Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo got to the Apple Family barn around 7:30 AM on Christmas Day. Windy Whistles and Bow Hothoof, their parents, would join them later. Their friends and their families were there already, along with the exchange student, Zecora.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, DASHIE AND SCOOTALOO!!!!!" Pinkie said, hugging both so hard they couldn't breathe.
"Pinkie Pie," Zecora said, "Your hug is causing your friends to choke, which in time will lead them to croak."
"Oh! Sorry!"
"That's okay. Merry Christmas to you, too, Pinkie. Our parents said to not wait up, it'll be an hour."
"Now, I wish to tell you a tale, one of how the events were so happily a fail."
There was no way in whatever hell either of the two worlds had, that they were going to be ready for what was next."
"Ah guess a Christmas story's a good way ta start," Applejack said, "Have at it, Zecora!"
"Yes, please, Darling."
"Last night, a girl I'm sure you all know had a hope so low. She planned to end it all when she heard a roar and saw lights, but her jump caused the driver a terrible fright. To me, it sounded as a beast, but was simply an engine from the East. The help she was offered was immeasurable, but gave her the ability to once more be hopeful. I saw, on the next morn, a certain one of you taking a warn. The warn was from he who decorates of the Kremlin and she who came from the tribe of the Kirin. In an argument rather brief," she looked at Rainbow Dash, "you were explained Sunset's innocent grief. While Sunset was torn by Anon-a-miss, the true culprit has taken more than the piss."
"Excuse me?"
"Rainbow Dash, to some you may be a nitwit, but in my country you'd be less than shit. Your actions deplore Sunset, but without you she seems to be living, yet."
"This is about what Dash said to you, ain't it?" Applejack asked, perturbed.
"Well," Dash said, sticking her butt at Zecora, "You in your hut of grass can kiss my ASS!!"
"To you both, I shun, simply to enjoy the Christmas fun."
"She... Sunset tried to..." Fluttershy said.
"Yes, I am afraid so, but she did not succeed, no."
"Where is she!?" Fluttershy said through teary eyes.
"From what I understand, they are headed to the Soviet Land to celebrate with the ones that do not hate."
"What!?" came a faint voice from Rainbow's pocket