It was all supposed to go so perfectly, Twilight would set up a D&D game, all Her friends would come to play, and it would be an intense and epic tale. Too bad that didn't happen.
Twilight forgot an important detail when setting up the game, Pinkie would try to lighten the mood, she just didn't expect how exactly she would do that.
The girls all entered the castle and sat in their designated seats ready to play, not really sure what they were doing.
"Alright girls, Spike, let's sta--" Twilight started, before being interrupted by Pinkie Pie.
"Ooh Twilight, can I be the leader? Can I? Can I? Can I?"
"Ugh, fine Pinkie, just make sure you take this seriously, okay?"
"You got it Twi!" Pinkie said ecstatically.
"Uh Twilight? I don't want to doubt Pinkie, but are you sure this is a good idea, letting Pinkie lead the game?" Rainbow Dash asked, in a slightly worried tone.
"U-Um, I agree with Rainbow Dash,Twilight, maybe this isn't such a good idea, n-not to be rude to Pinkie Pie" Fluttershy said softly.
"Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine, it may be Pinkie, but surely she can't derail it too hard" Twilight said in a calm tone.
"Yeah, I'm sure Pinkie will make an awesome story!" Spike said, excited to play.
"Okie dokie lokie everypony, LET'S PLAY!" Pinkie yells loudly, signaling the start of the game.
The group begins making their characters.
The Main 6 decide to be normal equestrians while Spike chooses to be a dragon
Twilight and Rarity pick mages, Applejack and Spike, and Rainbow Dash pick Warrior, While Fluttershy picks Healer. (Not very creative, but oh well, their game)
"Okay, now that you've got your characters, let's start, you start in a tavern, all around you ponies are being served chocolate milk--" Pinkie started, but was interrupted by Rainbow Dash.
"Uh...Pinkie? I think it's supposed to be cider"
"Nope, chocolate milk!" Pinkie said, correcting Rainbow Dash's assessment.
"Riiight...uh, go on then" Rainbow dash said, letting Pinkie finish.
"Alright, as I was saying, you and your party get served chocolate milk, but overhear somebody in need of help!"
"Oh please, won't somebody help me?!" A Mare pleas with the tavern folk.
"What seems to be the problem ma'am" Twilight inquires.
"A terrible beast has taken my carriage of chocolate and ran away, it was supposed to go in the pie contest! Now what shall I do for the pies?!" The mare cries.
"Worry not, ma'am, we'll get your chocolate back" Twilight says, in a heroic voice.
"Oh, thank you heroes, I'll be sure to reward you upon your return"
"Okay girls, Spike, let's get that monster"
"Wait, we don't even know where to look!" Spike yells, catching the girls before they run off to a fruitless hunt.
"Oh, Right, hey where'd that thing go anyways?" Rainbow asks the Woman.
"I believe it had run off to the west, near an old guard tower"
"That's probably it's nest" Twilight says.
"Now let's go everypony!"
"As you're heading towards the tower, it starts raining candy!" Pinkie Pie yells gleefully.
"Candy? Pinkie, I don't think that's--" Fluttershy starts.
"What? You don't like candy rain? Okay, it's raining milkshakes instead!"
"Pinkie, that isn't any better!" Twilight yells, getting frustrated with pinkie.
"What, You don't like milkshake rain either? What about syrup?" Pinkie asks.
"How about water? Can it rain water instead?" Twilight Says.
"Aww, but that's boring!" Pinkie Pie complains.
"Just make it rain water, Pinkie? Please?" Twilight asks Pinkie, who reluctantly accepts.
"Oh, okay, it's raining water, as you flee towards the tower, you hear a boom, and see a sugar tornado heading straight for you!"
"A...sugar tornado?" Spike says, confused.
Applejack sighs "Maybe we should just roll with it, ah'm sure she has a plan"
"Yep!, as you look up you see the clouds are pink and--" Pinkie starts but is quickly interrupted.
"Pinkie! Be realistic!" Twilight yells, getting fed up with Pinkie's kooky scene.
After 20 minutes of dealing with Pinkie's weird situations that made zero sense, the group finally gets near the tower.
"Oh sweet Celestia finally, we're here" Twilight says, relieved.
"Nope, you can't get in hehehe!" Pinkie giggles before elaborating.
"It's trapped, you need the secret password to get into the tower!"
"Of course we do...it wouldn't make sense otherwise" Spike complains.
"Well, where do we get the password pinkie?" Fluttershy asks quietly.
"You should ask the wizard sitting on the flying cloud near the door" Pinkie says like it's obvious.
"Ya know what? That makes the most sense out of all of this" Applejack said.
"Well darlings, this adventure is certainly interesting, but it hardly seems to make sense" Rarity said.
"Rares, it's Pinkie, when does anything she does make sense?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Fair point."
"Excuse me, sir? We're looking for a password for the tower, do you think you can help us find it?" Twilight Asked The Wizard.
"Oh Hoh Hoh, I could, indeed, but why help you see, when you yourself can find the key!" The Wizard said, in a rhyming puzzle.
"Alright, that's it! i'm gonna beat this wizard until he tells us where the key is!" Rainbow Dash yells.
"Sweet Celestia! Okay, Okay, it's in my hat!" The Wizard yells, fear in his voice.
"Dash darling, there were other ways of getting that key" Rarity said, disappointed in Rainbow Dashes methods.
"Meh, not a puzzle pony" She replied in a casual tone before opening the big gate with the key.
"Hey look, the carriage! Hah, this was so easy" Rainbow said before making a beeline to the carriage.
"Mission success" She fist pumped in early victory.
"Wait! They're always trapped!" Spike tried to yell, but it was too late, Rainbow Dash had already moved the carriage opening a trap door, making everyone fall in.
"Wait, how did we all fall in? Most of us have wings, Pinkie." Rainbow Dash said, confused.
"Uh...magic?" Pinkie said, unsure of her own answer.
"Right...magic" Rainbow said, sighing.
"As you hit the ground you find the evil sorceress and tell her she's been a real meanie! Making her see she was a bad pony and teleports you back to the tavern with the carriage of chocolate, The End." Pinkie said, with finality.
"Wait, that's it? We're just done?" Rainbow Dash said, confusion in her tone.
"Uh Pinkie, ah don't think it works like that" Applejack said.
"I agree darling, shouldn't there be some kind of final battle with the villain?"
"Or maybe traps?" Spike asked.
"O-Or maybe a longer adventure?" Fluttershy said, almost too quiet to hear.
"Or any loot, or combat, or anything at all?" Twilight asked.
"Nope! That's it, we're done, you saved the world!" Pinkie Said, Smiling.
"That's all we got" With that, Pinkie walked out, leaving behind 6 confused friends.