Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse

by MixMassBasher


Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 7

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses: Chapter 7: Compassion OR (Horny Issue)

Hey Cousin Rainbow Dash,

Let's go bowling.

-Princess Cadance


Dear "Mother",

So where's my horn? Aren't I awesome enough to get one?

Cadance has wings. She told me how she got it when we went to grab some grub after an intense orgy session.

Furthermore, that alicorn I saw looked exactly like Twilight. So, what did that egghead do to deserve her wings? She turned her parents into plants!

Also, what is wrong with ponies these days? When you adopt a niece, nopony bats an eye, but when you adopt a daughter, all Tartarus breaks loose!

Maybe everypony is uneasy because an adopted relative isn't an alicorn.

The Princess of Awesomeness,
Rainbow Dash


Dear Daughter,

Why would you want a horn so soon? Weren't you afraid of magic after the accident?

Your confused mother,
Princess Celestia


Dear Diary,

Great. Now I have to share my magic lessons with Rainbow, too. She's doesn't even have a horn!

But if she gets a heart attack when a magic spell ends up cast on her by mistake, it's not my problem.

Your annoyed magic student,
Twilight Sparkle

P.S. I think I found the perfect title for Rainbow. Princess of Naps.