"And on Saturdays," Pinkie gasped, balancing the two tiaras atop her head while bouncing on a beach ball, "We'll have Saturday parties!"
"Pinkie..." Twilight groaned, "You've already declared national parties for every day of the week."
Pinkie paused, glancing to Celestia and Luna, both of whom were currently enjoying the complimentary ice cream cake that Pinkie rationed to all of Equestria.
"Well, double the parties!" she squeaked, bouncing onto the floor with a bow.