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// Musical Mayhem: Sandwiches 
// Story: Antics of Anon 
// by 23 KM To Nerdiness 
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"Guys! GUYS!!!"

"What is it, Spike?" you groan. "It's bro's chillaxing time, right Big Mac?"

"Eeyup."

"But guys, it's important!"

"Really? What could possibly be more important than chillax-"

"Hay Burger Deluxe is in town!"

You and BM's eyes jet open.

"Where is it?" you ask.

"A-About north of Ponyville."

"What kind?"

"Lettuce, cheese and MORE cheese with triple stacks of hay bacon. They call it the 'Haycon Hancho'."

"Must....resist.....currently......on diet.....BUCK IT!"

You pick up the slobbering dragon and rest him on your shoulders.

"Don't worry. We will stop at nothing to satisfy our courageous comrade, right Big Mac?"

"Eeeeyup!" the salivating stallion grunts.

"At daybreak, WE FEAST!"

"HUZZAH!!!" you all bark.

What do you expect from filthy little veggies
They're tasteless compared to things on the grill
So screw that stupid diet, you know we can't deny it
And then we'll all be fed with some biiig

Sandwiches, sandwiches
Barely even nasty
Sandwiches, sandwiches
Buy out the friggin' store!
They're made for you and me, which means they'll be delicious
Then we'll buy us all some moooore

They're sandwiches, sandwiches-
"Wait! I left my bit bag!"
Spike'll buy us all some mooooore

You three travel through Ponyville in search of the fabled stand.

That was what I feared, the carrot is a demon
Only gives the nutrients we need
Behind the gross orange hide, there's emptiness inside
I wonder if they have some weed wheat, there

Sandwiches, sandwiches
Barely even nasty
Sandwiches, sandwiches
I'll buy one at the door
I want mine with some ketchup, I want mine with some mayo
Then we'll buy us all some moooore

They're sandwiches, sandwiches
Golden greasy goodness
Then we'll still buy us some mooooore

Sandwiches, sandwiches
"Let's go buy a few, men!"
Sandwiches, sandwiches
"It's all up to you, men!"
Sandwiches, sandwiches
"Delicious for a 'hyewmun'!"
Now we'll buy us all some mooooooooooooooooooooooooore

"That was a pretty catchy song you guys, but....are ya gonna order something."

You three snap out of your Broadway trance to face a waiting stallion at a Hay Burger Deluxe stand.

"Yeah, we'll take three Haycon Hanchos, please." you utter.

"God, we're really dramatic, aren't we?" you thought.