Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse

by MixMassBasher


Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 9

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses: Chapter 9: Highblood OR (High Horse Rainbow)

Dear "Mother",

Did you have to bring me back? I thought you wanted to me have "friends". I was only having a nice chat with your eggheaded student about your dirty little secrets.

Speaking of secrets, why'd you adopt me? Did you finally realize you can't have children after a thousand years?

You think I should trust you? As if. You're a troll at best, and a real sun of a bitch at worst! But I guess we all can't have nice things. At least be a smart parent and bribe me with VIP passes to the Wonderbolts so I won't care about your ulterior motives.

And seriously, did I have to meet the father of Prince Blueballs? Just get me some popcorn and a folding chair for me to watch Prince Blueballs dirtying his hooves and I’ll be good. But I'll admit, I was impressed with Prince Highblood. This guy at least has more brains than his son. He even understands the awesomeness within me instead of being a royal pain in my ass.

Your high horse princess,
Princess Rainbow "Danger" Dash


Dear Diary,

After Rainbow's impromptu visit, I decided to check on her highness because my brother is too busy trying to bone my foalsitter, and I find her not banished or thrown into the dungeons or possibly both. That would have been a shame, really, if that had happened to her because I was starting to get used to that egotistical attitude. As the saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer, so I decided to befriend her highness. I even tried introducing her to the Daring Do series and I was gobsmacked when she said that she hadn't heard of the series. What kind of an idiot hasn't heard of such a great series!? Apparently, our newly crowned princess, that's what! Therefore, I lent her my signed copy of Daring Do and The Eternal Flower I got last Hearths Warming. I'd figure that she'll end up liking the book so much that she'll have an existential crisis accepting the fact. That'll be amusing to watch.

Your devious writer,
Twilight Sparkle


To the citizens of Equestria,

There is now an official ban on onions in our glorious country as the substance messes with her daughters eyes.

By Royal Decree,
Princess Celestia