Chapter 1
It was a normal day, a really, really, really normal day in the Tune House, almost way to normal for a normal day in the lives of these unnatural interdimensional heroes, in which stuff that was barely normal happened all the time.
In this place lived the weirdest crossover ever, The Tunes, a group of characters from several universes that protect the entire multiverse from many types of threats, they existed since 1996, year in which Diamond, the leader of the Tunes, defeated Nightmare Moon alongside the Mane 6 and created the Tune House in the place in which he had seen the real world for the first time, when he was a kid.
This team was formed of many beings ya wouldn’t expect in a normal crossover, like humans, Saiyans, redeemed villains like Frieza, Cell, Kid Buu and Cooler, reploids, Ponies, Dragons, Anthropomorphic Animals, etc.
In the living room, Laura, one of the human members of this group, was watching movies in Netflix, being in the form of a plushie, ‘cause Laura is Laura, when Shadow, her former master, was preparing breakfast back in the kitchen, while the rest of the team was beginning to wake up in their respective rooms.
“Hi, Mr. Shadow” the plushie said.
“Hey” Shadow wasn’t anywhere bothered or confused by the plushie, by this point, he was already used to those kind of things coming from her, meanwhile the others begun to get out of their rooms, some with headaches due to getting totally drunk last night.
“AH SH*T, SUN LIGHT!!” Soun yelled, he was the second of the team.
“Would you please shut up, it’s barely morning.” Twilight said in an annoyed voice, her mane was a total mess.
“Yeah, some of us barely had any time to sleep thanks to your stuff” Rainbow said while floating in the air.
“Well then sorry, yesh” Soun went to the kitchen table alongside the others.
“Ah man, I really shouldn’t have drank all of those beers” Diamond said while holding his head with one hand, he was the main leader of the group and turned out to be a Saiyan, as well as Soun.
“It was a party, after all, so alcohol presence would have been completely unavoidable” Frieza said, holding a cup of tea with his tail.
“Oh ha ha, thanks a lot for the life tip, Frieza, it really does bring a lot of support coming from you” Soun answered, Frieza kept himself calm.
“Hey, ¿what are friends for?”.
“Ok guys, we have to find something to do today, does anybody know anything of any type of universal crisis that must be avoided at all costs?” Twilight asked, the others shooked their heads in disagreement “uh, dammit” she slammed her head against the table.
“Um, Twilight, perhaps the Protectors know something” Spike said to her friend, who raised her head in shock, that soon transformed into joy.
“SPIKE, ¡¡THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!!” She yelled, the alicorn took her phone out in order to call Michelle, which was a Protector leader of her own squadron, the Protectors themselves were a security force that, for the most part, protected the real world from threats of an unnatural or paranormal level, when she ended up typing the number, Twilight waited for a few seconds to get the answer, but nothing, the Protector did not answer the call “well, this is weird.”
“Guys, perhaps she had given a free day, and she’s just resting.” Laura said with a smile in her face, however, the others were not so sure of this.
“Or she just falled asleep.” Francesca said, she was another member of this crossover group, being a young girl with white skin and hair “who the hell knows, it’s not like were her babysitters.
“By the way, Cell” Sonic said “how’s Ingrid going?”.
The other Tunes got confused of this, especially the ones that were most close to him, the Bio Android meanwhile ended up being shocked by this question.
“ya’ know, your candidate for a girlfriend?” the blue hedgehog newly asked, making the other Tunes even more confused and shocked by this news.
“¡¡¿WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!!”
“¡¡¿A GIRLFRIEND, YOU?!!” Piccolo asked.
“Oh come on, ¿it’s not like you don’t want to have one, or what?, are you going to negate the existence of Tanya and your likings for her?” the Bio Android tried to take the conversation into another direction, but it wasn’t working.
“Cell, why didn’t you tell us you liked someone?” Twilight asked.
“¡¡¿AND SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT GOES OVER MY HEAD?!!” Cell shouted “besides, those things simply aren’t true, at all.”
“Of course they are, I saw you visiting Ingrid when we weren’t lookin’” Sonic said with a playful smile, that made Cell even more nervous “just admit it pal, no one gonna make fun of you, well, almost no one.”
“Cell………………” Gohan was shocked after hearing the news that his old enemy had the hots for someone, the same one that terrorized the entire Dragon World back when he was a villain and killed his father, turns out has feelings for a normal Human Girl, well, mostly normal.”
“¿So the bug has been bewitched by some random chick?” Vegeta asked, while eating a piece of meat.
“I may not know everything about love, but I think Cell gaining someone is actually a good thing, it could make him get a new transformation that will make him stronger, im sure of it.” Goku said with a smile, the others realized the transformation thing was actually a very good possibility, if they managed to see if Cell actually had a transformation.
“You know what I think, I think WE SHOULD MAKE A PARTY!!” Pinkie suddenly begun to jump all around the face, putting party decorations all around the house, she grabbed Cell and surprisingly beginning to throw him towards the sealing, despite him weighting a lot more than the pink pony “wait” she lowered her frontal arms, making Cell forcefully fall to the ground “so, if Cell does get girlfriend, ¿shouldn’t we get permissions from the Protectors or stuff like that, considering the Code of the Secret thing?”.
The other Tunes quickly realized this, the pink fluffy earth pony was right, they would have to find some way around this stuff, especially considering that in previous battles, they nearly broke the code in multiple occasions.
“ya know what we should do, we should ask for, I dunno, papers or something like that from the Protectors, so that he can live happily ever after with Ingrid.”
“Yeah, not to forget her life could be in danger by Altered Humans” Cell said.
“Aw c’mon Cell, don’t be so pessimistic” Goku said.
“Holy sh*t Kakarot, you’re acting way to intelligent” Vegeta said.
“Vegeta” Goku said.
“So it’s decided, we will find a way to make your romance legal” Diamond said.
“Man, that sounded weird, very weird” Soun said.
“Oh boy, this is gonna get ugly.” Cell thought.