Author's notes: Well blame this chapter being so late on my computer, and also me having no ambition what so ever, and also the Blue Angles
As Eddie fell uncousious he had the usual dream of him and Ophelia hand in hand running along the beach, the sun shining, the birds singing, while him and Ophelia slaughterd demons of course. The dream was going how it normally would go, execept for one thing that made no sense...
Ophelia leaned in and said "Remember it's illegal to lick doorknobs in Nevada."
"What?"
All of a sudden he jerked away from his dream and into reality, he saw Twilight and a strange tiny horse with wings and rainbow colerd hair.
"Are you ok?" Twi asked
"Yeah, a little sore but I'm fine. Why do you ask?"
"Well because when rainbow here, She pointed to the other horse, hit you your body became just coverd in blood." She said weakly
"Coverd!?" She noded weakly "Damn she must have hit me pretty hard then."
"You think!" Twilight said "And how did your body recover so quickly?"
Eddie however did not want to reveal to them of him being half demon.
"Anceint Chinese secret" Eddie said.
"Why did your body become coatied with blood anyway?" The rainbow haired one asked
"I don't know, it's just something that always happend."
"Well first of all, I think Rainbow needs to apologize to you." Twilight gave a stern glance over at Rainbow
Rainbow sighed and said " I'm sorry."
"Don't metion it." Eddie replied "No I mean really don't metion it, I kill you if you do."
The ponies had shocked faces.
"Oh come on! It was a joke!" Eddie said in an exasperated vocie
"A joke! I love jokes!" A pink pony said. Somehow the pink pony had jumped on Eddie's head with noone noticing.
"What?' Eddie said obviously confused as to how she got up there with out him noticing
"Well I just came down here to meet the new pony, but your not a pony are you?"
Eddie just sniffed and said "Way to go crush my dreams of being a pony."
Twilight seeing what pinkie was about to do, she quickly grabbed pinke with magic and dragged her out of earshot from Eddie.
"Listen Pinkie" Twilight said "I know you want to throw him a party, but only invite us along with, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity. Ok?"
Pinkie mearly nodded and they walked back to Eddie and rainbow, or Twilight walked, Pinke just hopped at impossible heights.
"Alright" Twilight began "I think you to should intorduce yourselves."
"I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flyier in all of Equestria!"
Yeah she's totally modest. thought Eddie
"I'm Pinkie pie!"
"Really Pinkie pie?" said Eddie "No I shall call you cocaine pony"
The ponies didn't have any cocaine here so the joke was lost upon them.
"Well" Eddie started "My name is Eddie Riggs."
"Nice to meet you Eddie." Pinkie said "Well I gotta go set everything up now see you soon!"
"Yeah and I have to clear the sky." Dash said "See ya around Eddie."
They both left, Twilight sighed and was about to say something but before she could, she was cut off by a new voice.
"GIT AWAY FROM HER YA MONSTER!"
Eddie turned around to see an orange blur race foward and kick him in the stomach. As he fell to the ground about to fall uncounsious he thought
"I'm begining to see a pattern here."
Then everything went black.