Everypony in the room turned to the direction of the new voice.
There at the doors to the Friendship Throne RoomTm was Starlight Glimmer, Twilight's Student, leaning on the door way and Spike standing next to her.
"Starlight?"
"Spike?"
Those were the questions uttered by Twilight's friends as they were expecting some pony they didn't know to utter that sentence.
"So, you're finally FD-90ing them eh, Twi?" Asked Spike as he and Starlight trotted over to Twilight's side.
"Yes, Spike," said Twilight while levitating over Spike's mini throne, and a stool for Starlight. "I'm following Campbell's advice on FD-90ing em" now then later,"
"Ah, good o'l Campbell," said Starlight, "Haven't seen her in a while, I should pay her a visit,"
"Uhh... I'm afraid to interrupt your nostalgia, but, Twilight dear, could you explain what Starlight and Spike are talking about?" Asked Rarity.
"Oh, sorry," replied Twilight, " You see, Starlight and Spike here both work for the same organization as me, and-"
And like before, Rainbow Dash, the ever brash Pegasus, interrupts once more.
"Hold on, before you continue, who else works for this organization that we know of?"
"Ah, good question, well, as per FD-90, I'm supposed to tell you who else afflicted with you are working for the Foundation, let's see," Twilight tapped her chin (no wait ponies don't have chins, do they?
*one Google search later*
Apparently, only humans have chins. So...muzzle?)
Twilight tapped her lower...muzzle, in thought, before continuing,
"You've got me as the Head of Biological-Magical Research, you've got Spike as my secretary-"
"Spike's ya Secretary?" Asked Applejack.
"-yes, yes he is. Paranoia is commonplace in the Foundation. Starlight's in...what was it again Star?"
"Clef's Unofficial Bureau of Hunting Down Fuckers Who Try to Bend Reality," Said Starlight, with a seemingly clam face, even with all of the other ponies faces contruting in confusion.
"Ah yes, Clef's Bureau, other than us, you have Fancy Pants and Fleur as Oneriologists, and, if I'm correct, Moondancer too, in...what was it, I can't seem to remember, what was it Spike?"
"Antimemetics Division, Twi, and before you say that the Foundation doesn't have a Antimemetics Division," Spike held up a pill, it's hexagonal, and green. Twilight's face slowly shows recognition, "we have one, and you made me take these types of mnestics to make sure we don't forget about them,"
"Yes, yes, thank you Spike, and that should be your queue Star, explain to them why we can't tell them all of the SCPs," Twilight leaned back into her throne with a sigh, and Starlight began.
"You see, with the knowledge of SCPs now in your heads, you're all now a possible information leak, if we tell you more, other organizations, would want to hunt you down to tell them more about SCPs they want to get. Some want to use them for personal use, economic gain, or just plain violence, some want to do good, but we cannot let them, and-"
"Why are you not letting ponies who want to do good with anomolies like Joise here have them?" Asked Pinkie, who was now petting Joise.
"Well, let's say we did give it to some organization, but that organization might not have the same amount of power like us to protect those anomolies from other organizations who want to do harm, with or to the anomolies, and you some you cannot even harm, and even if you did harm, does more damage then anything," said Starlight, "plus, lots of ponies knowing there are things that can end life as we know it and breaks the laws of the universe? Usually equals mass panic. In most cases, Ingnorance is Bliss, and that's what the Foundation does, we don't want ponies tucking themselves in bed, knowing that tommorow they might not exist. It's like what some say, "We Die in the Dark, so you can live in the light," and what a dangerous job it is in the dark, now any questions?"
"Yes, what the hay is the Bureau you work for? "Who Try to Bend Reality"? I'm pretty sure nopony could bend reality," said Rainbow.
"Uh huh," replied Starlight, " the only problem, they exist. They bend reality to their will, and when that change happens, you won't think any thing changed. Except us. Ever since we Equestrians got into the Foundation, we've devised a way to prevent reality shifts on us, which I can't tell you becuase its classified, so, we can hunt down those Fuckers-" Fluttershy and Pinkie flinched "-and fix reality,"
"Starlight dear, do you have to swear?" Asked Rarity
"After working with the Foundation? Yes, yes i have to, becuase after seeing what we deal with on a daily basis, you'll let us swear out of pure respect,"
"Pfffft, it not like there are world ending things right? Right?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"There are things that could. There thighs that are Antimemetic which makes you unable to remember anything about them. There those by knowing of their existence endangers you. This universe is fucked up, and the Foundation does it best to protect you all from them," said Twilight.
"Okay, then," said Fluttershy, finally working up the strength to speak up, albeit in a small tone, "may I ask, what is a Oneriologist? You know the profession Fleur and Fancy does?"
"An Oneriologist is a person who deals with dream anomolies, those trained as Oneriologists could write Dream Journals in their sleep, documenting what they dreamed about, lucid dream on will, travel to other dreams and connect with others, and also the ability to fall asleep and wake up on command,"
"And that should be it, any questions?"
"Umm, yes, what do you mean, "Paranoia is commonplace in the Foundation"?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Ah, quite simple, when you work with the Foundation, you have to keep it a secret, making you paranoia with who you befriend, and since the Foundation isn't the only underground group, you have to be careful, becuase whoever you befriend might just be an agent from another group and they might do unknown things to you," said Twilight, "and you can never be too careful,"
Before anypony could comprehend, Spike pulled a small L shaped metal object from under the table and pointed at Starlight and shot two bullets into her.
Twilight's friends say there in shock, while Twilight took out a handkerchief and began cleaning her throne which was stained with 'Starlight's blood.
"What the fuck just happened!?" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash, who was the fastest one to recover.
"Imposter, not a changeling though," said Spike while dragging the body out of the throne room. "It was easy, Starlight hates being called Star, if she called that, she would grumble and swear every now and then,"
And at the same moment Spike was dragging the imposter body out, Dr. Campbell entered, which got several shock comments from Twilight's friends.
"Wha in Tarnation?!"
"What's that!?"
"Oh my,"
"Look! Convient plot timing!"
"What the fuck are you?!"
Dr. Campbell went over to Twilight's side, chuckling.
"Ain't they curious eh Twi?"
"Yes doc," Twilight threw the blood stained handkerchief behind her throne, "and everypony, this is Dr. Campbell, and she's a human, and she works for the same organization me, Spike and the real Starlight work for, and she'll be explaining to you about your status as Level-0 Personnel because of your affliction with me,"