. Five to six hours at most given that I’d be powering a whole planet plus weapons and anything else running of my power.” Ed says bringing up his hand up and clenching it into a fist. “There is an issue though.”
“I could build up power but even then it will drain, fast. Like you said ed this is a planet-sized transformer. Not like I can build an arc reactor that big.” he said pausing for a second. “Though that could work on just giving the power to move, weapons though…”
“There is still a very large issue though. One only Prime can deal with.” Ed said raising his voice.
“The Omega Keys, and getting the Allspark to him.” Pyro said his face dropping.
“And the Matrix. Primus’s direct link to every Prime past, present, and future. That’s where and what the power has to be focused into.” Ed explained.
“Good point Ed. I forgot about that. Oh, I wish I could scream everything I want to get out.” He said before slamming his head on the table. The hologram shaking for a second.
“Actually we may another problem, ever heard of Transformer War for Cybertron?”
“Yes, I was thinking of building weapons from it, for you, Prime,” Pyro said lifting his now bruised head up. Sari and nyx laughing a little at his actions.
“Is the planet split into like in Armada?” Ed asked.
“Well, the Megatron THERE has Dark Energon too. And Primus in this Dimension is alive, how do you think I've been getting all this stuff,”
“The Matrix.” pyro said.
“Wrong, the Matrix can't summon stuff, only blow things up, and contain evil.” I said,
“And contain data,” he said putting some ice on his head.
“Alpha Sigma. Could we somehow establish a direct link to it from here?” Ed asked. “Cybertron also has something else we need. Autobots.”
“What was that computer called again, prime had it on the ark?” Pyro asked.
“Telegram 1, and I don't think so Ed, we still need the Omega Keys, but I also asked Primus to summon 4 titans.:
“Is Metroplex one of them?” Pyro asked.
“Yes, and Omega Supremes, Trypticon, and Fortress Maximus,”
“The Titans are a necessity but I wouldn’t count on Trypticon no matter what especially if the Megs have Nemesis. In Fall of Cybertron he was turned into the ship,” added Ed.
“Yay always loved that big guy. Calm but loyal to you Primes,” he said grin on his face. “And that’s another good point Ed, a meg gets to him, we’re boned. And oh yeah he was, I forgot about that. I could handle a titan in a fight but planet size, i’m best at just sitting back at that point.”
“I thought about Trypticon, so I had Primus change his program, he is an Autobot, but Metroplex and Fortress are currently the very mountain Canterlot is on,”
“Thank Primus, Say prime could they be projected like hard light holograms, or could they be plugged into my table?” he asked. “They make up the mountain, darn waking them up will be pricey.”
“Dang, there is another thing we have to take into account to. How long before our presences start to affect your Equestria Prime. My niece stay only a week at first and now I have pokemon everywhere,” Ed explained with worry. “We’re cool for now as Pyro’s base giving off altering waves that cancel our own out.”
“Well, your presence is concealed thanks to Sombra, and he is reformed, and no they can't, only I can give them targets, from what FOC OPTIMUS told me, Metroplex targeting system is linked to me,
“I meant plugging them into my table so we can talk to them as well. Like the other AI’s I have running around in my system.”
“Hmm they might be able to, never heard of that before, but it could be a good idea,”
“Pyro my token. Could you hook it up to your systems to boost its communications for conference calls and basic walkie talkie statis?” Ed asked. “Prime my watch acts as a video phone to anyone else that has one.”
“Yeah give me a sec. I should be able to if I reach down here,” he said bending out of sight, a few sounds and I was sure a swear from him he came back up. “Done.”
“Before I forget, Jarvis, Vega, and Church stopping hiding and come out.” He said three glowing figures popping up on the table.
“Alright, also, if Unicron is a threat, I will deal with him, I have the Matrix, I could blow him up, and if needed, I can have a ship with space bridge technology go to Cybertron, ask Primus for help, and then all of us fight Unicron, or we can sit back and watch a battle between gods.”
“Also, Dark Energon is Unicron’s blood right?” Ed asked. “Your immune to mind control of all types thanks to the Mind Stone I gave you.”
“Yes Dark Energon is Unicron’s blood, and yes I am, but it's still lethal to me, and organics, but I am immune to the stuff with the Mind Stone, thanks Ed,”
“ Activate Archive,” Ed said as red holo display popped up in front of him showing a chibi Prime and Sari. Ed started to type on the keyboard. “Downloading Requested magics to individuals. Pulse the Primordial magic for Prime. Fyi, Primordial magic gives you immunity to all form of Darkness.”
