Discord came out of where the big fire used to be and was big and scary and nasty bad evil. And he was holding a thing. And that thing was a pony. A DEAD pony. And it was Apple Bloom and she was dead and he had her dead in hands and he looked down at the pony body and said “Thank you so much little pony for making me life again I will never forget you sacrifice.” And Applejack said “Give back my sister you nasty varmint!” and so Discord dropped the dead pony body on ground and it landed and some bones probably broke cause Discord was flying and it was big drop but it didn't even matter cause Apple Bloom was FUCKING DEAD! And Applejack ran and grabbed body and cried a little and said “Oh no I can't believe you are dead I will get you back Discord!” And Discord said “Yeah okay I don't care go away.” And he shot laser doom beams from his hands and body and they shot and blasted and Applejack and other pony had to dodge fast and quick to not get killed and dead by them. And then Chrysalis the queen of bad nasty evil came and said “Discord my lord I did the sacrifice and made you life again are you happy and did good?” and Discord said “Yes Chrysalis you did good to make me alive again thank you so much you are sexy do you want to have pony sex?” and she said “Okay I will do it with you Discord” and they started having HOT FUCKING BAD GUY SEX right there in the sky and the ponys just watched until Discord said “Hey go away nobody wants you here get out okay.” and they did.
The ponies went all the way back to Twilight's house and got a meeting so they could figure out what to do about the evil Discord problem. Twilight and Applejack and Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash and Taste were there and Applejack said “We have to stop them cause they killed my sister and now I am mad!” but Twilight said “Wait we need a plan you guys they are too strong to fight by us self we need a power to beat them” and Rainbow Dash said “What about the elements of harmony we could use those Twilight” and Twilight said “Okay but they're all the way in Canterlot how can we go and find them fast?” And Taste laughed and said “You ponies forgot I am the better and fastest so I can just fly there super speedy quick don't worry” and Twilight said “Yeah okay, but you can only carry one of us so who will it be?” Taste looked around and said “I will carry you Twilight Rainbow Dash can you take Applejack?” And Rainbow Dash said “Okay I will take Applejack” then eyes got all squinty at Twilight and she said “But if you try to have poni sex with my boyfriend I swear I'll poke out your other eye you sly fucker” and Twilight said “Don't worry it is no time for sex right now we have to SAVE THE WORLD” and she turned over to where Fluttershy was on the ground and said “Fluttershy I need you to go get Rarity and Spike they're probably having pony sex right now even though I told that asshole not to touch the bitch can you get them and bring them to Canterlot?” And Fluttershy was all afraid and scared but she went anyway. And the rest of them went too.
Rarity and Spike were at Rarity's house and Rarity was showing Spike all her pretty pony dresses and Spike was all like yeah whatever and pretending to care but he didn't really care he just wanted some of dat ass but he was trying to be nice n shit. Then there was knock on door and Rarity said “Spike can you get that plz” and Spike was like “Yeah whatever” and opened door and there was Fluttershy and she said “OMG Rarity you have to come help us Discord is came back alive and wants to kill us and stuff please you have to help get the elements of harmony in Canterlot” and Rarity was like “Ok sure but I have to pack my gimongous assload of bags first” and Fluttershy was like “No Rarity we can't bring an assload of shit cause we're running out of time!” and Rarity made a sad pouty face but it didn't matter nohow cause Fluttershy didn't want none of dat sweet ass so her charms didn't work. So they went outside and Rarity said “Okay how do we get to Canterlot?” and Fluttershy was like “Umm... well... you see....” and then Rarity jumped on her back and said “I guess you have to carry me” and Fluttershy was all tired and shit but she was trying to fly anyway even though she FUCKING SUCKED AT IT she did it anyway cause they have to save the world.