//------------------------------// // Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 5 // Story: Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse // by MixMassBasher //------------------------------// Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse by MixMassBasher Little Glimpses: Chapter 5: Princess OR (Well excuse me, princess) Dear Diary, It's been a while since Rainbow Crash became stuck in my life. We tolerate each other, at least. Celestia once mention that Rainbow reminds her of herself. Guess our ruler stole the spotlight from somepony else too then. Seriously, Rainbow's ego is bigger than her non-existent title as royalty. She even acts like it! Trying to steal my minion away from me with her hoof play. She even had the nerve to bump into me "accidentally" today during her attention whoring of her nobility to the rest of Equestria. As if she didn't see where she was going. I know her tricks! On the plus side, she looks hilarious dressed it that outfit! She looks more feminine too. Your frustrated student, Twilight Sparkle Canterlot News Network Mother of Equestria a Mother!?! Breaking News! Princess Celestia is now an adoptive mother. A filly by the name of Rainbow "Danger" Dash, as the young filly insisted her name be called, from Cloudsdale. Perhaps our merciful ruler is attempting to strengthen ties with Cloudsdale, or, in reality, our tyrannical ruler is trying to steal more tariffs from the state. Further revelations revealed that the adopted filly happens to be the pony that caused the first ever sonic rainboom from various other news articles. Is Celestia attempting to harness this mare's powers for personal use? None can be sure. Nobles suspect she is creating yet another puppet noble, like Prince Blueblood, to pull the strings in the background. Some nobles even question how can she rule the country while also raising her daughter. Foal Protection Service also seems not to comment on such an issue which has led to a rumor that Celestia adopted Rainbow to molest her and bribe the agency to silence. The princess, of course, denied any and all allegations. Dear Diary, Fuck the press. Your disgruntled royal, Princess Rainbow "Danger" Dash