“Guys, I need an update on Ed's arm and leg, an estimated amount of time for refitting all my spaceships. That would be a nice battle to sit back and watch, Prime,” he said to his AI who started bringing up sheets. He nodded and got up. He walked over to something and out came an arm and leg.
“Thanks, Ed, and guys let me show you what I need help building some things in the Basement, follow me,” I stood up returning to my original size,
“Here Ed these are yours, and let me Prime,” Pyro said snapping his fingers we were back in my base.
Me, Sari, Nyx, Ed, and Pyro went to a hidden elevator, we went down to the Basement, and when we arrived, Ed and pyro’s jaws dropped, when they saw my stuff.
“As you can see we have stuff from Star Wars, Minecraft, stuff from another displaced, and an Iron Giant,” Sari said with a smirk,
“Thanks, Pyro.” Ed says changing out his limbs. “No pain in the attaching. Heck Yea. So many plaything. Missiles!”
“Darn prime and I thought I had a lot of toys. I see somethings you might need help with building, or filling in.”
“Yes Pyro, I do, I just ordered these to be built 2 days ago, the Iron Giant is already built, just waiting for the right moment to activate him.”
“Iron golems from Minecraft could be tougher if built with different blocks.” he said holding one in his hand.
“Vibranium golems Prime?” asked Ed.
“Tried that, didn't work, they went on a rampage, also got some Enderbots, enderman turned robot, and an enderdragon.”
“I made Ed stone golems for training my students. Had to create a specialized chip for them to function. Maybe you can mod it for yours,” Ed says giving Prime a processor.
“I could build something close to terminators if you wanted,” Pyro said.
“Terminators could be useful, but no, too evil looking, but we still need a plan of attack,” I said
“Pyro you said you had A Hyperbolic Time Chamber. After the altering, you think we can train in it?” Asked the Alchemist.
“Yes, I did say that, didn’t I,” He said scratching his head.
“From Dragon ball z?”
“Yes from dbz and yes we could, it would be long enough for me to tinker around, but we need to get the Allspark first. I can move it on to the dreadnought to use there.” Pyro said.
“Pyro is right, we need to get the Allspark first, and then establish orbital cannons to keep the cons out,”
“I agree my friends,” Ed said. “I can program a few repair bot for those canons.”
“Want me to call my ship and we go get it? Could always leave my fleet nearby watching out for you?”
“Yes, and a good idea, we need a backup just in case they send flyers, I could have my Vehibots fly with us.”
“Don’t forget about My Arc of Embodiment, I can create a series of drone fleets for the AI’s to use,” added Ed.
“Thank God I have vega using my terminator like army to man ships and cannons. This should be fun.”
“How about taking the ark?” Sari said,
“It is buried, right prime?” Pyro asked.
“No I forgot I still had that in space, we could have Pyros ship fly us to it, then jump to the Allspark,”
“Which ark is it? If it’s the one from Animated we could use a copy program and a few blank proto-forms for a few Titan class soldiers,” Ed says.
“Ok that works, but i’m going to have one of my big ships follow maybe take the fire while we grab it.” he said. “Maybe unstoppable, I have that thing mounted with nothing but guns.”
“Animated ark is Omega Supreme, and yes, with the Ark from g1 we can load up the Allspark if it's too big for normal hands, and shoot down any con that gets too close,”
“Sounds like a plan prime. I will call it in, get ready, we will have to warp on board.”
“Sounds like a plan, I will order some troops onto it, along with supplies, we blast to the Allspark.”
Pyro looked down at his pipboy pushed in a few commands and soon the place started to shake. We ran outside and his ship was waiting. It was small sleek and made for speed its tones where black and gray, they name Rouge shadow on the side.
“She is here to bring us up to the Ark, then me and ed over to my ship. Afterwords were off to the races,” he shouted over the engines roar.
“Ahh, shaking all ways a good sign before shipping out on a big mission,” chuckled Ed crossing his arms. “Can’t wait for that race and let’s not forget the surfing either.”
“GAAAAAAAGH!!!” I fell onto my knees, clutching my head in pain.
