"Speedy," Seth said sternly while Sunset and Sofia were laughing at the video in the Vivaldi browser window, "Get in here."
He went in, not being able to hold a straight face, "Yes?"
"What is this?" Seth asked, laughing too now.
"Touchdown's sex-change when he thought he would be banging your cousin."
Seth cycled through the other tabs, "LiveLeak, YouTube, Dailymotion, Vimeo, MyStable," he turned to Speedy, "Jesus Christ, you didn't leave anything out," he started laughing, "The fact that it was that small is just funny."
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"Look at some of comments!" Sofia said, noticing one surprising one as a reply on MyStable.
theBreeze2000: Uve gotta get this girl 2 fuk some1 4 me.
"If you could make out Autumn, she'd be a hit online right about now," Sunset said, "When did this go up?"
"I found it when I went to put the drone laptop away at midnight. That's when I uploaded it."
"Like I said," Seth said, bookmarking all of the windows, "I'm glad to have the friends that I have."
"How did you hack airline network so quickly?"
He pressed a curious-looking button on his desk, swapping the computer over to one that was hidden in his closet, "Decoy. This baby has five terrabytes alone, just for BitRazer P2P. It also has my TIP connection, MorningDew Network, and the standard stuff. Psiphon, Hoxx for Firefox, Microsoft Office, XPQ4 Threshold, fifteen terrabytes of storage on the main RAID, you know. Just the barebones basics. I've also got a multi-gigabit Internet connection set up here, so that's a plus. Then you have the games to slow, halt, and utterly kill computer systems on a hidden driveset of about five or six more terrabytes, and-" was all he got out before Sofia broke down laughing, with Speedy and Sunset, despite not knowing most of what was said, getting the impression that Seth could've been a felon.
"You are coming back to Minsk with me, no questions!"
"Honestly, I could've hacked the terminal's network in my sleep."
Sofia went over to his closet, noticing a strip of duct tape running next to the wall, and opened it, revealing a computer with God-only-knows-what in a large fish tank filled with mineral oil for a coolant, then broke down laughing, "GOD!!!"