“Whoops, forgot she was loud, let me handle that.” pyro said snapping his fingers once more. We found ourselves on board.
“It's not that Pyro, I feel like something is clawing at my brain, trying to dig into it!”
“Quintessa trying to contact you, Broadcast could let me project it to let her know who she’s dealing with but only if you want me to,” Ed explained pointing to his head.
“Get out of my head!!” I smashed my head into the ground,
“Hmm, shields up, full cover, everything covered, nothing coming through!” pyro yelled, the crew doing as told. The shields went full bore trying to stop whatever was doing it.
“Ugh, I still could hear her, broadcast it now!!!”
Ed placed his hand on my head,” Broadcast!” then an image of Quintessa face appeared,
“YOU WILL SERVE ME PRIME, OR YOUR SPARKMATE DIES, ALONG WITH EVERYTHING YOU CARE FOR!!!!!”
“I'LL NEVER SERVE YOU WITCH, I RATHER DIE THAN LET YOU HARM MY FAMILY!!!”I shouted at her, then my whole body felt like it was being crushed, “GAAAAAGGHH!!!”
“Want to know the best part about this mind connection witch?” Ed snarked
“What's that human.”
“Oh, I’m not human, But the best part is. IT’S A TWO WAY STREET!” Ed said sending a surge of power to the female transformer.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT INSECT!!” then she was gone.
“Uuuuggghhh, thank you Ed.”
“No prob bro. The power surge was also to strengthen your body and mind with magic. No more long distance calls from tentacles Megee,” laughed Ed.
“I want arcadia mark 1’s and mark 2 here yesterday, we are going to war,” Pyro yelled to his crew, moving to call in his big guns. “This queen wants to mess with one of my friends then the hammer comes down. I want all of them, not one left sitting around, Understand!”
“How did she get past the Mind stone is what I want to know?”
“She didn’t. It was a telepathic call. I didn't know she could do that at this distance. She can’t anymore though,” Ed say stepping back.
“it felt like she's was trying to crush me, look my arm has dents in it,”
“She’s stronger than I originally thought. Hang on a moment,” Ed says pulling up Archive again.
“Same, but if she's does that again I gonna show the end of my swords to her face!!” Sari shouted fire in her eyes,
“No, you won’t Sari. Quintessa is an ancient transform based on the race that originally built the transformers race from the G1 continuity. She is extremely powerful and it’s Optimus who must ultimately face her and destroy her. Not me, not you and Not Pyro.” Ed says typing.
“There is only one type of magic the grants physical strength and that’s Take Over Magic. Upside stronger body downside is you have to have a contact form to transform,” Ed explained as he turned the screen to face me.
“From Fairy Tail!”
“Prime I will ask once since I see a young version of myself in you, Do you want me to go all out?” he said deadly calm, the railing in front of him bent off and being made into a ball in his hands. The crew jumping every time he crushes it down, Darkness seeping off of him. “Or do you want all of your team on this as well?”
“I want every one of my Autobots with us, then you can go all out, here's a map of where they are.” I handed Pyro the map.
“Then let’s go get them. And Prime, You're like a brother to me, don’t die ok, I have nothing left to call family. Sure I got Pinkie Fluttershy and the babies, but they're not close to what I lost. And I know darn sure, mess with my friends and family, You won’t see any mercy from me.” he said head hung low, darkness burning over where his wings would sit.
“Same here brother!” Ed says holding out his hand. “And it doesn’t matter if they’re not close to what you lost Pyro. They’re your kids and they’ll need their father. No matter what.”
“Thank you both,” I said.
“Let’s show this queen what happens when you mess with us, aye?” he asked grabbing his blade raising it with his head held high.
“Heck yea!” yelled Ed ask he gave off a hum of red energy. “Next stop Autobots.”
“Afterwards, the queen’s head on a platter. Or her ship/ships up in smoke.”
“As long as I can toss her in a sun,” commented Ed.
“How about both?” We laughed at that,
“Sounds like a deal, Prime,” Pyro said grinning. “The three kings are coming. Prepare yourself Quintessa, you started a war,” he said stabbing his sword into the hull next to him. Darkness climbing up it. Making it shine like the night. The hilt changing into a nightmare eye. The blade warping into a almost fang-like blade.
“A war that she couldn’t finish,” Ed added.
“A war we will finish.” I said, our weapons ready.
